But either way I still love those guys more than my own mother.

 To whom it may concern,

 The following text should be construed entirely as sarcasm (see description below). It is NOT meant to be taken seriously in any way, shape, or form. It is the intent of the author to elicit a smile or possibly even laughter, however if the humor fails to translate, please forgive said author for any and all transgressions

Thank you.  

Main Entry: sar·casm
Pronunciation: 'sär-"ka-z&m
Function: noun
Etymology: French or Late Latin; French sarcasme, from Late Latin sarcasmos, from Greek sarkasmos, from sarkazein to tear flesh, bite the lips in rage, sneer, from sark-, sarx flesh; probably akin to Avestan thwar&s- to cut
1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2 a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b : the use or language of sarcasm
synonym see WIT

My bad.