What's sadder than this combination of beligerence and whine?

Kendall Quotes:

"The fact that they won't knock anything off is embarrassing to the game"

Bullshit.

"Now you can't really defend yourself."

Extreme Bullshit

"it's not like I went out and picked a fight."

OMGWTFBBBQ

"He calls me out and disrespects me and I'm supposed to sit here and have him yell at me?"

Quit leaning into pitches. Don't like it, yell back or shut up and connect.

"So basically what Major League Baseball is saying is that any big league pitcher out there can yell at somebody and get fined $2,000"

Actually, that draconian compared to the real world.

"I think the big thing was this was my fourth time,"

And baseball's embarrassing itself?

"People that are making decisions have never been in a situation like that. They wait for situations like this to happen so they can have this big power. And that's what they did. They have the power right now."

Much better than them acting like you, although, that would make a nice episode of WWE

The 31-year-old Kendall, who played 150 games last year in his first season with the A's, entered Friday's game batting .244 with no home runs and seven RBIs.

Were I in Lackey's position, I'd say publically when asked for comment, "Kendall exhibits all the symptoms of 'Roid Rage', but his poor hitting probably rules that out."