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The view of the Angels from a hot Scottish barmaid

OK, the really sizzling hot barmaid in Inverness viewed the pics of both mayhood, ... and all the mugshots of our really ugly players. I recorded her responses on my phone they are below: Re:

Mayhem: He's got bollocks. I'd like to see them.
Garret Anderson: She says: Nice looking man, but definitely a family man. I would never try it on there.
Matt Brown: Who the hell does he think he is. Fuck sakes he's not Bill Clinton!
Jon Garland: He looks nice but stupid. No chance. Nick Green's got a chance if he can dance. Nathan Haynes has a nice smile.
Torii Hunter: He's fabulous. In a heartbeat.
John Lackey: Ummmmmmm. No thank hou. I don't care how good he is or how much he makes, my niece's horse is better looking.
Kendry Morales: He would be hot if he didn't look so serious. What's the problem with him?
Dustin Moseley: Hot! Dreamy. Oh yeah. Hottest guy I've seen so far. Those are some penetrating deep blue-green eyes. He's hot as hell.
Mike Napoli: I would go out with him. He looks like he would look out after me.
Juan Rivera: He looks like he should be the president of Ecuador or something. He's got that Latin quality of a leader. He's nice. Kinda my type.
Francisco Rodriguez: Definitely not my type. Too up his own arse.
Sean Rodriguez: He's gorgeous. Definitely my type but not sure if I can trust him. He looks like a player (playa). Is he good? (question unanswered).
Freddy Sandoval: He looks nice. Is he good (no). Okay I'll go for the Rodriguez fella instead.
Ervin Santana: Twat.
Joe Saunders: Nice chin. He's a manly man, very American, very John Wayne, Johnny Cash. I'd be down with him. I bet he's a good laugh!
Scot Shields: Twat
Justin Speier: Double twat. What the f--- is he laughing about?
Mark Trumbo: Good looking guy. Pity he didn't open his eyes. He's not as good as he thinks he is.
Reggie Willits: He's hot. Best looking guy on the team except for that Moseley guy. Willits looks hot.
Brandon Wood: He's a dork. But there's something cute-ish aboot him that makes me fancy him. Maybe if I tidy up his hair a bit and maybe get rid of that stupid beard. Then he'd be hot. And then maybe if he played better for the team, he'd be my boyfriend.

Take it for what it's worth, compadres ...

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