Sorry, but I figured someone was gonna say it sooner or later,so it might as well be me. I mean, he did show flashes of competence amidst a sea of 88 mph fastballs last season. And hey, he won game 7 of the World Series, right? How's he pitch against the Red Sox?
Note: This is a joke. I do not want the Angels to sign Jeff Weaver. If they do, I'm going to require some sort of reconstructive facial surgery after smashing my head into my desk until I lose consciousness.