This is your OPD champion checking in...

by bc56274 on Mar 11, 2008 11:21 PM PDT Comment 10 comments

Hello people.

I'm a legend around these parts. I'm your defending OPD champion, and I demand your respect. I won this title ethically, there was never one hint of HGH or steroid usage throughout my body. Every test taken came back negative!

Is this a diary, aka fanpost? I'm all discombobulated. I like the new digs, I think, Rev. You've really outdone yourself.

Anyway, let's get back to me. This year I will be going for the unprecedented status of back-to-back OPD champion. That accomplishment would elevate me to Tiger Woods status, probably even beyond.

Now I've got to get back to crunching my OPD numbers, as there is never an off-season for a champion. It's just one constant grind with everyone trying to knock me off. It's hell, I tell you.

See you boys, and girls, in roughly 3 weeks.

PS: Considering I haven't used any F-bombs over the last six months, do I get 12 for the entire season? It only seems fair.

Thank you for your time, and go Halos..

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Watch your back

Even without my doppleganger posting name "douche" I'm ready for you this year.

Haha... let the season start already!

Wake me up on opening day.

by 101halo on Mar 11, 2008 11:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

You're going down

I see red people

by The Limey on Mar 12, 2008 12:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

FANPOSTS replaces "Diaries"

IT is semantics, but either way, OPD is a tough nut to crack, congratulations on your 2007 win, we have 5 times more people on the site now and it is going to get tough!

by Rev Halofan on Mar 12, 2008 12:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Hey, I was 10th place...

and I didn't even play for three weeks at the beginning of the season.

Beware the ever watchful glare of the shiftyeyedgoat.

by shiftyeyedgoat on Mar 12, 2008 12:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I don't have a chance, but with smack talk like that...

I'm calling you out...

Angels fan since '67

by red floyd on Mar 12, 2008 5:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Sweet! Season hasn't even started yet!

It's on baby!

by melvintoast on Mar 12, 2008 5:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh yeah?

Isn't there a dozen or two stat-freaks around here capable of plotting your winning percentage against the rest of us? If you score the most points because you made the most guesses, that's kind of like winning just for showing up!!

C'mon, bc, I wanna see your VOR-OPDer or something to back up the smack!!

'cuz 2008 is ON, baby!

by Stirrups on Mar 12, 2008 10:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Pfft, BC CANT WIN

Im just going to post EXACTLY what he does through the entire season, and hope to win the tiebreaker mwuahahahaha

When I win using not one ounce of brain power, I shall give my crown to the homeless in Somalia, to show my softer side. Then I will take the first place prize of a Lambo-jet-tank and drive it to Daytona Beach, steal a bunch of hot babes, and softly pork them with an IPOD blasting "We are the Champions" by Queen next to me. Nothing really symbolizes cheated victory like a dead bi-sexual.

I will sell the Lambo-jet-tank and give all proceeds to Arte Moreno, who will use the 150 trillion to sign Steve Finley, Juan Gonzalez, Bartolo Colon, Rex Grossman, Dennis Rodman, and three mariachi singers to one year "experimental" contracts.

I smell Dynasty.

I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....

by PhiSlamma on Mar 13, 2008 2:45 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs