Texas trade Guardado for a hamburger

by UK Halo on Aug 25, 2008 4:55 PM PDT

http://rangersblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2008/08/sources-eddie-guardado-dealt-to-twins.html

If only this sort of thing was prevalent a few years ago, we might have got a bag of tortilla chips for Hillenbrand (from some team that didn't much like tortilla chips)

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by Rev Halofan on Aug 25, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions

Twins now have Guardado and Dennys Reyes?

Burritos and chimichangas need to be declared endangered species in Minnehaha.
I hope they sit them on opposite sides of their charter flight.

I see the “Twins” name in a whole new light.

by sothball on Aug 25, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions

Well, they used to have a Dennys and serve Hamburger

Francisco Rodriguez: 196 career saves. 3 career Panthers, 1/3 as awesome as GMJ.

by Stirrups on Aug 25, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm sure Mr. Hamburger had this to say following the trade:

“Care for a hamburger?”

Or maybe he growled “I’m NOT sorry I took the money, mmaahhaa!” (which, btw, will be Frankie’s pullout quote in November).

by Big Easy Halofan on Aug 25, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions

I'll glady trade you Guardado tomorrow

for a hamburger today.

by TheTypingFiend on Aug 25, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions

hahahahahahaha

+1 for the Popeye reference

Mike Scioscia: He provides to unlike method of your team member.

by howiestheman on Aug 25, 2008 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions

the Twins are good, aren't they?

Mike Scioscia: He provides to unlike method of your team member.

by howiestheman on Aug 25, 2008 10:30 PM PDT reply actions

Was it at least a delicious In-N-Out Double Double(TM)?

Chuck Finley is my homeboy

by HaloDutch on Aug 26, 2008 6:29 AM PDT reply actions

i pledge alliegance... to mike Scioscia
and the angels way of baseball
and to each pennant and ring we are sure to win.
one fanatic, under the halo, unwavered
with in n out and world series rings for all

by halofan4life on Aug 26, 2008 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions

A man's man!

by Caseys Kiss of Death on Aug 26, 2008 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Wimp.

They’ll make you a 9×9 if you ask.

And as a PR stunt, one store made a 100×100.

Angels fan since '67

by red floyd on Aug 27, 2008 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions

Depends on the location

a friend of mine was visiting recently and we went to the In-n-Out in my town (Arcadia), and he asked for a 5×5, and they wouldn’t do it…perhaps because it was moderately busy, but I’ve had a similar experience on my drive up the 5 in Kettleman City.

I’ve seen pictures of the 100×100 before…I’d like in on that baby.

by Caseys Kiss of Death on Aug 27, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions