Does anyone have a good nickname for C.C.?

I have been solely referring to him as "The Hamburglar" because he reminds me of Bartolo Colon.  I dubbed Bartolo Colon "The Hamburglar" a few years ago because it was completely within the realm of sanity to hear a story about him “running around a McDonald’s and stealing everyone’s hamburgers and then jamming them down his throat.”

All of this C.C. talk is taking me right back to where I stood in ‘03. I think Bartolo would be honored and he looks great in black and white…

Visual depiction: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_poTS-TIBlRE/SS2leJ0MjnI/AAAAAAAAAV0/Nb3dwJM3f9A/s1600-h/Sabathia+hamburglar.jpg

You guys have anything up your sleeves?