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Los Angeles @ Tampa Bay


Life is a mother

RANDOM SONG LYRICS

And I sit at home looking out the window
Imagining the world has stopped

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Morning/Afternoon/Evening all

Anybody here?

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by UK Halo on May 11, 2008 10:40 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

Reggie, Reggie, Reggie!

Walks to lead off the game. Hi UK Halo!

Scioscia, "Roll the hole!"

by 44FAN on May 11, 2008 10:43 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

with the Angels struggling to score runs

You’d think Scioscia might want to get Willits in there everyday w/ his high OBP and Napoli in there every game with his high SLG. But nah…..

by MH252525 on May 11, 2008 10:47 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

nice play

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by UK Halo on May 11, 2008 10:45 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

It's important to get men on base ahead of Vlad and GA

so trhey can ground out meekly to end the inning.

BAT KOTCHMAN CLEANUP, MIKE. Is it really that hard?

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by scareduck on May 11, 2008 10:47 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

That mouthy twat

in his usual front row place at Tropicana Park (with bits)

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by UK Halo on May 11, 2008 10:50 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

with the offense being the way it is

can we please play the infield in!

by MH252525 on May 11, 2008 10:51 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

Not so much

Don’t want this thing to get out of hand early.

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by scareduck on May 11, 2008 10:52 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

well game over guys...

better luck tomorrow

I’m going to the game to get the bobblehead!!!

by MH252525 on May 11, 2008 10:56 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

That was out

well out

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by UK Halo on May 11, 2008 10:56 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

why dont we have any prospects like longoria?

Northeastern University Huskies: Mediocre hockey, guaranteed.

by Carl Johnson on May 11, 2008 11:00 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

cause we never suck enough

to get super high picks in the draft.

"Here we go baby, 'bout f***'n' time!"

by b0rd3rline on May 11, 2008 11:01 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

cant we trade up or something?

Northeastern University Huskies: Mediocre hockey, guaranteed.

by Carl Johnson on May 11, 2008 11:02 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Jered Weaver was considered a first-first draftee

And then the Padres got scared of Scott Boras and something like 12 gave up on him and the Angels took advantage.

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by scareduck on May 11, 2008 11:03 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

so.

the TB tv guys keep talking about how horrible of a thrower jeff mathis is. like, you’d think he was victor martinez or something. just without the bat.

"Here we go baby, 'bout f***'n' time!"

by b0rd3rline on May 11, 2008 11:01 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

He was out at second.

Mathis Gunned him!

"i got 5ive on it"

by Funke5ive on May 11, 2008 11:01 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

Great

Now this team has to find a way to score 4 runs

Get rid of Quinlan

by edhoo on May 11, 2008 11:02 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

Another bad

ump

I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....

by PhiSlamma on May 11, 2008 11:02 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

well, theyve scored more runs in this inning than we've scored in the combined last million

so im gonna call it over

Northeastern University Huskies: Mediocre hockey, guaranteed.

by Carl Johnson on May 11, 2008 11:03 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

Given this lineup

I’m inclined to agree. Anderson had a good couple of games, so now Scioscia has declared him fit to bat cleanup?

Uh.

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by scareduck on May 11, 2008 11:04 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

might as well have bootcheck bat third

Northeastern University Huskies: Mediocre hockey, guaranteed.

by Carl Johnson on May 11, 2008 11:06 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

its been 19 innings since we scored

Northeastern University Huskies: Mediocre hockey, guaranteed.

by Carl Johnson on May 11, 2008 11:03 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

wow.

if the ump makes the right call on the CS, we’re out of this inning with only giving up 1 run.

"Here we go baby, 'bout f***'n' time!"

by b0rd3rline on May 11, 2008 11:04 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

where the hell is john lackey

where the hell is vladimir guerrero
where the hell is howie kendrick
where the hell is chone figgins
where the hell is tim salmon

i dont even recognize this team

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by Carl Johnson on May 11, 2008 11:05 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

You forgot Bo Belinsky

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by UK Halo on May 11, 2008 11:06 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Edgardo Alfonzo?

Esteban Yan?

Steve Finley?

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by UK Halo on May 11, 2008 11:08 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

weeeeee 30 pitches in the first

goooooooooooo regressing to the mean

I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....

by PhiSlamma on May 11, 2008 11:05 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

I'll take his six wins

One bad outing was going to come eventually.

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by scareduck on May 11, 2008 11:07 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

yep

thats what that means, he cant be super awesome every start, he has to come down to earth eventually

I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....

by PhiSlamma on May 11, 2008 11:10 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

regressing to the mean?

he’s out of this inning 3 or 4 batters ago if the stupid ump makes the right call at 2nd.

that could really, really screw us over today.

