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BAL-TUE Game Thread Part 2

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THIS IS A preprogrammed thread.

Basically, someone link to this on Game Thread 1 if you would be so kind.

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And, mindlessly, I follow along...

Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.

by Stirrups on Aug 5, 2008 8:35 PM PDT   0 recs

we're like a bunch of sheep

or lemmings!

Mike Scioscia: He provides to unlike method of your team member.

by howiestheman on Aug 5, 2008 8:36 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

RoboRev to the rescue

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 5, 2008 8:35 PM PDT   0 recs

As long as this one sticks to his med regimen...

Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.

by Stirrups on Aug 5, 2008 8:37 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Now start hitting some balls in some good spots!

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 5, 2008 8:36 PM PDT   0 recs

Great job Garland!

We need one more inning from you.

Now let’s Hit!

Angel Pitching, Angel Defense - get past that.

by vladtheimpaler on Aug 5, 2008 8:36 PM PDT   0 recs

COME ON ALREADY!

Holy crap they look terrible

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 5, 2008 8:37 PM PDT   0 recs

i can haz no moar sukz?

Mike Scioscia: He provides to unlike method of your team member.

by howiestheman on Aug 5, 2008 8:37 PM PDT   0 recs

A BAR

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 5, 2008 8:37 PM PDT   0 recs

Admirial almost beat that out

Mike Scioscia: He provides to unlike method of your team member.

by howiestheman on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM PDT   0 recs

BOOOO

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM PDT   0 recs

much like every other freaking pitcher that makes his debut against us

Mike Scioscia: He provides to unlike method of your team member.

by howiestheman on Aug 5, 2008 8:39 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Only to have that same pitcher CRUSHED by Kansas City, the Mariners or the Giants the next time

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 5, 2008 8:39 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

if the angels are hitting, yes, they take 2 minutes

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 5, 2008 8:39 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

It is very dissapointing to watch this

I had high hopes Torii and U-Haul would not have this problem.

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 5, 2008 8:39 PM PDT   0 recs

Finally U-Haul gets on base

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 PM PDT   0 recs

UHaul.... OBP-manimal

Mike Scioscia: He provides to unlike method of your team member.

by howiestheman on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 PM PDT   0 recs

Bizarro Vlad..

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 PM PDT   0 recs

"Chris Waters continues his 1 hitter"

F*ck you Angels. This is a total shame.

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 5, 2008 8:41 PM PDT   0 recs

Vlady.

Take a couple pitches, brah.

Whatever dude.

by Mayheminthehood on Aug 5, 2008 8:41 PM PDT   0 recs

hey, he just walked a guy!

so I’ll swing at the FIRST EFFING PITCH EVEN IF IT’S A BALL!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Mike Scioscia: He provides to unlike method of your team member.

by howiestheman on Aug 5, 2008 8:41 PM PDT   0 recs

thats vlad, he's amazing

its so great how he can hit anything out of the strikezone

by UCIHalo on Aug 5, 2008 8:42 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

oh irony,

how i love thee

Mike Scioscia: He provides to unlike method of your team member.

by howiestheman on Aug 5, 2008 8:43 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

No sense dragging things out...

Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.

by Stirrups on Aug 5, 2008 8:41 PM PDT   0 recs

Young pus-throwers to be more specific.

Just like Ponson, we can’t hit people with 85 MPH heat.

~Till the Halo burns out...

by Zu Long on Aug 5, 2008 8:43 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

So our only hope is that Sherril will come in in the 8th or 9th, right ?

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 5, 2008 8:42 PM PDT   0 recs

vlad is kinda annoying sometimes

by UCIHalo on Aug 5, 2008 8:43 PM PDT   0 recs

Bizarro Vlad is, yes.

We’ve seen too much of him this year.

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 5, 2008 8:43 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Tomorrow's pitcher is Olson.

We faced him before, right?

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 5, 2008 8:43 PM PDT   0 recs

Ill answer my own question

We faced him, for the first time, last week and lost. So we should win tomorrow.

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 5, 2008 8:44 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Got toasted too.

Once again because GA, Juan weren’t in.

