With inspiration from highland, mayhem, and UCI...

by NoDakHalo on Aug 20, 2008 10:10 PM PDT

I like UCIHalo's idea to throw together a little HalosHeaven calendar with pics of your favorite HH stars. I think mayhem reserved himself a spot with his most recent fanpost, but I think with the help of some more of us crazy Angel fans, we might be able to throw together a pretty amusing little work of photographic art (not to mention, we can keep track of our team's schedule!).

I'm thinking if anyone is up for it, post your pics in the fanshots section, and let the HH community comment/critique/constructively criticize until we find 12 worthy models deserving of making the HalosHeaven calendar.

So, all you photogenic Angel fans out there, grab your digital cameras and get to work, because you just might be HalosHeaven's next top model!!

Oh yeah, I suppose we might need someone to actually put a calendar together. Any takers...?

This Fan-Post is authored by an independent fan and may or may not be a reflection of human evolution, divine enlightenment or nine cans into a 12-pack.

3 recs | Comment 65 comments

Story-email Email Printer Print

Comments

I nominate an entire calendar

composed completely of and composed completely by Scottnak.

He makes me touch my tra la la.

by shiftyeyedgoat on Aug 20, 2008 10:50 PM PDT 0 recs

Your ding ding dong?

by TheTypingFiend on Aug 20, 2008 10:55 PM PDT up 0 recs

Shifty's Ding Dong:

under-under-under

stay humble in a ferari

by MYSPASCOBAR on Aug 20, 2008 11:20 PM PDT up 0 recs

oh snap! you figured out where the CAPS lock is

lol!

There is an "Angel in the outfield" and his name is GA! ps. he is lazy but not a bum GO HALOS!

by wallispdub1 on Aug 21, 2008 3:09 AM PDT up 0 recs

I am officially scared.

== Resident Point Tallier ==

by scottnak on Aug 21, 2008 12:56 AM PDT up 0 recs

I would be too.

by 44FAN on Aug 21, 2008 1:00 AM PDT up 0 recs

Now we're talkin'.

C’mon!!!!!! It’s good mojo/karma/phelps semen

Whatever dude.

by Mayheminthehood on Aug 20, 2008 11:13 PM PDT 0 recs

For the first time in my life

I am camera shy.

stay humble in a ferari

by MYSPASCOBAR on Aug 20, 2008 11:21 PM PDT 0 recs

and CAPS shy too!

by Rev Halofan on Aug 20, 2008 11:24 PM PDT up 0 recs

sounds fun to me

by UCIHalo on Aug 20, 2008 11:40 PM PDT 0 recs

Uh

Are you talking about pictures of HH people (models?Guys?Blech.)?

Or pictures from HH people of other people (I’d like to see Highlands picture of that barmaid he’s always gushing about. Does she really look that good, or is that high altitude getting to him).

Now that I think about, I don’t ever think he mentioned whether or not the barmaid was a she. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Angel Pitching, Angel Defense - get past that.

by vladtheimpaler on Aug 21, 2008 1:15 AM PDT 0 recs

i meant pics of hh members....

but not in a perverted/erotic sense.

mayhem is an example, but by no means a standard.

i’m thinking funny/cool/crazy pics from games, at home, or in random locations of angel fans doing there thing. if you already have one in stock that would be cool to share, then share it. if you have an interesting idea for a pic, then take it.

i would have to say the girl from this site is definitely eligible…

"Life is a luminous halo, a semi-transparent envelope surrounding us from the beginning of consciousness to the end."

by NoDakHalo on Aug 21, 2008 6:36 AM PDT up 0 recs

http://chruforums.com/index.php/topic,128.0.html

"Life is a luminous halo, a semi-transparent envelope surrounding us from the beginning of consciousness to the end."

by NoDakHalo on Aug 21, 2008 6:36 AM PDT up 0 recs

Damnnnnnnnnn.

That’s a REAL Strike Force girl.

Whatever dude.

by Mayheminthehood on Aug 21, 2008 7:15 AM PDT up 0 recs

oh my...

only if the calendar is full of that!

Fire Mickey Hatcher... oh wait

by thrill000 on Aug 27, 2008 8:00 AM PDT up 0 recs

Quite possibly the worst idea ever.

