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Shea Hillenbrand

First off, this guy's parents are fucking evil for giving him a name slightly less appealing than Hemmorrhoid Junior, so it is no wonder he is the biggest loose cannon in baseball clubhouses this side of Jose Guillen.

Second, this is easily the worst signing of the offseason and the worst for the franchise since the dreadful Steve Finley signing (to which I was adamantly opposed while the ink was still being blown on).

This is the STIFF middle finger to Dallas McPherson. Forget any talk of Juan Rivera's injury, it is Scioscia saying "F.U., D."

How Mike Scioscia can take a self-proclaimed "leap of faith" on an aging Gary Matthews Junior and turn a cold shoulder to McPherson, a guy whose only crime has been injuries he cannot control (but through which he has worked) ... it is frustrating to be a fan of the pick-and-choose partisan that Mike Scioscia has become.

(Cut to the dialogue between my consciousness and my internal organs...):
The days and nights of playing a fucked-up Frosty Steve Finley over better options ... ah the pain is all coming back.

(Back to conscious description of the future with Dingleberry, er, Hillenbrand):
Smacktalking Hillenbrand is going to kiss up to Mike and have no problem skating at 60 percent in this desperate clubhouse that abounds in cheap young bats who are held back by Scioscia's man-love of thirtysomething millionaire has-beens, or in the case of Matthews and Hillenbrand, Never-Were's.

In other words, the Hillebrand signing is a band-aid we don't need for a wound we do not have prescribed by a straw-grasping manager whose love of veterans has never been a component of the winning his teams have done.

We're not fucked yet, but we're getting there.

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well said.

by pedro guerrero on Dec 26, 2006 9:11 PM PST   0 recs

He is a perfect fit!
Did you know?

Per Elias: Hillenbrand has 133 walks in 3,538 career plate appearances, an average of one every 26.6 times up, the lowest walk rate for any active player (minimum 2,500 PA).

Hatcher is drooling over this sign...

by Barry on Dec 27, 2006 7:48 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Not even an F+
Is there any amount of Vegas winnings that could take away some of the sting?

by Bilko 420 on Dec 26, 2006 9:14 PM PST   0 recs

hope
i agree with almost all that you said.  i just hope you're wrong.
retire number fifteen.

by rowast on Dec 26, 2006 9:16 PM PST   0 recs

I hope I am wrong too
and I have been wrong before, so let's keep our faith abot us.

But I called Finley a mile away among MANY others.

by Rev Halofan on Dec 26, 2006 9:22 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Good night, nurse...
Figures this signing would coincide with Gerald Ford's death!  GREAT!

by Bilko 420 on Dec 26, 2006 9:27 PM PST   0 recs

Dear Rev...
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and Happy Hanukkah...  It has been a long time to read the pure vitriol of the Mighty Rev.  It is a mighty elixir of typos, personal attacks, and stats that start with the two letters of F and U.

Panther

by cupie on Dec 26, 2006 9:58 PM PST   0 recs

Happy New Year
Now go update your myspace page with pics of the 2006 OMAHA tournament...

by Rev Halofan on Dec 26, 2006 10:01 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Agreed.
This signing makes no sense on so many levels.

What's next?  Are we going to trade Ervin Santana for Randy Johnson?

Stupid is as Stoneman does.

by bc56274 on Dec 26, 2006 10:16 PM PST   0 recs

Ahhhhhh
Crap Sammich...

Is it too late to jump ship and become a A's fan?

(that was a joke)  this sucks.

jeff

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by sipperphoto on Dec 26, 2006 10:34 PM PST   0 recs

mike is the bad guy?
I was wondering how Mr. manager is the bad guy. Dall(ass) has had plenty of chances, and he cant stay healthy. mike doesnt sign the contract Bill Stonehead does. he plays with the hand he's dealt. Adam laroche would have been an awesome signing but this is stupid. I guess the only good part is that its a one year deal

by Sinatrasratpack on Dec 26, 2006 11:04 PM PST   0 recs

Scioscia
lobbied for Matthews - his hand is in every deal.

by Rev Halofan on Dec 26, 2006 11:07 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

trade?
Shea isn't a replacement for Riveria we will be lucky if Shea hits 20 hrs thats not nearly enough.  Has anybody ever told Stoneman how a trade works?

by thebigA on Dec 26, 2006 11:13 PM PST   0 recs

Smart move
I was very relieved when I heard of this deal. After Riv went down I was concerned that we would go for helton and his gazillion dollar contract.

