Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim Game 107/162

by Rev Halofan on Aug 3, 2005 12:20 PM PDT in Angels News

Baltimore Orioles of Maryland v. Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

Game Thread - Post Your Comments and Predictions Here

Bedard v. Lackey

7:05 p.m. on Fox Cable West or ESPN-2, either way would someobody please post any mood swings made audible by Steve or Rex, seeing as their tenuous contract situations will likely bring out the stupidest in them.

Lackey has been about as nails as we could have hoped for. He is a strikeout pitcher and the former St. Louis Browns squad is a hard-contact team, meaning a truckload of whiffs is not too out of he question. Our site's house astrologer pointed out that Roger Clemens and John Lackey are Texan Scorpios having great years in synch with some cosmic cycle, so GO-GO-Scorpio!

My Runs y Hits Pix: LAA: 5/8, BAL 1/6

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Scorpio, shmorpio

Yeah, but according to MY astrologer, we're in Mercury Retrograde, which means bad shit is going down -- for everyone. I think.

Long live the Libras:

Scorpio Lackey & Co.: 6/12
Retard Bedard & Co.: 1/9

by yeswecan on Aug 3, 2005 12:41 PM PDT reply actions

Set Vlad on 'kill'

Smog-choked sprawl: 7 on 12
Boring far-north suburb of DC: 2 on 7

by Sean @ Halos Heaven on Aug 3, 2005 2:07 PM PDT reply actions

Serpico

halos 7/11
the orange julius' 3/9

Halo Country

by cupie on Aug 3, 2005 2:15 PM PDT reply actions

Esteban Yan is a cancer

Halos: 5 on 11
0's: 3 on 7

by Pearly Gates on Aug 3, 2005 2:32 PM PDT reply actions

cancer or Cancer?

Mr. Gates, I would disagree with you in your thinking that Yan is a cancer on this team. It seems like he gets on well with the other players, and his performance has improved lately, giving the Angels a good reliever to throw.

If you think he's a Cancer, then clearly his moon is in Uranus.

by yeswecan on Aug 3, 2005 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Yan

He is a Cancer according to the astrological charts.

I think he has been pretty decent over the last few weeks.

Halo Country

by cupie on Aug 3, 2005 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Good Lord

Just cut him. Yesterday. He can't hit, and he can't catch.

Damn, I hate Steve Finley.

by LA Seitz on Aug 3, 2005 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

Fuckin Finley

just got a hit...

woot!

Halo Country

by cupie on Aug 3, 2005 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions

I still hate him

n/m

by LA Seitz on Aug 3, 2005 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions

if you had to have

sex with a Finley who would it be with?

Chuck
or
Frosty

Halo Country

by cupie on Aug 3, 2005 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Chuck

If he was good enough for Tawny Kitaen...

by Pearly Gates on Aug 3, 2005 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Super Good Lord

the A's lost.

Halo Country

by cupie on Aug 3, 2005 8:02 PM PDT reply actions

HUD

Was just talking about how the batter's on the Angels are not stat gurus. They don't know how they fare against said pitcher. They are just up there hacking.

Oh my goodness, i hope this Hud back on the Hippie Lettuce and only speaking for himself.

I don't even know what to say.

Halo Country

by cupie on Aug 3, 2005 8:24 PM PDT reply actions