Off-Day Poll and Discussion
by Rev Halofan on Aug 6, 2008 11:15 PM PDT
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PrintThe biographies of each member of the ANGELS STRIKE FORCE is available online. Please read these profiles as part of your, uh, scouting development, and vote for your favorite STRIKE FORCE member. Lobbying for your favorite in the comments section here is encouraged.
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Alicia P is my girl
EMBARRASSING MOMENT: I accidentally pepper-sprayed the surgeon who was writing me a letter of recommendation for medical school
every nurse’s dream accident! LOL
I don't see any big boobs
But do see some comments that lean towards the “empty heads” direction.
Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)
Yeah, I was gonna say
No big boobs to be seen anywhere around here. If anything, it seems like they’re hiring for model looks, slender with minimal curves. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but I like my women to look like women in the right places.
Witty .sig goes here.
I was just about....
to post that too. That’s pretty funny.
Bye Bye Ohio, hello Valencia!
by anaheimisnotla on Aug 7, 2008 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Not allowed to vote.
My younger son is dating a girl who was invited to join the Strike Force. Family ethics mandate I vote for her, and she is not on the list…
Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.
Wrong son. 'Qube is the elder.
The youngster is an HH’er, but quite rare.
However, your request remains valid. As it happens, they probably have 100 photos of themselves just at Angels Stadium.
Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.
I would be the younger.
And yes, my girlfriend was approached to be on the strike force and she was unable to do it because of schedule conflicts she could not change. The good thing is her really good friend who I have met a couple time is on it. She is Ally, the one from glendora, which is also where my gf is from.
So for those of you keeping score at home, HaloVET wins.
Already hanging with one Strike Force girl – AND – dating THE Strike Force candidate too intelligent to fit prancing and t-shirt launching into her busy academic schedule.
Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.
a bit proud, papa?
Mike Scioscia: He provides to unlike method of your team member.
by howiestheman on Aug 7, 2008 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Nope. A LOT proud papa. Of BOTH of them.
Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.
strike force = gross
what is the point of the strike force, anyway?
why are they called the strike force? what does that have to do with Angels, the name or baseball or the Angels brand?
these are not rhetorical….. =]
by and1mcgee on Aug 7, 2008 12:33 AM PDT reply actions
RHETORICAL?
Will 15 get you 20? Now THAT is rhetorical.
Were you put on EARTH simply to spoil my fun? Now THAT is NOT rhetorical…
i move to ban and1mcgee on principal alone!
and brooke is HOOOOOTTTT!!!!!!!!
true story…. i’ve hit on her in the budwiser patio like 20 times. the culmination of my hitting on her was when she said she would get me on the jumbo tron, well my friends got on while i took a piss totally missing my opprotunity to get on the tron! anywho brooke is hot and she gets my vote!
honestly
with how wound up we have all been with this #### talk over the last week, the least we should be allowed to do is vote for our favorite “cheerleader”
i pledge alliegance... to mike Scioscia
and the angels way of baseball
and to each pennant and ring we are sure to win.
one fanatic, under the halo, unwavered
with in n out and world series rings for all
by halofan4life on Aug 7, 2008 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
And why are they dressed for high school gym class?
Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.
Hell, even high school girls know to trash that uni starting on day 2 of the school year.
Girls that still kept that uni intact were the last ones picked for co-ed softball…
Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.
ALLY
She is not they like most girls that love shopping and doing girly stuff (I’m sure she enjoys it from time to time but likes doing other things.) she likes wakeboarding which is extreamly hot because she is a sports chick which is always cool because you can do almost anything together like you would with a pal.
Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is like a new philosophy
Watch out Dr. Phil and Oprah, here comes Acuda:
“she is a sports chick which is always cool because you can do almost anything together like you would with a pal.”
Thats the key part......no matter how cool she is you always need to get away.
Go watch a game with the guys and “VENT”. Coronas with lime never fails.
Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Judging from the apparent measurements for that creature in your avatar...
...none of these are going to work out for you.
I see red people
by The Limey on Aug 7, 2008 6:21 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
rec'd!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.
So, certain comments in these biogs lead to immediate elimination...
...Greatest achievement
“Being a big sister” – that’s not an achievement, it’s an accident of genetics. Aim higher.
3 words to describe you
“happy, goofy, fabulous” – that’s 2 parts Disney combined with 1 part gay man – no thanks
Interesting fact
“I once found a typo in a dictionary” – I don’t know where to begin with this
Embarrasing moment
“I tripped and fell while walking off the floor at a gymnastics competition” – clearly unable to walk in a straight line on flat ground (on the other hand, a gymnast who spends too much time on her back… maybe one for consideration)
I’ll go with Alana. She is lovely.