If Hilly doesn't pan out, it's only 6 mill with a .5 mill buyout. Peanuts in todays market. If he doesn't produce, then he doesn't get enough ab's for a second year.

He put up decent numbers. As long as everyone gets an equal oppertunity to earn there position, and I believe they will, not a problem.

By the way, casey seems to be healthy! Check out johnnyangel101's latest diary. Maybe Hilly can produce comparable numbers to Riv 2006 (I was expecting Riv to join the 100 rbi club in 2007) at dh. If not, then goodbye.

The guy is a terrible defensive third baseman. I'm sure the angels are looking at him to be dh (especially if casey is ready at 1b).

Cheap insurance, if you ask me.

One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer

by chosen1 on Dec 26, 2006 11:29 PM PST   0 recs

P.S.
A healthy colon equals a big bat for the stretch run. If not, we still have the pitching (and the hitting!) to possibly go all the way!
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer

by chosen1 on Dec 26, 2006 11:32 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

I'm with you here, chosen1
I also think serious relief depends upon on a healthy colon -- which in turn could equal a big bat and stretch runs.

by Bilko 420 on Dec 27, 2006 12:25 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

This post
sounds like a laxative commercial.
DarkAngel hath spoken....

by darkangel01 on Dec 27, 2006 12:40 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Your just mad
because you didn't make the final poll!
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer

by chosen1 on Dec 27, 2006 12:46 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

IF IF IF
IF doesn't apply to Scioscia

IF FInley doesn't produce... HE DIDN'T and Scioscia left him in...

What IF Shea sucks ... Scioscia will leave the VET in ...

by Rev Halofan on Dec 26, 2006 11:40 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

The hope is
that finley could play d and therefore that is why he got so many ab. hilly can't play d at 3b, and casey's popularity is such that I don't even think that mike wouldn't give him his justified chance if he's healthy.

That could just be me rationalizing to much, however, I'm still SO relieved we didn't go for helton that I am somehow pleased.

One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer

by chosen1 on Dec 26, 2006 11:50 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

it is just you rationalizing
but no helton giveaway is nice .... celebrating nothingness is so buddhist......

by Rev Halofan on Dec 26, 2006 11:58 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

I 'm really cracking up (laughing) here
The buddhist thing is good. My 1st crack up was over my own assumptions after reading this post.

I really thought that you would be for this. I was acutally suprised at your post. My assumption is that your the "build from within guy" and don't want to throw the future away on a big (money) gamble. My new assumption is that your such a build from within guy, that you didn't want any signing that would mess with the young guys.

Assumptions can be funny if you don't take them too seriously. I really did crack up over my own assumptions after reading your post.

One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer

by chosen1 on Dec 27, 2006 12:14 AM PST   0 recs

I assume
you are going to be hungover tomorrow morning.

by Rev Halofan on Dec 27, 2006 12:16 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Actually
I just got off work and bored wating for the hangover time to begin
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer

by chosen1 on Dec 27, 2006 12:19 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Y'all are looking at this signing the wrong way
If this were a week ago (before Juan Rivera decided to fling himself at a pitcher covering first), then I would agree with what most of you think: that this signing is a disaster.

However, imagine how angry y'all are now, and imagine how angry you would have been had Stoneman done nothing at all to respond to the loss of Juan Rivera.

With that in mind, remember Juan Rivera when you read this quote from the Sosh about the Hillenbrand signing:

"His bat is what we need now," Scioscia said. (emphasis mine)

As I've said before, Johnny Rivers's injury  threatened to turn an already anemic offense into one that was not only nonexistent, but also turned the AL West playoff race into a question of whether the A's could make it past the first round for a second consecutive year.

Is Hillenbrand a malcontent? Yes. I would not be surprised if he challenges Mike Scioscia to a fight and is subsequently DFA'ed before October 1.

Is he a middling player at best? Yes, but right now even a middling player helps our struggling offense immensely.

What about his contract? It's not that bad; this move cost us nothing in terms of players, if there's something this club isn't wanting of it's  cash, and it's only a 1 year contract with a CLUB (not player) option. If this were a $40 mil/3 year deal, I'd be willing to grab a pitchfork and find Bill Stoneman with all due haste with the rest of you. If he sucks it up this season or throws chairs or racial/sexual epithets at the guy with the locker adjacent to his, we can DFA him like we did Finley and Weaver the Elder.

