There was no majority decision (only a plurality) in the HHer poll for the nautiest person of 2006. Santa claims that the nautiest person is the main reason for all the probs in 2006.
The top two candidates are Scareduck ant Stirrups.
However, a strange thing happened to me on xmass early-morn. I was sitting by the fireplace (we all have fireplaces on Guam), when I caught Santa comming down the chimney. We had a long talk about my latest poll, and for some odd reason he told me that I should include B420 in the FINAL poll.
I asked him why, and he said - "If Bilko 420 wins the the FINAL poll for the nautiest person, then the Angels will rejoice and enjoy good fortune throughout the 2007 season."
Who am I to dis Santa.