Seattle I would like to thank you for sucking. It allows me to get back to my roots: Hating Fremont.

Kobe tell me how my ass tastes

by hauldog on Aug 21, 2008 9:32 AM PDT 0 recs

what about signing Steve Finley?

or these?

Chuck Finley is my homeboy

by HaloDutch on Aug 21, 2008 10:09 AM PDT up 0 recs

Shea Hillenbrand

might be a good replacement for Juan Rivera’s bat.

by TheTypingFiend on Aug 21, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up 0 recs

I give Stoneman a pass on Hillebrand

He wasn’t in the plans…. JR got the broken leg, and the Angels had to get a replacement bat quick.

Angels fan since '67

by red floyd on Aug 27, 2008 8:13 AM PDT up 0 recs

Someone corrected me, coz I said the same thing...

But, Hillensuck was signed well before the broken leg incident.

Hillenbrand was signed in November whilst Rivera broke his leg just prior to Christmas.

by Downing Rules on Aug 28, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up 0 recs

quite possibly the worst sense of humor ever.

"Life is a luminous halo, a semi-transparent envelope surrounding us from the beginning of consciousness to the end."

by NoDakHalo on Aug 21, 2008 10:27 AM PDT up 0 recs

Not really but thanks.

Coming from someone in North Dakota I will take that as a compliment

Seattle I would like to thank you for sucking. It allows me to get back to my roots: Hating Fremont.

Kobe tell me how my ass tastes

by hauldog on Aug 21, 2008 10:57 AM PDT up 0 recs

you, mr. hauldog, are a hateful man.

well, mayhem, looks like its you and me, bud. at least we know its going to be a masterpiece.

"Life is a luminous halo, a semi-transparent envelope surrounding us from the beginning of consciousness to the end."

by NoDakHalo on Aug 21, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up 0 recs

You have to admire his entreprenerial spirit.

“That little mayheminthehood boy, he’s going to be something some day!”

by 44FAN on Aug 21, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up 0 recs

lol.

I always knew I was destined for greatness. Little did I know it would come in the form of me posing for a calender wearing skimpy Angels gear.

Whatever dude.

by Mayheminthehood on Aug 21, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up 0 recs

Emmmmmm ... it's not.

But you are destined for greatness anyway

Don't call me Desmond

by highlandhalo on Aug 22, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up 0 recs

No. I just do not have a need to have a calendar full of dudes tying in the Angels to their photos.

Seattle I would like to thank you for sucking. It allows me to get back to my roots: Hating Fremont.

Kobe tell me how my ass tastes

by hauldog on Aug 21, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up 0 recs

i like the idea

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
Yogi Berra

by AnaheimHalos61 on Aug 21, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up 0 recs

word word

i think some people are thinking way too homo erotically about this…

funny pictures of halo fans. send them in. don’t wait for me, but i’ll try to have one in soon.

"Life is a luminous halo, a semi-transparent envelope surrounding us from the beginning of consciousness to the end."

by NoDakHalo on Aug 21, 2008 11:12 PM PDT up 0 recs

If the Limey would ever GET OFF HIS ASS

There is a good pic of me and The Limey enjoying a beer at a pub in London called The Angel Pub. However, getting said photograph off The Limey’s camera phone onto his girfriend’s computer seems to take too much mental energy even for a superhero of The Limey’s strength.

Don't call me Desmond

by highlandhalo on Aug 22, 2008 1:17 PM PDT 0 recs

The calendar has potential as a seller

If mayhood’s gonna be in there, forget it … I’m not buying it unless he’s Mr January (a month where I sleep most of the time).

The calendar needs a witty and cutting observation about baseball to illustrate each month, courtesy of 1866.baseball.com, or the Art of War, whichever you prefer.

And I would definitely buy the calendar if it was all Krystal and Brooke from the Strike Force in bikinis. Sorry Mrs Highlandhalo, but it’s true.

Don't call me Desmond

by highlandhalo on Aug 22, 2008 6:53 PM PDT 0 recs

i like the witty observation part

we could also put “this date in baseball history” on dates that include angels or other cool stuff

Its all fun and games till Soth's warriors come to town.

by AnaheimHalos61 on Aug 22, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up 0 recs

now we're talkin...