Should the Halosphere be satisfied with this signing as the final move in Bill Stoner-man's quest for mediocrity and sloth? No, if he refuses to budge for a better bat than Shea I'll bitch a long with the rest of you.

Should he block Kotch, or Morales (or, God willing, DMac if he gets healthy) from at-bats? God no, but he provides options if Kotch/Morales or DMac fall through (especially Injury McInjuryson).

Imagine this scenario: No Hillenbrand, Rivera is out for eight months, Kotchman and Morales both hit a rut and DMac is at Mission Hospital on a 24/7 morphine drip. This is what the diamond at the Big A would look like:

C: Napoli/Molina
1B: Quinlan?
2B: Kendrick
3B: Figgins
SS: Cabrera
LF: Anderson
CF: Matthews Jr.
RF: Guerrero
DH: Um...is Izzy around?

A lineup whose only power threats are Vlad, Napoli pre-All-Star break, the grimacing shadow of a circa-2002 Garret Anderson, and the hope of a repeat of a Gary Matthews Jr. career-year looks pretty friggin' weak to me.

Hillenbrand allows us to temporary--note the use of the word, temporarily--fill any holes that may reveal themselves. Kotchman raking but DMac still aching? Stick Hillenbrand at third and hope he doesn't commit too many errors. Is Kotchman doing well and has Figgy transformed into his 2005 incarnation? Let GA take the field in left to his heart's content, and allow Mr. You'd-Better-Give-Me-a-Cake-When-I-Adopt-Another-Kid to DH.

Is Shea Hillenbrand the panacea for the offensive problems facing this team? Of course not. Is he a cheap bandaid for the holes? Yes, and this is where I disagree with the Rev, because these holes can show up and have a strong possibility of doing so.

Light Up That Halo! ...and tell Clutch to chill!

by cardinalwraith on Dec 27, 2006 3:46 AM PST   0 recs

Couldn't agree more
I'm frankly shocked by the not only negative but truly visceral reaction to this signing.  I think it's a great move.

This can't in any way be compared to the Finley signing.  Finley was much older and given two years of guaranteed money ($14M) when that was a lot of money for the market.  This contract guarantees only one year, at less money than is currently being paid to back-of-the-rotation pitchers.  It's fiscally prudent.

Also, it is absurd to believe that Scioscia will enable Hillenbrand to get enough ABs to guarantee his second year even if he underperforms.  Hillenbrand needs 600 ABs to earn that second year.  Finley only had 406 ABs in his disastrous '05 season.

Moreover, there were obvious reasons for Scioscia to be more patient with Finley.  First, as was already mentioned, he was our best defensive option in CF.  Second, he had been consistently healthy and productive for several years (albeit during the steroid era).  Third, and most importantly, the team had invested so much in him that it was not easy to simply admit that their big signing was a huge failure.

That will not be the case if Hillenbrand underperforms or challenges Scioscia to a fight.  It already has been pointed out that this is a one-year deal that essentially forces Hillenbrand to be on his best behavior and give it his all.  No reason to think he will perform to a lesser extent than last season.

On that note, in terms of immediate impact, Hillenbrand sadly may be the second or third best hitter in this lineup.  That's shocking to say, but his stats from last year (.277, 21 HR, 68 RBI in 141 games) look pretty comparable to our #2 big bat (GA hit .280 with 17 HR and 85 RBI in 141 games).  Just something for all of you to keep in mind as you bash Hillenbrand.

Finally, a few comments on Casey and D-Mac.  Hillenbrand does nothing to take a job from Casey, who owns 1B to the same extent that he did before the Rivera injury.  If Casey is healthy and performing, he will be our 1B.  As for Dallas, I disagree that Scioscia has treated him unfairly.  The front office and management gave Dallas every opportunity to be the 3B in 2005.  Last year, after he floundered in the bigs, he publicly questioned the team's decision to send him to AAA, saying I don't think there is anything left for me to prove there.  Then, of course, he sucked.  In my mind, Dallas has a hell of a lot to prove in terms of (a) his ability to stay healthy, (b) his ability to hit ML pitching, and (c) his maturity.

Just my 2 cents.  In the meantime, have a happy holidays and cut the front office and management some slack.  The market blew up this offseason and they were dealt a very unfortunate hand with Rivera's injury.

by DChalofan on Dec 27, 2006 8:40 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Perception vs facts
I truly do not get the huge disconnect Angel fans have regarding Dallas McPherson.  It's almost like some communist propaganda...

