Mysterious and Hilarious GA
by Rally Manatee
on May 7, 2008 5:05 PM PDT
Anyone else see this yet? From LA Daily News:
"Garret Anderson seems to have solved the riddle of his early-season slump. But he is not sharing the answer. 'I'd like to say, but it'd be hard to explain. You wouldn't understand. There was an adjustment.' Whatever that adjustment was, Anderson said it didn't involve any technical change to his swing or stance but was something 'very personal' which he wouldn't specify.' "
Let the speculations begin!
I think he decided to stop propping the bat up with his ball-sack in between pitches to adjust his gloves. Maybe it was causing irritation down there. I'll watch tonight to see if I'm right. Anyone else have any ideas?
Whatever the adjustment, let's hope it keeps working like it has.
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He got a brazilian.
Wax job, that is. I guarantee this. I’ve seen the effects it can have on your “swing”.
Whatever dude.
by Mayheminthehood on May 7, 2008 6:27 PM PDT 0 recs
Not in a million years.
you see the way he dogged it around the bases on that triple today?
Cut him from the team!
by Caseys Kiss of Death on
May 7, 2008 8:05 PM PDT
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fair weather fan
you know nothing about what GA can do and is about to do. if anything you should be one to be kicked off of HH.
by kingfish on
May 8, 2008 4:53 AM PDT
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ummm
I think CKoD was joking
Mazal Tov baby! From my family to yours!!
by autry's cowboys on
May 8, 2008 7:52 AM PDT
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lol
Easy killer. GA’s laziness has been a running joke here the past few days.
Howie drinks your milkshake! He drinks it up!
by ReggieBullits on
May 8, 2008 8:05 AM PDT
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well then i am sorry
i was just getting tired of all the GA bashing. also havent been paying attn here because i am in the middle of a move cross country.
CKoD, sorry for the harsh words/
by kingfish on
May 8, 2008 9:10 AM PDT
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That's all right
I’ve lost count of the number of times my sarcasm has been misidentified. If I had a quarter for every time someone had to come in and tell another user that my comment was a joke, I’d have, like…8 quarters or something.
by Caseys Kiss of Death on
May 8, 2008 11:07 AM PDT
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His cup was too small
and it was squeezing his eyes closed…judging by the swings he was taking, his eyes were definitely closed!
There's an old saying: 50 percent of what's going to happen, you have no control over. And the other 50 percent is going to happen anyway." -- Arte Moreno
by K3YEROUT on May 7, 2008 9:58 PM PDT 0 recs
he started breathing through his eyelids
C: Bengie Molina, 1B: Wally Joyner, 2B: Bob Grich, SS: Jim Fregosi, 3B: Troy Glaus, RF: Tim Salmon, CF: Darin Erstad, LF: Brian Downing, SP: Nolan Ryan, RP: Troy Percival
by NoDakHalo on May 7, 2008 10:27 PM PDT 0 recs
He's been getting a little lazy with the Grecian Formula, too.
"The blues is losing someone you love and not having enough money to immerse yourself in drink." (Henry Rollins)
by PieceOfAase on May 8, 2008 12:15 AM PDT 0 recs
He got Arthritis.
Pills that is.
He had not been taking them and just remembered he needed them.
Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by acuda27 on May 8, 2008 1:55 AM PDT 0 recs
Just made an adjustment
Now a lot of Andy bashers our going to have to make an adjustment. I hear that eating crow takes awhile to get use to!
by vladtheimpaler on May 8, 2008 3:15 AM PDT 0 recs
correct.....
but with a little A1 sauce…....forgetta ‘bout it!
Mazal Tov baby! From my family to yours!!
by autry's cowboys on
May 8, 2008 7:54 AM PDT
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His wife finally ended her season-long nookie embargo
Now his balls are no longer like watermelons.
by KendrickExperience on May 8, 2008 8:47 AM PDT 0 recs
Oh, SNAP!
"The blues is losing someone you love and not having enough money to immerse yourself in drink." (Henry Rollins)
by PieceOfAase on
May 8, 2008 11:08 AM PDT
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And to think...
he didn’t even need a clubhouse full of blow up dolls in compromising positions with his bats to break out!
by G&C on May 8, 2008 10:37 AM PDT 0 recs
I think this qualifies as mysterious and hilarious
Oh oh oh…GA is soooo lazy that he wouldn’t even put on his uniform for the photo shoot for his rookie card.
Whatta pimp.
Howie drinks your milkshake! He drinks it up!
by ReggieBullits on May 8, 2008 4:07 PM PDT 0 recs
HAHAHA.
This may one day make it onto the Ugly Baseball Card Blog. Not really an “ugly” card, just as you say, mysterious and hilarious.
Whatever dude.
by Mayheminthehood on
May 8, 2008 4:10 PM PDT
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I thought about putting it in your thread
But it just seemed so much more appropriate in here.
Howie drinks your milkshake! He drinks it up!
by ReggieBullits on
May 8, 2008 4:15 PM PDT
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I'm sure it'll make it on that dudes site one day.
Or at least another Bowman. Wasn’t the candid shot their thing? If it was just GA, that makes this twenty times more hilarious.
Whatever dude.
by Mayheminthehood on
May 8, 2008 4:23 PM PDT
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It was their thing for rookies.
It could have been worse. At least he didn’t go for the senior prom look.
Howie drinks your milkshake! He drinks it up!
by ReggieBullits on
May 8, 2008 4:43 PM PDT
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Nike Michael Jordon Polo + Navy Blue Sweat Pants/Zubaz...
...= Classy baseball card shoot.
I love this guy!
by KendrickExperience on
May 9, 2008 10:40 AM PDT
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We ought to consult Negrodamus of the Chappelle Show
Garret Anderson makes Bryant Gumbel (or Carlton Banks) look like Malcolm X.
"The blues is losing someone you love and not having enough money to immerse yourself in drink." (Henry Rollins)
by PieceOfAase on May 8, 2008 6:03 PM PDT 0 recs
Upped his valume dose before each game
"Bloody your hands on a cactus tree/
Wipe it on your dress and send it to me."
by Hutch83 on May 9, 2008 7:43 AM PDT 0 recs
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