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This is your OPD champion checking in...

Hello people.

I'm a legend around these parts.  I'm your defending OPD champion, and I demand your respect.  I won this title ethically, there was never one hint of HGH or steroid usage throughout my body.  Every test taken came back negative!

Is this a diary, aka fanpost?  I'm all discombobulated.  I like the new digs, I think, Rev.  You've really outdone yourself.

Anyway, let's get back to me.  This year I will be going for the unprecedented status of back-to-back OPD champion.  That accomplishment would elevate me to Tiger Woods status, probably even beyond.

Now I've got to get back to crunching my OPD numbers, as there is never an off-season for a champion.  It's just one constant grind with everyone trying to knock me off.  It's hell, I tell you.

See you boys, and girls, in roughly 3 weeks.

PS:  Considering I haven't used any F-bombs over the last six months, do I get 12 for the entire season?  It only seems fair.

Thank you for your time, and go Halos..

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