McPherson did not "flounder in the bigs" or "suck" last year, unless you consider a .478 SLG "floundering" or "sucking."  The guy has absolutely demonstrated that he can hit major league pitching.  Sure, he strikes out a lot, but his numbers are FINE despite them.  Given regular playing time, his production could be even better.  He can hit major league pitching just fine, right now.

As far as health - I've pointed this out several times elsewhere, but Dallas was not injured any more than Maicer last year, or anybody else.  He was on the DL only ONCE, for three weeks.  Otherwise, he was healthy enough to play about 130 games or so.  It's not like he was in traction for four months.  The FACT is that Dallas spent most of the season at Salt Lake, and then rotting on the bench in September.

As far as maturity, I agree.  When Dallas complained last year, McPherson was not being given a chance at the 3B job in spring training, and responded accordingly (although he should have kept his mouth shut - I think we all agree with that).  However, it's not like McPherson was violent or almost got into a fight with the manager :)

Regarding Hillenbrand - I don't think he's HORRIBLE...I just think that Quinlan is better, and we already had Q...and Q would accept his role.

"I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else." - Churchill

by johnnyangel101 on Dec 27, 2006 1:00 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Injury Concerns
Quinlan has had injury concerns of his own the last couple of years.  He has yet to make it through a full 162-game season himself, so I think it would be risky to completely rely on him to take up the slack.

by jjackflash on Dec 27, 2006 4:55 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Was Quinlan hurt last year?
I don't recall that he was...
"I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else." - Churchill

by johnnyangel101 on Dec 27, 2006 6:46 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

No
But he missed big chunks of 2004 and 2005 with injuries.  I have a vague recollection that he also had some sort of minor but not disabling injury last year, but can't find anything to confirm it, so that could just be my imagination (running away with me).

by jjackflash on Dec 27, 2006 11:09 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

2 cents?
that's not very fiscally prudent

by kolbotn on Dec 28, 2006 1:41 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Solid
logic. I am okay with this mostly because it's a 1 year deal. The very worst thing that happens is he clogs up 3B for a year and doesn't do anything, which is a net loss/gain of zero over last year.
10-12-86

by ineptituderunsamok on Dec 27, 2006 8:52 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

I just hope that his playing time
is based on merit, and not his contract.

As an insurance policy, I'll take him.  I'll agree with you guys, then.  Sort of.  I just feel bad for Quinlan.

btw - I had to laugh at the 24/7 morphine drip...

"I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else." - Churchill

by johnnyangel101 on Dec 27, 2006 1:11 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Temporary
Now that I think about this its not that bad.  He is temporary solution.  I am not concerned about his temper at all, he wants to be on the west coast and he has to perform if he wants a job next year.  If he has an attitude and doesn't put up numbers he knows that there will be zero teams interested in him the following year.  I believe that Shea will be on best behavior and will be giving us his all.  We still need the impact bat though.

by thebigA on Dec 27, 2006 7:58 AM PST   0 recs

The reason this is better than the Matthews deal..
...is because this is only a ONE YEAR commitment.  Matthews will be clogging up center field for the next FIVE years.

At least Hillenbrand will (hopefully) be gone after one year.

But I agree that it's a shame to make it that much more difficult for McPherson to get ABs.

by Dogman on Dec 27, 2006 8:46 AM PST   0 recs

anybody notice...
...where the link on the front page for hillenbrand points to?  

nice, very nice indeed.

by douche on Dec 27, 2006 9:18 AM PST   0 recs

Just to add to the public opinion poll
I can very well see this as the band-aid on a very sorry offensive team, and also equally see Rev.'s concern with past Scioscia behavior regarding playing time.

However, my concern is with the language and wording of William Stoneman, and that the Che Guevara and Gary Coleman, Jr. signings combined are indeed the completion of the big off-season splasharoo.

by Bilko 420 on Dec 27, 2006 9:57 AM PST   0 recs

OBP
not sure if you guy's have looked at his numbers or not but....you just added another free swinging, low OBP, high strikeout guy, who doesn't defend his position too well, and is allergic to walks. so...at least stoney is sticking to his gameplan.

i would like to say shea is a gamer. he's a community college 10th round draft pick, who by all accounts has beaten the odds to make it where he is today. just don't piss him off.