I see red people
SHE COLLECTS FLAMINGO FIGURINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by MidwayCityLivestock on Aug 7, 2008 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions
So you know what to bring her next time you go to a game.
Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)
The Limey has a big collection of flamingo figurines too
But he refuses to show them to me, even after I buy him a pint.
Don't call me Desmond
by highlandhalo on Aug 7, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
brooke
she’s always very friendly to my kids (1 and 3 years old) and always gives them a present.
Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)
Brooke gets my vote
Remember when she did that commercial for the beach mat? Oh man that was HOT!
I can't remember
And YouTube is not helping out either.
Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)
Speaking of which...
Does anyone remember that commercial from earlier this year…I think it was for the Vlad 2000 hits mini-bats…where Vlad was applying pine tar next to a member of the strike force and then he looks up at the camera with this HUGE creepy grin on his face?
Guess who HER favorite Angels is ?
;-)
Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)
This poll is sheer GENIUS
Wile E. Coyote level. A few comments in and already L.M.A.O. The pictures are in fact too small, but then again I think the Angels are not inclined to turn their website into a landing spot for leering perverts…that being said, I’d go with Krystal…EXCEPT I can’t deny someone who wants to be an organized, materialistic, well-tanned FBI agent, so Taylor it is!
And she likes House.
Plus, Taylor's favorite movie is Billy Madison
I know it’s juvenile, but any girl who likes that movie gets my vote. And she likes to tan. That’s a great combination for me.
Krystal is organised too
You gotta like organised girls. Plus she’s a homegirl from Orange. And her favourite Angel is Desmond. She gets my vote.
Don't call me Desmond
by highlandhalo on Aug 7, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Is there like a quota system?
Is there some sort of mandate that 50% of the squad’s names begin with AL?
A sad commentary on one sub-aspect of American culture:
naming children as a fashion statement.
Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.
Talk about a commute...
Some of these girls live pretty far away; Temecula, Bakersfield, San Diego, Oceanside… Some of those are a serious commute!
Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)
OC must certainly have changed.
Back in the 60’s and 70’s, gorgeous young ladies were stacked like cord wood on the local beaches. Places like Bakersfield were where you could not separate the daughters from the livestock.
Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.
I actually don't think that much has changed ;-)
Although some people might’ve moved to Bakersfield or further to be able to continue living in SoCal.
Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)
Uh...
once you cross over the “the Grapevine” on Interstate 5, you are no longer in SoCal.
Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.
Make it Cal, then
;-)
Cut me some slack, I’ve only lived here for 1.5 years – what is “the grapevine” (and where is it) ?
Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)
The Grapevine is a local name that commonly refers to
the mountain pass of the Tejon area that you cross when getting between the LA basin (where all the smog is) and the San Juaquin Valley (where all the agriculture is).
You will also hear this part of I-5 called The Tejon Pass, or “the Castaic area”. It’s where everybody stops at the town of Gorman for gas, Burger King, or radiator repairs.
Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.
actually
the san juaquin valley is where LA’s smog goes to die.
that you southern california motorists…
No. That would be Fontana.
The haze in SJV is farm animal methane. No smoking allowed.
Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.
I've heard "things" about Fontana
And the things were not positive.
Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)
Those "things" you heard....are were probably true.
Imagine the original The Hills Have Eyes.
Whatever dude.
by Mayheminthehood on Aug 7, 2008 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Creepy place eh ?
Well, yeah, that matches my expectations!
Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)
Sign up for a police ride-along in Fontana some evening.
You will see “things” about Fontana, and those things will not be positive, either.
Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.
Sounds like a great thing to do once I'm really bored
Hopefully that’s not within the next 50 years or so
Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)
And here I thought
that the only good thing to come out of Fontana was Interstate 10.
Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.
when he was born there it wasn't bad
it’s since become ghetto and trailer trash
with a few nice folks thrown in
Ah, that rings a bell
Thanks.
Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)
Or Lebec
There used to be a nice microbrewery there called the Okie Girl
Don't call me Desmond
by highlandhalo on Aug 7, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
There aren't any Strike Forcers from Norco ... or Fontucky
Some things never change, man
Don't call me Desmond
by highlandhalo on Aug 7, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, one more thing
None of them has LACKEY as their favorite player. Thunder Mountain II ain’t happening.
Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)
you gotta love a girl that loves Mike Napoli and wakeboarding
Brooke gets my vote.
but why don’t any of them have any love for Howie?!
that’s an automatic vote in my book!
Mike Scioscia: He provides to unlike method of your team member.
I went with the home town girl Krystal.
She’s from Orange…that got my vote. Other than that, I feel ashamed of myself.
Whatever dude.
She lived in Tokyo
Ain’t that interesting.
Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)
Yeah. I was captivated.