"Life is a luminous halo, a semi-transparent envelope surrounding us from the beginning of consciousness to the end."

by NoDakHalo on Aug 23, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up 0 recs

I'm down.

Whatever dude.

by Mayheminthehood on Aug 25, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up 0 recs

I just talked to Willits and Moseley and they said they would still go to Scotland with you

Even if you are a cockblocker.

Don't call me Desmond

by highlandhalo on Aug 25, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up 0 recs

I'd step aside for Willitts...but theres no way in hell Mosely is better looking than me.

Whatever dude.

by Mayheminthehood on Aug 25, 2008 12:50 PM PDT up 0 recs

At least one Scottish chick disagrees with you

Mose is in there. You’re not. Get over it.

Don't call me Desmond

by highlandhalo on Aug 25, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up 0 recs

Well, just imagining the competence level of our posters here

And I imagine this calendar won’t be complete until at least February 2009 and should be sold at a knockoff price. Which might have an unexpected bonus, because if Mayhem is Mr January then we can just skip that month entirely.

But I’m already in contact with our friends over at 1866baseball.com and they’re down with supplying the pithy quotes for each month. For January, with Mayhem’s pic, they suggest:

“When surrounded by comrades, luminous archers will provide support for all members of team. However, when alone, some members will be left exposed. Avoid this all cost.”

Don't call me Desmond

by highlandhalo on Aug 25, 2008 11:43 AM PDT 0 recs

If people lag too much, then i'll just have to get 11 more ensembles together and make it an All Mayhem calendar.

Whatever dude.

by Mayheminthehood on Aug 25, 2008 12:53 PM PDT up 0 recs

I am thinking about turning in my Halos Heaven membership

And becoming a Royals fan. This is really horrible news. All all Scottnak calendar I can handle, but all Mayhem, no way.

Calendar needs:All HH Angels chicks in bikinis.
Scottnak at a chalkboard.
The Rev doing the weather report on Tropical Storm Fay.
Stirrups looking smarmy and snarky.
Zu Long in boxing gloves, preferably in a pre-bout pic with Caseys Kiss of Death
NoDakHalo shooting varmints.
The Typing Fiend typing fiendishly.
Cupie being neat.
Yes We Can … uh … ok I’m too drunk to continue now

Don't call me Desmond

by highlandhalo on Aug 25, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up 0 recs

Snarky only. Smarmy free. Get your facts straight. I got my pride...

Francisco Rodriguez: 196 career saves. 3 career Panthers, 1/3 as awesome as GMJ.

by Stirrups on Aug 25, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up 0 recs

If you get you snarky pic in

I think the boss’s name is at the top of this post. NoDakHalo

Don't call me Desmond

by highlandhalo on Aug 25, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up 0 recs

Man, you cockblock a guy ONCE and all of a sudden he doesn't want to see half naked pics of you.

Whatever dude.

by Mayheminthehood on Aug 25, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up 0 recs

Gettin' Mayhem in the saddle in the Highlands

I’ve taken a poll of the hot barmaids at the Foundry in Inverness. They all blow away the Strike Force. I showed them all your pic in the sarong, and also mugshots and actions shots of Moseley and Willits.

Lauren (brunette who might as well be a California chick: Mayhem is totally hot, the other guys look too serious. Mayhem is hot.
Cheryl (Mona Lisa x 10): Moseley looks good, but I’d still take your mate from Orange over him. Willits looks too much up his own arse.
Fiona (buxom brunette): Mayhem all the way! Moseley is goodlooking but I like mayhem especially if his accent is the same as yours! (high probability)
Susie (blonde): He’s alright, that mayhem bloke. He looks like he knows how to have fun and I like fun guys. The other guys are just professional athletes and that means they’re up their own arse. I like Willits too. Does mayhem have a good job. Wait … let me see his pic again.

Dude … You sooooooo owe me.

Don't call me Desmond

by highlandhalo on Aug 25, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up 0 recs

I'm so money and I don't even know it!

Tell all of them that I think they are hot too, sight unseen, and i’m coming to Scotland to start taping The Bachelor: Halos Heaven edition.