"this ship is sinking, every man for himself."

by red sox rod on Dec 27, 2006 11:53 AM PST   0 recs

I heard a rumor
that the Red Sox' Rod was flaccid....

by Rev Halofan on Dec 27, 2006 12:08 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Does Fenway have theme muzak?
That could be Donnelly's new theme song: AC/DC's Sink The Pink.

by Bilko 420 on Dec 27, 2006 12:30 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

chub levels
i wasn't looking to piss on your parade. just trying to add some insight to a player i've watched for several years as he came up through the sox org. some other things you may not know about shea is, he breeds rottweilers, and owns monkeys. oh yeah...he doesn't get on base all that much. but don't go trying to return your tickets just yet. let your front office keep lying to you. pretend there's still available bat out there. hold on to your overvalued prospects, and let teams keep pitching around vlad.

and yes...fenway plays songs between at bats and during pitching changes. they also play "sweet caroline" before the eighth and "dirty water" when the sox win. and no....they don't do thundersticks or sell plush toys for adults to wear around their necks. they try to keep the focus on the field.

by red sox rod on Dec 27, 2006 1:40 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

focus on the field
those ticket prices are for stockbrokers to take clients out for three innings and leave.

by Rev Halofan on Dec 27, 2006 1:49 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

those tickets
to argue dedication of sox and angel fan would be disingenuous to halo folk. you'd be hard pressed to find an empty seat in the 18th inning let alone the third in fenway. hell..when the big A turns into fenway west for the sox series, most angel fans show up in the third. when the angels are moved to albuquerque or monterrey, sox fans will fill those seats too. don't be mad though, the angels front office has jacked up ticket prices for the sox and yankees series again for the sixth straight year. so when you have trouble selling out A's series tickets during a playoff push, sit back and count that added revenue we brought you.

by red sox rod on Dec 27, 2006 3:04 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

watch the cameras pan
Fenway in the 8th inning.

70 percent EMMMMMM - -  TEEEEEE

bandwagon shakes the '05 newbies loose early each game. gotta be up for the 5 a.m. wall street journal delivery the next morning ya know...

and the thundersticks are iq tests, no other fanbase can get at it.

by Rev Halofan on Dec 27, 2006 3:09 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

fury animals
totally cheesy PLUSH RED SOX FURRY CRITTERS who still look better than the Rosie O'Donnells in Fenway Pawk.

by Rev Halofan on Dec 27, 2006 8:05 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Your comparing the red sox to the yankees
hahahahahahahahaha. I never realized r sox fans had a sense of humor (surely it couldn't be stupidity).

You win one WS in 80 years and all of a sudden your putting the red sox in the same sentence as the yankees?

We go see the yanks because of there glorious past.

We pack the stadium for r sox games in support of Manny! Don't worry Manny! We havn't forgot about ya! We'll keep trying!

One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer

by chosen1 on Dec 28, 2006 12:20 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

comparing
where the hell did you read me comparing the sox and the yankees? i mentioned how your front office has jacked up prices on select series. back before most of you were angel fans (circa 4 years ago), your FO started uping the prices on red sox, yankee, and indian series. those were the games that people actually attended, so the angels figured they could make a few extra bucks off those teams fans. your franchise has been running scams like this for years. how many new jerseys have you had to buy in the last 10 years? your teams colors and logo changes every year. but it's nice that you continue to buy the lies they're selling. that big bat is comming real soon. mathis is the future. seibel, a 27 year old career minor leaguer commming off tommy john surgery, is a B+ acquisition. dallas will pan out. josh paul didn't trap that ball. a four team division makes for better competition. big papi's walk off blast to sweep the angels in '04 just barely cleared the monster. ect. ect. ect..... now do what you do after 35,000 sox fans have filled your stadium for four straight games....walk with your heads down out to your SUV and sulk your way back to laguna niguel.

how did donnie moore not make the angels top 100 of all time?

by red sox rod on Dec 28, 2006 12:15 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Donnie Moore is on the list
#34 ... but based on what you write here I would not expect you to ever interpret anything well with that head so far up your mother's ass.

YOU ARE WORNG:

All Angel games cost the same. (head up your mom's ass)

The team has changed jersey's exactly ONCE in ten years (head up your mom's ass)

Mathis is the future more than Achey Breaky Varitek is, oh and Cla Meredith for Mirabelli ... BRILLIANT (Theo's head up YOUR ass).

Sox games did not even sell out this season as they are no longer trendy out here as they were in 04 for ten minutes, who finsihed in third place? Your mom.

by Rev Halofan on Dec 28, 2006 12:55 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Chowder Head
Have fun with Dick Suckey, let me know how that 51.1 mil posting fee works out for you.  The Red Cox should have gotten that Nascar team they were looking at.

