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How to WIN game 2

Moreno needs to pimp slap Sciosca then hand him this Lineup and say, "No questions asked. This is what I want and your going to do it."

Figgins 3B
Cabrera SS
Morales RF
Guerrero DH
Rivera LF
Kotchman 1B
Kendrick 2B
Mathis C
Haynes CF

Now Vlad has some 2 eyed protection and Morales will get good pitches to hit with Guerrero backing him up!!!

This will never happen unless

A) Someone sneeks into Scioscias Room and brakes his BONG.
B) Someone holds Aybar hostage and tells Sciocia that the only way he will get, his FAVORIT player back, is if he goes with this Lineup.
C) Moreno Pimp Slaps Scioscia in the Hotel Lobby
D) HH flys out to Boston and stands outside the hotel with pitchforks.
E) This will never go down unless Scioscia gets to start Aybar.
F) In our Dreams
G) I am so depressed that I cant even answer a F$%^'n Survey Question.

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