Texas trade Guardado for a hamburger
http://rangersblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2008/08/sources-eddie-guardado-dealt-to-twins.html
If only this sort of thing was prevalent a few years ago, we might have got a bag of tortilla chips for Hillenbrand (from some team that didn't much like tortilla chips)
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MAKE THIS A FANSHOT PLEASE
if you do not have enough words for a FANPOST, that is a HINT to make it a fanshot.
by Rev Halofan on Aug 25, 2008 5:11 PM PDT 0 recs
Twins now have Guardado and Dennys Reyes?
Burritos and chimichangas need to be declared endangered species in Minnehaha.
I hope they sit them on opposite sides of their charter flight.
I see the “Twins” name in a whole new light.
by sothball on Aug 25, 2008 7:06 PM PDT 0 recs
Well, they used to have a Dennys and serve Hamburger
Francisco Rodriguez: 196 career saves. 3 career Panthers, 1/3 as awesome as GMJ.
by Stirrups on
Aug 25, 2008 7:55 PM PDT
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I'm sure Mr. Hamburger had this to say following the trade:
“Care for a hamburger?”
Or maybe he growled “I’m NOT sorry I took the money, mmaahhaa!” (which, btw, will be Frankie’s pullout quote in November).
by Big Easy Halofan on Aug 25, 2008 8:51 PM PDT 0 recs
I'll glady trade you Guardado tomorrow
for a hamburger today.
by TheTypingFiend on Aug 25, 2008 9:41 PM PDT 0 recs
hahahahahahaha
+1 for the Popeye reference
Mike Scioscia: He provides to unlike method of your team member.
by howiestheman on
Aug 25, 2008 10:31 PM PDT
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the Twins are good, aren't they?
Mike Scioscia: He provides to unlike method of your team member.
by howiestheman on Aug 25, 2008 10:30 PM PDT 0 recs
Was it at least a delicious In-N-Out Double Double(TM)?
Chuck Finley is my homeboy
by HaloDutch on Aug 26, 2008 6:29 AM PDT 0 recs
4 x 4
i pledge alliegance... to mike Scioscia
and the angels way of baseball
and to each pennant and ring we are sure to win.
one fanatic, under the halo, unwavered
with in n out and world series rings for all
by halofan4life on
Aug 26, 2008 9:51 AM PDT
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Wimp.
They’ll make you a 9×9 if you ask.
And as a PR stunt, one store made a 100×100.
Angels fan since '67
by red floyd on
Aug 27, 2008 8:09 AM PDT
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Depends on the location
a friend of mine was visiting recently and we went to the In-n-Out in my town (Arcadia), and he asked for a 5×5, and they wouldn’t do it…perhaps because it was moderately busy, but I’ve had a similar experience on my drive up the 5 in Kettleman City.
I’ve seen pictures of the 100×100 before…I’d like in on that baby.
by Caseys Kiss of Death on
Aug 27, 2008 1:56 PM PDT
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by the time i moved from ca a 4x4 was the biggest i had ever heard them go
but i would f%^&#n mow down on a 5×5 right now if i had the opportunity. and i would frame a 100×100 in my fridge.
i pledge alliegance... to mike Scioscia
and the angels way of baseball
and to each pennant and ring we are sure to win.
one fanatic, under the halo, unwavered
with in n out and world series rings for all
by halofan4life on
Aug 27, 2008 2:54 PM PDT
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Me and a friends killed a 13x13
in four minutes 42 seconds.
We finished basically at the same time.
It was epic.
Then I went on a diet because I realized I was killing myself.
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
by PhiSlamma on
Aug 27, 2008 5:52 PM PDT
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i applaud your performance
i pledge alliegance... to mike Scioscia
and the angels way of baseball
and to each pennant and ring we are sure to win.
one fanatic, under the halo, unwavered
with in n out and world series rings for all
by halofan4life on
Aug 27, 2008 6:03 PM PDT
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Kettleman City makes a special appearance on Halos Heaven.
Classic. Next, we may hear about Newman and Gustine, other fine stops along the 5 although not equipped with an In-N-Out.
by Downing Rules on
Aug 28, 2008 2:43 PM PDT
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Don't forget Lost Hills!
I think there’s an Arby’s and a Wendy’s there, making it a viable alternative to other stop offs…particularly because I think there is a LOVE’S truck stop.
by Caseys Kiss of Death on
Aug 29, 2008 5:39 PM PDT
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