Testes

by Bilko 420 on Mar 11, 2008 4:19 PM PDT Comment 20 comments

Testarino...

Testarossa?

Just a test, folks...

Poll

How much would you pay for a non-hermaphroditic prostitute?

Less than $20

5 votes

Preferably between $50 to $100

19 votes

Over $5,000

8 votes

No way -- double your gonads, double your fun!

11 votes

43 votes | Poll has closed

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Your poll needs more choices

Like what about two-for-one offers?

by Rev Halofan on Mar 11, 2008 4:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

how did it work out for you? like the new editor?

I'm one of the guys that built the new SB Nation

by Trei Brundrett on Mar 11, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Sweet

You can now edit the polls now... Rev., can you get a second vote?

Dangle that chad, brutha!

by Bilko 420 on Mar 11, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Speaking of Nows...

It's like we're senators. Our voting actually show up in our profiles. Cool, this now illustrates that both cupie and I would spend over $5,000 on non-hermaphroditic professional playthings...

by Bilko 420 on Mar 11, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

One must presume...

...that he was ID'd via the DNA samples found on the dentures he apparently left in the hotel room.

And WTF is the wife thinking" "Sure, honey, I will stand up there right beside you for the whole world to mock me for being such an opportunistic fool. And, just for good measure, any future prospects will now know that this is the face of the woman who is bad in bed."

Of course, the same thing could be said about some free agent signings of recent vintage.

by Stirrups on Mar 11, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Don't assume that shes a victim

She coulda been right there in those hotel rooms with 'em!

"Yes Mistress Silda!"

Captain, there are doubt's...

by Match Day 5 on Mar 11, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

And what's up with that name?

No wonder he was doing hookers on the side. Sounds too much like "Hilda".

Hoping Ervin Santana turns it around in Salt Lake. Go, Ervin!

by scareduck on Mar 12, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Possible things she's thinking

"No shit, Sherlock. How many times have I caught him banging clerks at the office?"
"You can only have one menopause, but hot flashes are for life!"
"This is nothing. Remember the time you propositioned Hillary on a three-way?!"
"Calgon, take me away!"

Hoping Ervin Santana turns it around in Salt Lake. Go, Ervin!

by scareduck on Mar 12, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

More likely:

"Sweet. Now I don't even have to sleep with this ass to get my share of that $500 million inheritence from his daddy. Hell, I can stand here at this podium ALL DAY and watch the press grind him into dust. Every drop of blood this jerk sweats is one more dumptruck load of leverage I got over his miserable hide. $250 mill...$250 mill...$250 mill..."

by Stirrups on Mar 12, 2008 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

7 Diamonds

5500 an hour if they are all they are cracked up to be.

On the road to 100.

by hauldog on Mar 11, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Ashley Alexandra Dupre

It has a good beat and you can dance to it. I give it a 69.

by Bilko 420 on Mar 13, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

He's the governor

you'd think he'd be able to get laid for free from an intern or a political groupie or something.

and for $4,000+, he could have flown somewhere exotic, and spent a night out on the town in an expensive rental car, picking up hot women at night clubs who will do all kinds of shit for free.

for shame, eliot. you could do much better for your money. i hope you remembered your receipt.

by Caseys Kiss of Death on Mar 11, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs