shiftyeyedgoat

Maybe now is the time to make a deal with Minnesota for Santana?

isnt that special, he just bitches and WHINES until someone gives him attention, trust me, Ive seen him work at parties, it goes something like this:

I walk into the party, dressed to kill with, like, six or seven super models on my arms, legs and other appendages. Im followed by goat, whos real name we will keep anon for fear of terrorist attacks so lets just call him Roidy McRage. So Roidy comes in, with no girls, and immeditely starts complaining about how cold it is. Mr McRage then picks up a beer, exams it, and loudly proclaims that he prefers Sex on the Beachs to Guinness.

As me and my lady entourage are mingling and networking as one should at such events, Roidy is found talking to the a girl who slightly reminds me of Chris Farley in the "Van Down by the River" sketch. They are conversing about the "yummyness of donuts" or something, when Sir Roidsalot lays on his game.

Farley "You know, you wear a lot of Abercrombie stuff... are you a model?"

Roidness "Well I did do this one....is it me or is the food here gross? I want Jack and the Box"

Farley "I love Jack and the Box! I usually order 8 large curley fries with two shakes, one chocolate and one vanillia. You want to go later, and maybe put the fries and shakes in a blender, and eat the resulting mush off of each others naked bodies?"

Roidness "Huh? What? I was just thinking about how doomed the Angels are this year. I really like that DMac guy still. I wonder if we can trade for him. You know, this music sucks"

Repeat that for the entire night, he usually gets drunk and gets in a fight . Roidy McRage really gets angry for some strange reason at random. And then posts on HH about how the Angels have no chemistry, blah blah blah, GA is lazy, blah blah blah, he loves the Athletics, blah blah blah.

Hopefully this post will; get me a mention in The Daily Breeze or something.

thinking I was getting called out...

Maybe they just threw me in there as an example of a rowdy Angels fan. I have been thrown out of M's stadium by a cadre of cops.