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The biographies of each member of the ANGELS STRIKE FORCE is available online. Please read these profiles as part of your, uh, scouting development, and vote for your favorite STRIKE FORCE member. Lobbying for your favorite in the comments section here is encouraged.

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Favorite ANGELS STRIKE FORCE Member
Alana
37 votes
Alicia D.
16 votes
Alicia P.
11 votes
Ally
20 votes
Alyssa
10 votes
Brittany
18 votes
Brooke
77 votes
Krystal
39 votes
Shelby
13 votes
Taylor
76 votes

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Alicia P is my girl

EMBARRASSING MOMENT: I accidentally pepper-sprayed the surgeon who was writing me a letter of recommendation for medical school

every nurse’s dream accident! LOL

by ladybug on Aug 6, 2008 11:18 PM PDT   0 recs

Wow. That's a broad statement.

No pun intended.

White trashin' the 909

by Red114 on Aug 7, 2008 1:44 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I don't see any big boobs

But do see some comments that lean towards the “empty heads” direction.

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 7, 2008 9:10 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah, I was gonna say

No big boobs to be seen anywhere around here. If anything, it seems like they’re hiring for model looks, slender with minimal curves. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but I like my women to look like women in the right places.

Witty .sig goes here.

by scareduck on Aug 8, 2008 10:48 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

No big boobs to be seen anywhere around here

there’s a few that post here!

hahahhahahhahahahahaha

by ladybug on Aug 8, 2008 1:55 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm a big boob

Do I count?

Don't call me Desmond

by highlandhalo on Aug 8, 2008 1:57 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I was just about....

to post that too. That’s pretty funny.

Bye Bye Ohio, hello Valencia!

by anaheimisnotla on Aug 7, 2008 12:55 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Not allowed to vote.

My younger son is dating a girl who was invited to join the Strike Force. Family ethics mandate I vote for her, and she is not on the list…

Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.

by Stirrups on Aug 6, 2008 11:23 PM PDT   0 recs

Wrong son. 'Qube is the elder.

The youngster is an HH’er, but quite rare.

However, your request remains valid. As it happens, they probably have 100 photos of themselves just at Angels Stadium.

Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.

by Stirrups on Aug 6, 2008 11:29 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I would be the younger.

And yes, my girlfriend was approached to be on the strike force and she was unable to do it because of schedule conflicts she could not change. The good thing is her really good friend who I have met a couple time is on it. She is Ally, the one from glendora, which is also where my gf is from.

by HaloVET on Aug 7, 2008 9:56 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

So for those of you keeping score at home, HaloVET wins.

Already hanging with one Strike Force girl – AND – dating THE Strike Force candidate too intelligent to fit prancing and t-shirt launching into her busy academic schedule.

Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.

by Stirrups on Aug 7, 2008 10:35 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

a bit proud, papa?

Mike Scioscia: He provides to unlike method of your team member.

by howiestheman on Aug 7, 2008 11:04 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Nope. A LOT proud papa. Of BOTH of them.

Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.

by Stirrups on Aug 7, 2008 12:44 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

hahaha good for you.

Mike Scioscia: He provides to unlike method of your team member.

by howiestheman on Aug 7, 2008 2:30 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

These photos are too tiny >:O

== Resident Point Tallier ==

by scottnak on Aug 7, 2008 12:18 AM PDT   0 recs

strike force = gross

what is the point of the strike force, anyway?

why are they called the strike force? what does that have to do with Angels, the name or baseball or the Angels brand?

these are not rhetorical….. =]

by and1mcgee on Aug 7, 2008 12:33 AM PDT   0 recs

RHETORICAL?

Will 15 get you 20? Now THAT is rhetorical.

Were you put on EARTH simply to spoil my fun? Now THAT is NOT rhetorical…

by Rev Halofan on Aug 7, 2008 12:45 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

i move to ban and1mcgee on principal alone!

and brooke is HOOOOOTTTT!!!!!!!!

true story…. i’ve hit on her in the budwiser patio like 20 times. the culmination of my hitting on her was when she said she would get me on the jumbo tron, well my friends got on while i took a piss totally missing my opprotunity to get on the tron! anywho brooke is hot and she gets my vote!

by wallispdub1 on Aug 7, 2008 12:56 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

honestly

with how wound up we have all been with this #### talk over the last week, the least we should be allowed to do is vote for our favorite “cheerleader”

i pledge alliegance... to mike Scioscia
and the angels way of baseball
and to each pennant and ring we are sure to win.
one fanatic, under the halo, unwavered
with in n out and world series rings for all

by halofan4life on Aug 7, 2008 10:21 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

And why are they dressed for high school gym class?

Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.

by Stirrups on Aug 7, 2008 8:51 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Hell, even high school girls know to trash that uni starting on day 2 of the school year.

Girls that still kept that uni intact were the last ones picked for co-ed softball…

Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.

by Stirrups on Aug 7, 2008 9:45 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

ALLY

She is not they like most girls that love shopping and doing girly stuff (I’m sure she enjoys it from time to time but likes doing other things.) she likes wakeboarding which is extreamly hot because she is a sports chick which is always cool because you can do almost anything together like you would with a pal.

Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by acuda27 on Aug 7, 2008 1:03 AM PDT   0 recs

That is like a new philosophy

Watch out Dr. Phil and Oprah, here comes Acuda:

“she is a sports chick which is always cool because you can do almost anything together like you would with a pal.”

by Rev Halofan on Aug 7, 2008 1:14 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

almost anything

White trashin' the 909

by Red114 on Aug 7, 2008 1:54 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Thats the key part......no matter how cool she is you always need to get away.

Go watch a game with the guys and “VENT”. Coronas with lime never fails.

Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by acuda27 on Aug 7, 2008 12:58 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

rec'd!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.

by Stirrups on Aug 7, 2008 8:44 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

So, certain comments in these biogs lead to immediate elimination...

...Greatest achievement
“Being a big sister” – that’s not an achievement, it’s an accident of genetics. Aim higher.

3 words to describe you
“happy, goofy, fabulous” – that’s 2 parts Disney combined with 1 part gay man – no thanks

Interesting fact
“I once found a typo in a dictionary” – I don’t know where to begin with this

Embarrasing moment
“I tripped and fell while walking off the floor at a gymnastics competition” – clearly unable to walk in a straight line on flat ground (on the other hand, a gymnast who spends too much time on her back… maybe one for consideration)

I’ll go with Alana. She is lovely.

I see red people

by The Limey on Aug 7, 2008 2:27 AM PDT   0 recs

So you know what to bring her next time you go to a game.

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 7, 2008 9:30 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

The Limey has a big collection of flamingo figurines too

But he refuses to show them to me, even after I buy him a pint.

Don't call me Desmond

by highlandhalo on Aug 7, 2008 12:39 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

And.....

Her favorite movie is “The Sandlot”. Baseball fan through and through!

Angels fan since '67

by red floyd on Aug 7, 2008 1:19 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

brooke

she’s always very friendly to my kids (1 and 3 years old) and always gives them a present.

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 7, 2008 7:09 AM PDT   0 recs

Brooke gets my vote

Remember when she did that commercial for the beach mat? Oh man that was HOT!

by MH252525 on Aug 7, 2008 7:29 AM PDT   0 recs

I can't remember

And YouTube is not helping out either.

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 7, 2008 8:02 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Speaking of which...

Does anyone remember that commercial from earlier this year…I think it was for the Vlad 2000 hits mini-bats…where Vlad was applying pine tar next to a member of the strike force and then he looks up at the camera with this HUGE creepy grin on his face?

by tbone_cutter on Aug 7, 2008 9:34 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Guess who HER favorite Angels is ?

;-)

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 7, 2008 9:38 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

This poll is sheer GENIUS

Wile E. Coyote level. A few comments in and already L.M.A.O. The pictures are in fact too small, but then again I think the Angels are not inclined to turn their website into a landing spot for leering perverts…that being said, I’d go with Krystal…EXCEPT I can’t deny someone who wants to be an organized, materialistic, well-tanned FBI agent, so Taylor it is!

And she likes House.

by LUVtheLAA on Aug 7, 2008 7:37 AM PDT   0 recs

Plus, Taylor's favorite movie is Billy Madison

I know it’s juvenile, but any girl who likes that movie gets my vote. And she likes to tan. That’s a great combination for me.

by Dogman on Aug 7, 2008 8:46 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Krystal is organised too

You gotta like organised girls. Plus she’s a homegirl from Orange. And her favourite Angel is Desmond. She gets my vote.

