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Rob Neyer

Sportswriter Rob Neyer must be in a confused cold sweat - his beloved Kansas City Royals just took two straight in Oakland from the Athletics, a team Neyer has supplicantly deepthroated every season this century like the harem girl who is the earliest riser - banking his career on comingling ink and ecstasy in erecting a monument to the smuggest spreadsheet readers across the fruited plain.

The Royals fans are celebrating:
SB NATION's Royals Review

Money Quote:
Still, you look at [Oakland's] lineup on some nights, and you wonder what all the fuss is about. And this from a guy who's been beaten down by night after ceaseless night of Dougie Mientkiewicz in the 3-hole.

Thanks KC, keep it up.

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