In case you all get too frickin' happy with how the A.L. West is pretty much down to the Puke-Colored Gap-Ads of Fremont and which side of bed Vlad gets up on, HERE IS A REMINDER that Seattle deserves your hatred, Luke, reach down deep and feel your anger, give in to the dark side of hating the lovable Sasquatch rebels and their Ichiro calisthenic cleanliness...