"Left Bed in Clemens', Pettitte's Shared Hotel Room Clearly Unused"
by Brendo on Aug 7, 2007 10:09 AM PDT
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I haven't read the Onion in a long time (ever since the revamp a couple of years ago), but the sports section is pretty neat.
Admit it, you wouldn't have been shocked for this to be an actual NY Post headline.
To meet the character count requirement, I'll say that Rupert Murdoch can eat me, and while I still hate the Yankees slightly more than the Red Sox, it's getting really, really close.
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I would not be shocked at all.
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