The view of the Angels from a hot Scottish barmaid
by highlandhalo on Aug 22, 2008 4:33 PM PDT
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PrintOK, the really sizzling hot barmaid in Inverness viewed the pics of both mayhood, ... and all the mugshots of our really ugly players. I recorded her responses on my phone they are below: Re:
Mayhem: He's got bollocks. I'd like to see them.
Garret Anderson: She says: Nice looking man, but definitely a family man. I would never try it on there.
Matt Brown: Who the hell does he think he is. Fuck sakes he's not Bill Clinton!
Jon Garland: He looks nice but stupid. No chance. Nick Green's got a chance if he can dance. Nathan Haynes has a nice smile.
Torii Hunter: He's fabulous. In a heartbeat.
John Lackey: Ummmmmmm. No thank hou. I don't care how good he is or how much he makes, my niece's horse is better looking.
Kendry Morales: He would be hot if he didn't look so serious. What's the problem with him?
Dustin Moseley: Hot! Dreamy. Oh yeah. Hottest guy I've seen so far. Those are some penetrating deep blue-green eyes. He's hot as hell.
Mike Napoli: I would go out with him. He looks like he would look out after me.
Juan Rivera: He looks like he should be the president of Ecuador or something. He's got that Latin quality of a leader. He's nice. Kinda my type.
Francisco Rodriguez: Definitely not my type. Too up his own arse.
Sean Rodriguez: He's gorgeous. Definitely my type but not sure if I can trust him. He looks like a player (playa). Is he good? (question unanswered).
Freddy Sandoval: He looks nice. Is he good (no). Okay I'll go for the Rodriguez fella instead.
Ervin Santana: Twat.
Joe Saunders: Nice chin. He's a manly man, very American, very John Wayne, Johnny Cash. I'd be down with him. I bet he's a good laugh!
Scot Shields: Twat
Justin Speier: Double twat. What the f--- is he laughing about?
Mark Trumbo: Good looking guy. Pity he didn't open his eyes. He's not as good as he thinks he is.
Reggie Willits: He's hot. Best looking guy on the team except for that Moseley guy. Willits looks hot.
Brandon Wood: He's a dork. But there's something cute-ish aboot him that makes me fancy him. Maybe if I tidy up his hair a bit and maybe get rid of that stupid beard. Then he'd be hot. And then maybe if he played better for the team, he'd be my boyfriend.
Take it for what it's worth, compadres ...
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I was going to invite Dustin Mosely and Reggie Willitts to go to Scotland with me...not any more though.
Cockblockers.
Whatever dude.
by Mayheminthehood on Aug 22, 2008 4:48 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
You're one to be talking about cockblocking dude
Next time I’m in Orange ….. ….. ….
Don't call me Desmond
by highlandhalo on Aug 22, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude
She wanted to see your junk which is more than can be said about most of the human race. I suggest you get over to the Highlands with or without Mose and Reggie. Probably better without. Leave Dick Wood behind too and invent your own porn nickname.
Don't call me Desmond
by highlandhalo on Aug 22, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Where the hell is the one picture we're concerned with...
HER picture?
by shiftyeyedgoat on Aug 22, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
We need more posts
about the hotness of players.
Can we have a top 100-hot list right below the 100 all time angel list? I think that would be cool.
Number one would be Mota. I like the way he rolls his tongue, if you know what I mean.
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
Awesome shyte, hh!
Now show her Red Sox mugs…
Francisco Rodriguez: 194 career saves. 3 career Panthers, 1/3 as awesome as GMJ.
Slightly offtopic
Q: How do you create a British Stampede?
A: Tell the waiter to please bring the check
True enough
But if you ask for the bill, they want to know why Bill Clinton isn’t still the King
Don't call me Desmond
by highlandhalo on Aug 22, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
She said she wanted to see mayhem's bollocks
Reaps a bit of chowd on the credibility of this thread
Don't call me Desmond
We've got like a .000003 pct female audience
Why have they not weighed in?
You know who you are.
Don't call me Desmond
They're all still looking at Mayhem's pic
My Halos Heaven: a Mountain Dew in the upper view
by Rally Manatee on Aug 22, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Why are they still looking?
I am going to require surgery to remove the scarring from the back of my retinas. Mr Fork? Mr Spoon works better with eyeballs.
Don't call me Desmond
by highlandhalo on Aug 22, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
So is a high percentage of the dudes
Trying to picture what the smoking hot barmaid might look like while viewing his low-hanging bollocks
by Big Easy Halofan on Aug 22, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
My bad
Still hoping for a photo….
of…
yes, smoking hot barmaid
by Big Easy Halofan on Aug 22, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Do my best
If I get her drunk and show mayhem’s pic on my laptop, she might even get her boobies out, but then that’s gonna cost me at least $40-100.
Otherwise, sober she’s really she and will probably not pose for any pic at all :(
Don't call me Desmond
by highlandhalo on Aug 22, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, no worries man
This is probably one of those situations where one is better off leaving images of this sort to one’s own imagination…oh, that barmaid…!!!
by Big Easy Halofan on Aug 22, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
perhaps :)
Still in Inverness though
Don't call me Desmond
by highlandhalo on Aug 22, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I spent a couple days in Inverness back in August 2005
Unfortunately, my wife was with me, so the hot barmaids were out of the question. Alas.
I suppose you can make your own picks
As long as Matt doesn’t get too bummed out. :)
Don't call me Desmond
by highlandhalo on Aug 23, 2008 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
How many drinks did you have before declaring this Scottish barmaid hot?
As being a fellow Scot, Hot and Female are oxymoronic for Scottish lasses.
I’m just saying…
Love my Scottish sisters though.
by KendrickExperience on Aug 23, 2008 9:37 AM PDT reply actions
Dude, I've been around
I know Scotitsh, hot and female normally don’t go hand in hand.
However, I do still know what a hot female is, and she definitely qualifies.
Don't call me Desmond
by highlandhalo on Aug 23, 2008 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Hot, Scottish and female go together more often than you'd imagine...
…but it usually involves her handling stolen goods
I see red people
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