Testes

Like what about two-for-one offers?

...that he was ID'd via the DNA samples found on the dentures he apparently left in the hotel room.

And WTF is the wife thinking" "Sure, honey, I will stand up there right beside you for the whole world to mock me for being such an opportunistic fool. And, just for good measure, any future prospects will now know that this is the face of the woman who is bad in bed."

Of course, the same thing could be said about some free agent signings of recent vintage.

5500 an hour if they are all they are cracked up to be.

Legalize Pink.

you'd think he'd be able to get laid for free from an intern or a political groupie or something.

and for $4,000+, he could have flown somewhere exotic, and spent a night out on the town in an expensive rental car, picking up hot women at night clubs who will do all kinds of shit for free.

for shame, eliot. you could do much better for your money. i hope you remembered your receipt.

Whhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyy

It looks like his body is sucking his face down his trachea.