Yesterday there were none. Today, sifting through some of the commentary here, I found a few nuggets of hope amidst the wreckage and have changed the Offseason Report Card on the left sidebar accordingly.

UPSIDES TO SHEA as an ANGEL:

No Todd Helton (prematurely ending the Mike DiGiovanna fiction Novella "Helton to Anaheim").

Does, on some level, actually, as stated, provide a little offensive insurance against a Rivera absence.

Provides an excellent Veteran Trade Chip come July.

Is only for one year.

Cancer-Proof Clubhouse: Scioscia has a quicker Insubordination Switch-Itch than Jock Gibo in Maple Leaf Village.

Offseason Grade Immediately changed from F to D+.