I am in the insurance biz, but tell susie i’m an internet mogul or something like that.

Whatever dude.

by Mayheminthehood on Aug 25, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up 0 recs

Dude, get your game on.

You are a Professional in Assurance Security. You have a lot of experience in black ops indemnity training, but you are not at liberty to discuss that work with anyone who lacks proper clearance.

Francisco Rodriguez: 196 career saves. 3 career Panthers, 1/3 as awesome as GMJ.

by Stirrups on Aug 25, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up 0 recs

I'll also make sure to have a bluetooth in my ear, randomly shouting things like "No, that's not going to work for me. I needed those bearer bonds transferred to Helsinki last night"

Or “You tell Johnson he can take that 2 mil. and shove it up his ass! Oh, and call the air strip and have them fuel up my Concord.”

Whatever dude.

by Mayheminthehood on Aug 25, 2008 3:55 PM PDT up 0 recs

Too far. You need plausible deniability.

Meanwhile, package up your Angels banner and mail it over to HH. Have him deliver it to the crew of barmaids for hanging in the rafters of The Highlands. (Stake a claim to that turf for the Halos!)

But, best of all, HH is to tell them that this is a personal gift from you, and you will let the ladies decide amongst themselves which one is most interested in owning such an important piece of your wardrobe!

Francisco Rodriguez: 196 career saves. 3 career Panthers, 1/3 as awesome as GMJ.

by Stirrups on Aug 25, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up 0 recs

That's actually a cool idea. If he will make sure it is well represented and not used as a bar rag, I will do that.

Maybe they can then take pictures wearing it and HH will post them here.

Whatever dude.

by Mayheminthehood on Aug 25, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up 0 recs

Good idea actually

The girls would have been up for it

But I’m moving to London on Wednesday. So …. have to find hot London barmaids to do this trick.

Don't call me Desmond

by highlandhalo on Aug 25, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up 0 recs

That shit never got too far with me with these girls

Mind you, they all know I’m a happily married man, but if I whipped out the bluetooth earpiece thing they’d be like “Twat.” And not in a good way

Don't call me Desmond

by highlandhalo on Aug 25, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up 0 recs

Fuck off!

Dude I’m doing you a favor and you want me to tell Suzie you’re an internet mogul. FFS I’ll only lie so much to get some dude from O in the saddle

Don't call me Desmond

by highlandhalo on Aug 25, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up 0 recs

So will you be changing your name then?

Or is London still close enough to the highlands?

I love you buddy. You’ve done all you can…should be a lay up.

Whatever dude.

by Mayheminthehood on Aug 25, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up 0 recs

Kiss it off the glass baby

Did i not mention that Mrs Highlandhalo is the hotttest woman in the entire UK? Just in case I failed to mention, Mrs Highlandhalo is the hottest women in the entire UK.

I like to live.

Don't call me Desmond

by highlandhalo on Aug 25, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up 0 recs

Oh shit I said "women"

when I meant “woman”

I’m a dead man. Nice knowing you guys. ….

Don't call me Desmond

by highlandhalo on Aug 25, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up 0 recs

(un)Fortunately for the calendar sales

I wear my Angels AL West Champion Fleece Blanket, in much the same manner that Mayhem wore his Angels Banner, when typing.

Obviously I don’t have the giant fist, can you imagine typing with that thing on!

by TheTypingFiend on Aug 25, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up 0 recs

we actually used to have a minor league team here called the varmints...

i could come up with something good…

but i also think we need:

-acuda cuddled up in a blanket made from all the latin american players jerseys in the system…
-myspacecobar myspacing kelvim escobar

"Life is a luminous halo, a semi-transparent envelope surrounding us from the beginning of consciousness to the end."

by NoDakHalo on Aug 25, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up 0 recs

My idea was

Acuda with a life-size kendry blow up doll but i didn’t have the cojones to post it

Don't call me Desmond

by highlandhalo on Aug 25, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up 0 recs

Just me in boxing gloves would probably do it.

I’ve pretty sure I’ve had at least one lengthy argument with just about everybody who posts here (yourself for example). No reason to single out CKD just because he’s recent. :-P

~Till the Halo burns out...

by Zu Long on Aug 28, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up 0 recs