Since The Stoneman and Scioscia Company has chucked the idea of clubhouse chemistry by signing Shea "Sinking Ship" Hillenbrand, I have an idea ... how about Joe Saunders to the Mets for Lastings Milledge?

Milledge is a bat
He covers for Rivera
He will make Shea seem compliant
He might high-five you during the game on the way to the field if you are in the first row of the Field Section
Hector Carrasco and Darren Oliver create a "Fifth Starter" controversey for this blog to revel in