But What Does This Mean For Frank Tanana?

by Rev Halofan on Jun 1, 2006 12:05 AM PDT in Angels News

Today's Off Day Topic:

The disconcerting assymmetry of Frank Tanana's Face...

We start with Handsome Frank Tanana in his mid 1970s prime...

Okay, here is
FRANK TANANA'S LEFT SIDE TRANSPOSED:

And now for
FRANK TANANA'S RIGHT SIDE TRANSPOSED:

Does this freak you out maybe just a little bit?

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heilig scheiss

das ist sehr erschreckend. und häßlich. Ich entschuldige mich, wenn Sie nicht dieses verstehen können.

"I want to win when the whole world is watching, ... I want to win a World Series in an Angels uniform." - Vladimir Guerrero

by angels4adam on Jun 1, 2006 12:24 AM PDT reply actions

i googled a translation

nastily frightening?

by Rev Halofan on Jun 1, 2006 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions

close

scary and ugly

"I want to win when the whole world is watching, ... I want to win a World Series in an Angels uniform." - Vladimir Guerrero

by angels4adam on Jun 1, 2006 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Disturbing

Very disturbing.

But that original picture was not taken straight-on, so of course you're going to get a bizarre effect.

by jjackflash on Jun 1, 2006 12:24 AM PDT reply actions

i compensated

note the tilt in the hat. I straightened the photo to align with the center of his face.

by Rev Halofan on Jun 1, 2006 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions

Try this sometime

with Casey Kotchman. Dude's face is hella asymmetrical.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

by scareduck on Jun 1, 2006 5:52 AM PDT reply actions

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

You spoiled my nexxt surprise!

by Rev Halofan on Jun 1, 2006 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions

oh please

can we see the kotchman one?

by angelstar on Jun 1, 2006 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Man...

You know it's going bad when the Rev starts doctoring photos of Frank Tanana for entertainment.

by NPCody on Jun 1, 2006 7:48 AM PDT reply actions

yep

too much time alone with photoshop

by yeswecan on Jun 2, 2006 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions

what freaks me out is that you thought to do this

It looks like he was born with a cleft palate.
That is just a really bad photo-it looks like 2 different people photoshopped together-his hair isnt even the same on either side.
I wanna see the Weaver boys....half of Jeff's face with half of Jered's face.

by ladybug on Jun 1, 2006 8:01 AM PDT reply actions