~Till the Halo burns out...

by Zu Long on Aug 5, 2008 8:44 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I remember :(

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 5, 2008 8:45 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

NAPOLI UPDATE:

right now, he’s 1-3 with a double.
they’re in the 7th inning

Mike Scioscia: He provides to unlike method of your team member.

by howiestheman on Aug 5, 2008 8:43 PM PDT   0 recs

Those quotes are disturbing

and they frustrate me

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 5, 2008 8:46 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

same here, friend

Mike Scioscia: He provides to unlike method of your team member.

by howiestheman on Aug 5, 2008 8:49 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Quinland hasn't faced a pitcher in a while though

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 5, 2008 8:47 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Damnit

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 5, 2008 8:45 PM PDT   0 recs

that was a meatball if I've ever seen one

Mike Scioscia: He provides to unlike method of your team member.

by howiestheman on Aug 5, 2008 8:46 PM PDT   0 recs

wow what a disappointment

If your a true Angel... Gary Mathews --you'll stare into the sun long enough to go blind.

by calikraze on Aug 5, 2008 8:46 PM PDT   0 recs

Luke Scott is a beastly beast of a man.

~Till the Halo burns out...

by Zu Long on Aug 5, 2008 8:47 PM PDT   0 recs

truth

Mike Scioscia: He provides to unlike method of your team member.

by howiestheman on Aug 5, 2008 8:49 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh, why do I care, Garland is not to blame for this

3 runs through 7 innings. That’s pretty good.

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 5, 2008 8:47 PM PDT   0 recs

QS, i do believe

Mike Scioscia: He provides to unlike method of your team member.

by howiestheman on Aug 5, 2008 8:49 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

It's time for Torii to start it off right in the 7th for us.

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 5, 2008 8:48 PM PDT   0 recs

Griffin: Hey man, I think we need to stop playing Q and GMJ.

Scioscia: Yeah, I guess.

~Till the Halo burns out...

by Zu Long on Aug 5, 2008 8:49 PM PDT   0 recs

Well done Garland...

Like I said, 3 runs thru 7 ain’t half bad.

NOW START GETTING SOME HITS!

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 5, 2008 8:50 PM PDT   0 recs

Hey that Amstel commercial is actually Dutch

That’s funny.

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 5, 2008 8:51 PM PDT   0 recs

That's it for Garland.

~Till the Halo burns out...

by Zu Long on Aug 5, 2008 8:51 PM PDT   0 recs

Good Job Garland

That 3rd out was rough. But way to keep us in it.

Now let’s hit!!!

Angel Pitching, Angel Defense - get past that.

by vladtheimpaler on Aug 5, 2008 8:51 PM PDT   0 recs

The only exiting thing for us so far is that we'll see Loux today

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 5, 2008 8:51 PM PDT   0 recs

I hate the way this team faces new pitchers

he’s new. He’s not throwing an exceptional number of strikes. Just stand there and see what he has, and swing at YOUR pitch. He’s a career minor leaguer, not prime-Pedro Martinez. Christ.

by Caseys Kiss of Death on Aug 5, 2008 8:52 PM PDT   0 recs

He has a HIGH ERA in AAA too

They should be able to absolutely CRUSH him

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 5, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I actually like this team's chances against prime-Pedro.

They hit heat-throwers pretty well.

~Till the Halo burns out...

by Zu Long on Aug 5, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Here's my advice for Scioscia

Next time an opposing team calls up a pitcher from the minors, stick some of our own minor leaguers in the lineup!

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 5, 2008 8:53 PM PDT   0 recs

My advice

send all our hitters to the plate without bats.

by Caseys Kiss of Death on Aug 5, 2008 8:54 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

He is trying that tonight. Look again at the lineup.

Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.

by Stirrups on Aug 5, 2008 8:54 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

TRUE minor leagues

not major leaguers that SHOULD be sent down.

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 5, 2008 8:55 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I bet you our minor leaguers would crush this Waters dude.

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 5, 2008 8:55 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Wood would've had 6 RBIs by now :P

Mike Scioscia: He provides to unlike method of your team member.

by howiestheman on Aug 5, 2008 8:56 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

At least ;-)

Wood & Rodriguez would’ve known what to do!

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 5, 2008 8:58 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

guys guys guys...

terrible, terrible, terrible!!!

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 5, 2008 8:54 PM PDT   0 recs

when do we start seeing pinch hitters?

Mike Scioscia: He provides to unlike method of your team member.

by howiestheman on Aug 5, 2008 8:56 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Not until the 9th.

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 5, 2008 8:56 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Okay, what do we do here guys?

Loux coming in? Any lineup changes?

This stuff right here aint workin’.

Whatever dude.

by Mayheminthehood on Aug 5, 2008 8:56 PM PDT   0 recs

Scioscia determined before the start that he wanted to lose this game.

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 5, 2008 8:56 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs