My ALDS Prediction

by Rev Halofan on Oct 4, 2005 12:17 AM PDT in News Comment 7 comments

There are only 300 analyses of the Angels/Yankees ALDS playoffs across the internet and it is my job to offer a unique analysis.

Okay, here goes.

The Angels were born December 6, 1960, making them a Sagittarius. With Jupiter, the ruling planet of this sign, well placed in Libra, it is a good time for those born under this sign. Today sees the Moon entering Scorpio just before Game Time, a sign that means resolution for the Sagittarian. Since Venus is in Scorpio, where it was in the 2002 postseason, and with no harsh aspects to the Angels' ruling planet Jupiter (Angels manager Mike Scioscia is a Sagittarius as well), simple astrological deduction indicates that the Angels will emerge victorious in a thrilling 4-game series.

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Groovy Man

Totaly far out Dude. Just keep up the good vibes man. Like check it out Man, my fingers are typing.

My Boss is going to be at game two. So if you see a Skankee cap with a dork underneath it. Toss some goobers in his direction. He'll understand, I told him you would.

GO HALO's

Donnie Moore died an Angel

by eyespy on Oct 4, 2005 1:46 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

You god damn hippie

I was wondering what stank of patchouli oil and sandalwood around here.

The Angels drove a stake into the heart of the Yankee dynasty three years ago, then went and ate cheeseburgers and got drunk at the tractor pull. This reanimated zombie version's going down too, with or without help from the zodiac.

by Sean on Oct 4, 2005 7:21 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I'll put astrology up there

against the best "baseball analysts." the fact is, anybody can beat anybody in a 5-games series, so hold on to yer hats, kiddies -- this one's gonna be a wild one!

i've only read maybe 20 predictions, and there's one prediction i haven't seen yet, which i will subscribe to now:

Angels in 3.

by yeswecan on Oct 4, 2005 10:18 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs