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Texas trade Guardado for a hamburger

http://rangersblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2008/08/sources-eddie-guardado-dealt-to-twins.html

If only this sort of thing was prevalent a few years ago, we might have got a bag of tortilla chips for Hillenbrand (from some team that didn't much like tortilla chips)

 

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if you do not have enough words for a FANPOST, that is a HINT to make it a fanshot.

by Rev Halofan on Aug 25, 2008 5:11 PM PDT   0 recs

Twins now have Guardado and Dennys Reyes?

Burritos and chimichangas need to be declared endangered species in Minnehaha.
I hope they sit them on opposite sides of their charter flight.

I see the “Twins” name in a whole new light.

by sothball on Aug 25, 2008 7:06 PM PDT   0 recs

Well, they used to have a Dennys and serve Hamburger

Francisco Rodriguez: 196 career saves. 3 career Panthers, 1/3 as awesome as GMJ.

by Stirrups on Aug 25, 2008 7:55 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm sure Mr. Hamburger had this to say following the trade:

“Care for a hamburger?”

Or maybe he growled “I’m NOT sorry I took the money, mmaahhaa!” (which, btw, will be Frankie’s pullout quote in November).

by Big Easy Halofan on Aug 25, 2008 8:51 PM PDT   0 recs

hahahahahahaha

+1 for the Popeye reference

Mike Scioscia: He provides to unlike method of your team member.

by howiestheman on Aug 25, 2008 10:31 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

the Twins are good, aren't they?

Mike Scioscia: He provides to unlike method of your team member.

by howiestheman on Aug 25, 2008 10:30 PM PDT   0 recs

4 x 4

i pledge alliegance... to mike Scioscia
and the angels way of baseball
and to each pennant and ring we are sure to win.
one fanatic, under the halo, unwavered
with in n out and world series rings for all

by halofan4life on Aug 26, 2008 9:51 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Wimp.

They’ll make you a 9×9 if you ask.

And as a PR stunt, one store made a 100×100.

Angels fan since '67

by red floyd on Aug 27, 2008 8:09 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Depends on the location

a friend of mine was visiting recently and we went to the In-n-Out in my town (Arcadia), and he asked for a 5×5, and they wouldn’t do it…perhaps because it was moderately busy, but I’ve had a similar experience on my drive up the 5 in Kettleman City.

I’ve seen pictures of the 100×100 before…I’d like in on that baby.

by Caseys Kiss of Death on Aug 27, 2008 1:56 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

by the time i moved from ca a 4x4 was the biggest i had ever heard them go

but i would f%^&#n mow down on a 5×5 right now if i had the opportunity. and i would frame a 100×100 in my fridge.

i pledge alliegance... to mike Scioscia
and the angels way of baseball
and to each pennant and ring we are sure to win.
one fanatic, under the halo, unwavered
with in n out and world series rings for all

by halofan4life on Aug 27, 2008 2:54 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Me and a friends killed a 13x13

in four minutes 42 seconds.

We finished basically at the same time.

It was epic.

Then I went on a diet because I realized I was killing myself.

I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....

by PhiSlamma on Aug 27, 2008 5:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

i applaud your performance

i pledge alliegance... to mike Scioscia
and the angels way of baseball
and to each pennant and ring we are sure to win.
one fanatic, under the halo, unwavered
with in n out and world series rings for all

by halofan4life on Aug 27, 2008 6:03 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Kettleman City makes a special appearance on Halos Heaven.

Classic. Next, we may hear about Newman and Gustine, other fine stops along the 5 although not equipped with an In-N-Out.

by Downing Rules on Aug 28, 2008 2:43 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Don't forget Lost Hills!

I think there’s an Arby’s and a Wendy’s there, making it a viable alternative to other stop offs…particularly because I think there is a LOVE’S truck stop.

by Caseys Kiss of Death on Aug 29, 2008 5:39 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

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