Duh, what the heck was I thinking???
The Angels should simply sign Frank Thomas!
Think about it - Full Time DH, if he is gimpy, we DH Vlad and Garret.
We pay him $7 million a year for 2 seasons and totally demoralize the green weenies of the Oaky Choaky in the process while getting a guy who hit more homers in 2006 than Vlad and Rivera and twice as many as any other Angel.
Get a foot massage, Garret, you're gonna be playing a LOT in the field with the Big Hurt in the lineup.