RE-SIGN JEFF WEAVER

by Carl Johnson on Mar 19, 2008 9:51 AM PDT

Sorry, but I figured someone was gonna say it sooner or later,so it might as well be me. I mean, he did show flashes of competence amidst a sea of 88 mph fastballs last season. And hey, he won game 7 of the World Series, right? How's he pitch against the Red Sox?

Note: This is a joke. I do not want the Angels to sign Jeff Weaver. If they do, I'm going to require some sort of reconstructive facial surgery after smashing my head into my desk until I lose consciousness.

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Your post is serious Taboo

You should have your account suspended simply for joking about this.

Any jokes about bringing back Jeff Weaver, Steve Finley, or Shea Hillenbrand will not be tolerated.

Secondly, any comments reflecting less than total hatred for Doug Eddings should also result in account suspensions.

Please do not toy with our emotions. Say ten Hail Vladdy's and repent for your blasphemies.

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by Angel Hawker on Mar 19, 2008 10:11 AM PDT reply actions

Is it me or is that just funny?

"ten Hail Vladdy's" LOL

There's an old saying: 50 percent of what's going to happen, you have no control over. And the other 50 percent is going to happen anyway." -- Arte Moreno

by K3YEROUT on Mar 19, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions

A POX UPON YOU!!!

YOU BASTARD, I HOPE THAT THE BASEBALL GODS ARE NOT SO MAD THAT THEY PUNISH THE REST OF US FOR EVEN READY YOUR SH**

"......and you can kiss it GOODBYE"

by Hapyorange on Mar 19, 2008 10:45 AM PDT reply actions

And Esteban Yan While We Are At It !

Stoneman's greatst hits Volume 3

by Rev Halofan on Mar 19, 2008 12:15 PM PDT reply actions

Juanderlust

Just some news from earlier today regarding Minaya's infatuation:

JUAN TO WATCH: Scouts say the Mets are shopping for a righty-hitting outfielder who can also play first base, but one primary target - the Angels' Juan Rivera - looks unlikely. Mets officials are unwilling to further deplete their upper-level young pitching by parting with Jon Niese or Bobby Parnell, thwarting any potential deal with the Angels.

nydaily.com

With friends like Bilko... who needs enemas?

by Bilko 420 on Mar 19, 2008 12:50 PM PDT reply actions

The Mets won't part with a 22 year old Single-A pitcher

with a 4.29ERA? Who the fuck do they think they're dealing for, Shea Hillenbrand?

by Caseys Kiss of Death on Mar 19, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions

I for one

welcome our Weave-arian overlords.

What?

Hoping Ervin Santana turns it around in Salt Lake. Go, Ervin!

by scareduck on Mar 19, 2008 1:18 PM PDT reply actions

Everyone needs a WTF moment

Daily!

ABSOLUTELY NOT!

There's an old saying: 50 percent of what's going to happen, you have no control over. And the other 50 percent is going to happen anyway." -- Arte Moreno

by K3YEROUT on Mar 19, 2008 4:42 PM PDT reply actions