LINK to story at The Onion
Now this is simply HYSTERICAL! I don't think you have to be a fantasy geek to appreciate this. I love The Onion! I have not had a free moment to write a blog in a while and it is killing me. However, if ever I could have had the time and thought of this...I only wish I had written this! Team name = "Beat with Uggla Stick"
Remember, this is the same Onion that gave us the article about how God "wasted" a miracle on his favorite baseball team (Angels of course) on an outfield catch by Torii Hunter instead of saving the poor folks in China who died in the earthquake etc.
Fantasy Baseball Owner Rips Team In Media
BROOKLYN, NY—Mark Mendicus, 26-year-old Staples employee and principal owner of the fantasy baseball team Beat With Uggla Stick, blasted his underperforming team in the media Monday, going so far as to single out individual players, criticize their recent play, and question their commitment to winning.
"They all suck," a visibly frustrated Mendicus told reporters following Beat With Uggla Stick's head-to-head 8-2 loss to division rivals The Mark Currys. "[Alex] Rios sucks, Delmon [Young] sucks, Pedro [Martinez] fucking sucks. Everybody on my team sucks."
read the rest at LINK to story at The Onion
ps...Rev please put in a good word for me with The Big Guy and don't count the F' bombs in the story against me.... :D