Don't call me Desmond

by highlandhalo on Aug 7, 2008 12:41 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Is there like a quota system?

Is there some sort of mandate that 50% of the squad’s names begin with AL?

by LA Seitz on Aug 7, 2008 7:43 AM PDT   0 recs

A sad commentary on one sub-aspect of American culture:

naming children as a fashion statement.

Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.

by Stirrups on Aug 7, 2008 8:48 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Talk about a commute...

Some of these girls live pretty far away; Temecula, Bakersfield, San Diego, Oceanside… Some of those are a serious commute!

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 7, 2008 8:04 AM PDT   0 recs

OC must certainly have changed.

Back in the 60’s and 70’s, gorgeous young ladies were stacked like cord wood on the local beaches. Places like Bakersfield were where you could not separate the daughters from the livestock.

Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.

by Stirrups on Aug 7, 2008 8:57 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I actually don't think that much has changed ;-)

Although some people might’ve moved to Bakersfield or further to be able to continue living in SoCal.

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 7, 2008 9:00 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Uh...

once you cross over the “the Grapevine” on Interstate 5, you are no longer in SoCal.

Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.

by Stirrups on Aug 7, 2008 9:07 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Make it Cal, then

;-)

Cut me some slack, I’ve only lived here for 1.5 years – what is “the grapevine” (and where is it) ?

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 7, 2008 9:10 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

The Grapevine is a local name that commonly refers to

the mountain pass of the Tejon area that you cross when getting between the LA basin (where all the smog is) and the San Juaquin Valley (where all the agriculture is).

You will also hear this part of I-5 called The Tejon Pass, or “the Castaic area”. It’s where everybody stops at the town of Gorman for gas, Burger King, or radiator repairs.

Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.

by Stirrups on Aug 7, 2008 9:32 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

actually

the san juaquin valley is where LA’s smog goes to die.

that you southern california motorists…

by Northwest on Aug 7, 2008 9:36 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

No. That would be Fontana.

The haze in SJV is farm animal methane. No smoking allowed.

Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.

by Stirrups on Aug 7, 2008 9:42 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I've heard "things" about Fontana

And the things were not positive.

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 7, 2008 9:43 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Those "things" you heard....are were probably true.

Imagine the original The Hills Have Eyes.

Whatever dude.

by Mayheminthehood on Aug 7, 2008 9:46 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Creepy place eh ?

Well, yeah, that matches my expectations!

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 7, 2008 9:49 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

It's commonly referred to as Fontucky.

‘Nuff said?

White trashin' the 909

by Red114 on Aug 7, 2008 9:42 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

LOL!

Witty .sig goes here.

by scareduck on Aug 8, 2008 10:54 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Sign up for a police ride-along in Fontana some evening.

You will see “things” about Fontana, and those things will not be positive, either.

Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.

by Stirrups on Aug 7, 2008 9:46 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Sounds like a great thing to do once I'm really bored

Hopefully that’s not within the next 50 years or so

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 7, 2008 9:48 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

'Nuff said

He brings that Fontana Nasty to the mound, but not the clubhouse.

Angels fan since '67

by red floyd on Aug 7, 2008 4:07 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

And here I thought

that the only good thing to come out of Fontana was Interstate 10.

Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.

by Stirrups on Aug 7, 2008 4:30 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

when he was born there it wasn't bad

it’s since become ghetto and trailer trash

with a few nice folks thrown in

by ladybug on Aug 8, 2008 1:57 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Ah, that rings a bell

Thanks.

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 7, 2008 9:38 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Or Lebec

There used to be a nice microbrewery there called the Okie Girl

Don't call me Desmond

by highlandhalo on Aug 7, 2008 12:46 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

There aren't any Strike Forcers from Norco ... or Fontucky

Some things never change, man

Don't call me Desmond

by highlandhalo on Aug 7, 2008 12:42 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh, one more thing

None of them has LACKEY as their favorite player. Thunder Mountain II ain’t happening.

Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)

by infant on Aug 7, 2008 8:05 AM PDT   0 recs

you gotta love a girl that loves Mike Napoli and wakeboarding

Brooke gets my vote.

but why don’t any of them have any love for Howie?!
that’s an automatic vote in my book!

Mike Scioscia: He provides to unlike method of your team member.

by howiestheman on Aug 7, 2008 8:54 AM PDT   0 recs