Even if I get married, have children, watch my kids grow up, and all that fun shit, I have to ask...will a human being ever have a great 24 hour block than I just did? I went to last night's Angels game, saw the Angels have a fantastic, fantastic win over the M's. 2 hours later, I've driven to Mann's Chinese theater in Hollywood. I get there in time to meet Samuel Motherfuckin' L. Jackson coming out of his premiere, then watch the midnight public premiere of Snakes on a Plane. Three hours ago, I got an I.R.S refund. Then, today, I skip work and watch the A's get their faces kicked in TWICE IN ONE DAY by the Royals, and then see Jered Weaver tie the A.L. Rookie record for most wins to start a career.
Oh, and Kennedy, Donnelly, and Gregg are suspended. Will life ever be better?