Tell that fat pile of shit Schilling to shut up and start pitching again.

30 mil 3 year extension for Beckett?  Classic.  Shit I think he just gave up another homer.

The police escort for a pile crap like Mirabelli is classic.

Did you enjoy going sub .500 against the AL last year.

Don't even get me started on JD Drew.

You guys should be excited to have Hanley Ramirez, Freddy Sanchez, Cla Meridith, Annibal Sanchez, and Andy Marte ready to crack the bigs?

When was the last time you won your division?

Buckner........Ouch.

As for your comments on Tommy John Seibel, you must be as dumb as the rest of the racist pricks that fill that pile of shit you call Fenway.  TJ surgery did not seem to slow Schilling, Smoltz, Gagne(for a period), AJ Burnett or anyone else that got the surgery recently for that matter.  In some cases it has improved the pitchers velocity.

GMJ step number one in a plan for continued dominance, or step number one in a plan for severe weight loss through explosive vomiting?

by hauldog on Dec 28, 2006 2:11 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Did I say comapare
I merely said you used the r sox and yankees in the same sentence:

"don't be mad though, the angels front office has jacked up ticket prices for the sox and yankees......"

Which, at the very least, means your trying to use association to build up your pitiful organization.

So, I regret giving you the benefit of the doubt in the sense of humor vs the stupidity comment.

Johnny r sox can't even read.

One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer

by chosen1 on Dec 29, 2006 12:10 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

rod
is a flaccid rod.

by Rev Halofan on Dec 29, 2006 12:14 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

I dunno about that
I can practically guarantee you that Ben Affleck has worn both J-Lo's and Jennifer G's plush toy around his neck.

by Bilko 420 on Dec 27, 2006 1:59 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

tell both your dads...
to wiki your own franchise....

1.) "Team uniforms changed in 1997 as well. The familiar "A-N-G-E-L-S" spelled out on the jersey front was replaced with a logo designed by Disney Studios, being a stylized form of the team name with an enlarged angel wing to the left of the "A", on new pinstriped vest jerseys. These uniforms were universally ridiculed, being referred to as the "softball beer league" uniforms by Chris Berman of ESPN and as "periwinkle jerseys" by many Angel fans........
Then came 2002. The year began with the team scrapping its pinstriped vest jerseys after five years, reverting back to uniforms conforming more to the team's traditional uniforms, but now mostly red, with but a bit of navy blue trim. Significantly, the Halos' road jerseys now read "Anaheim"."
.....so that would be 3 times since '96.

2.) the sox set a season attendance record (2,930,588) last season while extending their streak of consecutive sellouts to 307 games since 2003. that was prior to these new '04 sox fans you speak of.

3.) the mentality that believes mathis and mcphersons' possible projections are worth blocking trades to acquire proven major league talent (ie; varitek), is the mentality that will keep your franchise dissappointing.

4.) sorry i missed #34. you loose track after sorting through 100 no names.

by red sox rod on Dec 28, 2006 2:01 PM PST   0 recs

Jerry Remy
is on there too.

IF Boston is so great why don't you move the fuck back and get the hell off of our freeways at rush hour you transplant loser.

by Rev Halofan on Dec 28, 2006 2:12 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Sell out
Pretty easy to sell out a stadium the size of a toilet.  Speaking of toilets have fun watching 125 mil per getting flushed down the toilet.
GMJ step number one in a plan for continued dominance, or step number one in a plan for severe weight loss through explosive vomiting?

by hauldog on Dec 28, 2006 2:12 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Varitek?
3.) the mentality that believes mathis and mcphersons' possible projections are worth blocking trades to acquire proven major league talent (ie; varitek), is the mentality that will keep your franchise dissappointing

Um you guys traded Slocum for him and he was a minor leaguer at the time.

How did that Bagwell trade work out?

Chowderhead.

GMJ step number one in a plan for continued dominance, or step number one in a plan for severe weight loss through explosive vomiting?

by hauldog on Dec 28, 2006 2:14 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

AH BE NICE
"ROD" has only been a "member" of the "Nation" since game three of the 2004 World Series. HE still thinks that the Yankees are synergistic partner to his beloved Boston Shiteaters team and that the 2nd Place Blue Jays are the real rivals.

by Rev Halofan on Dec 28, 2006 2:43 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

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