"Here we go baby, 'bout f***'n' time!"

by b0rd3rline on May 11, 2008 11:07 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

Sweet

A first pitch out on a bunt attempt, this offense is cruising

Get rid of Quinlan

by edhoo on May 11, 2008 11:09 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

what the fuck, sosh

leading off an inning on a bunt from hunter? we need to make him throw pitches…jesus

Northeastern University Huskies: Mediocre hockey, guaranteed.

by Carl Johnson on May 11, 2008 11:09 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

i think im gonna have to get used to the idea

that being swept by tampa bay isnt humiliating. or at least i hope it isnt

by ihearhowie2.0 on May 11, 2008 11:09 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

this is pathetic

im not watching this. it’s tampa bay. i dont care if theyre good this year or not, we need to have an offense that isnt based on swinging at first pitches.

Northeastern University Huskies: Mediocre hockey, guaranteed.

by Carl Johnson on May 11, 2008 11:10 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

this series has been REALLY hard to watch.

i miss our offense.

"Here we go baby, 'bout f***'n' time!"

by b0rd3rline on May 11, 2008 11:11 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

good inning, hatcher

8 F’ING PITCHES

a monkey throwing shit at a lineup card could do a better job with this offense

cya later guys

Northeastern University Huskies: Mediocre hockey, guaranteed.

by Carl Johnson on May 11, 2008 11:11 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

where the hell as the offense gone

its literally disappeared in the last games

I'm gonna drop the hammer, and dispense some indiscriminate justice!
Terran siege tank

by angelsown3417 on May 11, 2008 11:11 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

lol oh thats right

howie kendrick and his misterious month long hamstring injury

I'm gonna drop the hammer, and dispense some indiscriminate justice!
Terran siege tank

by angelsown3417 on May 11, 2008 11:17 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

mysterious*

I'm gonna drop the hammer, and dispense some indiscriminate justice!
Terran siege tank

by angelsown3417 on May 11, 2008 11:18 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Mathis must not be doing a good job calling the pitches.

Bah, ha, ha. (joke)

Scioscia, "Roll the hole!"

by 44FAN on May 11, 2008 11:18 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

wow.

i just saw reggie willits swing at the first pitch.

i’m going to hell. lmao.

"Here we go baby, 'bout f***'n' time!"

by b0rd3rline on May 11, 2008 11:24 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

The Halo Heaven Mantra

When a player gets a hit, congratulate the hitter.

When a player makes an out, blame Mickey Hatcher.

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by UK Halo on May 11, 2008 11:24 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

Remind me,

When do we blame DIno Ebel?

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by UK Halo on May 11, 2008 11:28 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

A run

oh my god

Get rid of Quinlan

by edhoo on May 11, 2008 11:31 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

FUCK

I just used my first f-bomb i dont care we pop up all the time wiwth ppl in scoring postiion horrible

I Can See That Lit Up Halo All The Way In AZ.

by WillGoAngels27 on May 11, 2008 11:31 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

Hey, slumpbuster!

Angels on the board!

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by scareduck on May 11, 2008 11:31 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Wow i kind of am

I Can See That Lit Up Halo All The Way In AZ.

by WillGoAngels27 on May 11, 2008 11:33 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

What happens now?

one of our guys just crossed the plate!

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by UK Halo on May 11, 2008 11:31 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

OMG!!

WE SCORED!!

"Here we go baby, 'bout f***'n' time!"

by b0rd3rline on May 11, 2008 11:31 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

WE SCORED

I just had to get mad

I Can See That Lit Up Halo All The Way In AZ.

by WillGoAngels27 on May 11, 2008 11:32 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

and use the f bomb

I Can See That Lit Up Halo All The Way In AZ.

by WillGoAngels27 on May 11, 2008 11:32 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Another run

What is going on

I dont understand this

Get rid of Quinlan

by edhoo on May 11, 2008 11:32 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

whoa...that is extreme!

There's an old saying: 50 percent of what's going to happen, you have no control over. And the other 50 percent is going to happen anyway." -- Arte Moreno

by K3YEROUT on May 11, 2008 2:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

3-2

Nice!

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by scareduck on May 11, 2008 11:33 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

lets go torii

touch one, bud

C: Bengie Molina, 1B: Wally Joyner, 2B: Bob Grich, SS: Jim Fregosi, 3B: Troy Glaus, RF: Tim Salmon, CF: Darin Erstad, LF: Brian Downing, SP: Nolan Ryan, RP: Troy Percival

by NoDakHalo on May 11, 2008 11:33 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

oh my.

the middle of our order coming through?

unheard of!

"Here we go baby, 'bout f***'n' time!"

by b0rd3rline on May 11, 2008 11:33 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

Torii!

3-3

Get rid of Quinlan

by edhoo on May 11, 2008 11:34 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

I Can See That Lit Up Halo All The Way In AZ.

by WillGoAngels27 on May 11, 2008 11:34 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Woohoo, NICE JOB MICKEY HATCHER

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by UK Halo on May 11, 2008 11:34 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

haha

I Can See That Lit Up Halo All The Way In AZ.

by WillGoAngels27 on May 11, 2008 11:37 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Yay!

New ballgame!

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by scareduck on May 11, 2008 11:34 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

yeah!

runs!

"Here we go baby, 'bout f***'n' time!"

by b0rd3rline on May 11, 2008 11:34 AM PDT reply reply