RIP ALBERT HOFFMAN

by proletariat on Apr 30, 2008 3:43 AM PDT

the father is dead... this post could be dedicated to so many important things, but will most likely degenerate into nothing. 1 gram feeds 10,000--that's twice more than christ's lousy bread and it feeds for a lifetime--a real sacrament. just ask doc ellis, the fucker got a perfect game out of it. clutched rosaries and scratches in the mound don't do that, now do they?

go hoffman!

speed on to the breasts of abraham!

go halo!

accept al into your sheepfold and don that tilted disc with pride.

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Thanks Al!

“Quite a liberating experience if you can pull it off”.

Howie drinks your milkshake! He drinks it up!

by ReggieBullits on Apr 30, 2008 6:49 AM PDT reply actions

Doc Ellis

it was a no-hitter, not a perfect game. Sandy Koufax didn’t need no rosary neither.

by Rev Halofan on Apr 30, 2008 10:09 AM PDT reply actions

I was so wasted
i was so wasted
I was wasted
I was a hippie
I was a burnout
I was a dropout
you know I was out of my head
I was a surfer
I had a skateboard
I was so heavy man
I lived on the strand
I was so wasted, I was wasted
I was so fucked up
I was so screwed up
I was so jacked up
I couldn’t get any higher than that
I was so pilled up
I was so nebbed out
I was so jacked up
I was out of my head
I was so wasted
I was so wasted

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just got off work for that post… sorry for the historical inaccuracy. i still can’t believe ellis did what he did.

I never caught a ball from the catcher with two hands, because I thought
that was a big ol’ ball! And then sometimes it looks small. One time I
covered first base, and I caught the ball and I tagged the base, all in
one motion and I said, “Oh, I just made a touchdown.”

my signature sucks

by proletariat on Apr 30, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions

"The Strand"

should be capitalized, it is a real place.

by Rev Halofan on Apr 30, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions

As I read this post...

I went with the Black Flag version as I sang along in my head. Which did you have in my mind?

White trashin' the 909

by Red114 on Apr 30, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions

I always go with Black Flag for that song. The Circle Jerks version is like a cover song. It IS a cover song.

Not to mention the fact that I think Keith Morris era Black Flag is punk rock that nobody can/will ever touch…Ron Reyes gets an honorable mention.

Whatever dude.

by Mayheminthehood on Apr 30, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Viva Chavo!!!

White trashin' the 909

by Red114 on May 1, 2008 6:18 AM PDT up reply actions

I had no clue

as to what the post was talking about until I read Yahoo! news and found that Hoffman was the discoverer of Lysergic Acid Diethylamid-25 (aka LSD).

Angels fan since '67

by red floyd on Apr 30, 2008 5:04 PM PDT reply actions

Is this the room with all the Panther Skins?

It's Always Something

by Funke5ive on Apr 30, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions

What a tough year 2008 has been.

This random scientist dies…thanks for the drugs by the way.

Not to mention Herb Peterson, creator of the Egg McMuffin, and Danny Federici of the E Street Band…still broken up about both of those(im crying while listening to “Backstreets” right now).

Oh, and some dude named Chuck Heston.

Whatever dude.

by Mayheminthehood on Apr 30, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions

And Kenneth Keith Kallenbach

White trashin' the 909

by Red114 on Apr 30, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions

Wait....that dudes dead?

Whatever dude.

by Mayheminthehood on Apr 30, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Unfortunately

He died last week while awaiting trial for a supposed attempted kidnap. Apparently the jail he was in is being compared to the Shawshank, and so they’re looking into the details of what happened.

While I was trying to be humorous by mentioning this, it really did kinda suck. Kenneth Keith was my intro to the Howard Stern Show back when he was on KCOP on Saturday nights in the early nineties. I was surfing the channels at the age of twelve, and stumbled on him eating his own hair while trying to blow cigarette smoke through his eyes without vomiting (to no avail). I’ve been hooked ever since.

White trashin' the 909

by Red114 on May 1, 2008 6:24 AM PDT up reply actions