Whatever dude.
by Mayheminthehood on Aug 7, 2008 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions
I did that too dude, even though I too feel a bit guilty.
Krystal is a homegirl, she’s organised, a Figgy fan, even though the poor thing’s name is a bit Spearmint Rhino. She can’t help what her parents named her though.
Don't call me Desmond
by highlandhalo on Aug 7, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the name is more Captain Cream
;-)
Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)
Krystal
Nothing hotter than a misspelled name.
http://inplaynoouts.blogspot.com/ - A blog about teams I like, written by me.
I'm in the middle of writing a screenplay for a movie that will star Rob Schneider as a member of the Strike Force.
It’s gonna be so funny, because see he’s a guy, but he’s going to be on this team of young girls. At first he may have to pretend to be a girl too…but no matter what, they’ll all end up learning something important from eachother in the end.
Whatever dude.
Wait! How about if the Rob character has, like,
a car crash with a Strike Force girl AND THEIR SOULS SWITCH PLACES?!? Oh! Oh! And, uh, Rob was driving a garbage truck and the girl was on a scooter. One of those Vespa things or something. So you got Rob, the garbage man, now in shorts with these cheerleaders. OMG this is brilliant stuff!! And you can mix it up with these short scenes of a cheerleader trying to deal with trash!!!
Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.
I would try and find a way to put Will Ferell in there as well
You know, just so that it doesn’t become too cheesy!
Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)
Would he be running around in public in just his Scooby-Doo underwear, which is 4 sizes too small?
That’s always solid gold stuff at the box office!
Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.
Yes
And somehow I’d like them to mention Applebee’s a few times. Let that be their favorite hangout, or something.
Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)
Will Ferrell was his best friend. And he basically gets dragged along by Rob, who's really a hot StrikeForce girl, and he starts trying to hit on the girl, who's really Rob Schneider aka his best friend!!!
OR…...........Will Ferrell is a star on the Angels, who was also Rob’s favorite player when he was still just a garbage man. Either way, the girl/rob will get hit on by WIll Ferrell, and it will be so funny and original.
Whatever dude.
by Mayheminthehood on Aug 7, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
And one night, after partying in Newport Beach
Will will be involved in a hit & run by a former Angels player, who proceeds to a friends house only to barf in his room, knock him out and then hide from the police in his own apartment.
Nice, interesting side story there.
Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)
And at the end, they get to the ALCS, but Wills character gives up a game losing home run.
Whatever dude.
by Mayheminthehood on Aug 7, 2008 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
But he and the Robchick have sex under the rocks at Angel stadium
and everybody’s happy. End of Story.
Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)
We need to move this off-day script thread into it's own diary.
Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.
Yes
Who wants to start it ?
Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)
I would, but I gotta dash off to an appointment.
I won’t be back for a couple of hours. But if we can wait, I’ll start it when I get back.
Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.
I'm would but I have nightmares of Rev, and this is marginally baseball talk
Whatever dude.
by Mayheminthehood on Aug 7, 2008 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I think we'll be fine.
Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)
Nice, sounds like another Cinematic abortion!!!
You could throw it in one of those “Disaster Movie” films that show all the “funny” parts in the preview but somehow always rake in the box office. There’s a lot of money available for those willing to appeal to the lowest common denominator.
by MidwayCityLivestock on Aug 7, 2008 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes! Okay, I like it.
Whatever dude.
by Mayheminthehood on Aug 7, 2008 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
It looks like we need a Halos Heaven party with Brooke & Krystal
Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)
I would be so ENTIRELY envious.
I need to go down to SoCal ASAP. Meeting girls who are baseball fans is hard enough up here. Meeting a fellow Angel fans might as well be impossible.
~Till the Halo burns out...
I'm all for throwing a HH party
And pretty sure I can get one or two Angel players to come and say hi. But not so sure about the Strike Force ;-)
Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)
Dude, do it dude.
The Vegas meet up sounded sweet as hell.
Whatever dude.
by Mayheminthehood on Aug 7, 2008 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
All set up a poll...
Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)
And I think there was a Kristin/Kristen, too
Did they do to them what they should do to GMJ ?
Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)
I don't think the girls get paid. I had a cousin who was a Pats cheerleader.
If they do get paid it’s probably < $10 an hour. Supply/demand.
my favorite is the girl whos hobbies included "Tanning"
i also think that they all listed john lackey as their favorite player but it has since been covered up
That tempted me to vote for her too
But she didn’t vote for “Office Space” as her favorite movie.
;-)
Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)
I was down with that. I voted for Krystal to represent Orange...but Alana, among others, had answers to the questions that didn't make me cringe. Sandlot's not a bad favorite movie, either.
Whatever dude.
by Mayheminthehood on Aug 7, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, the movie above? Yeah...it needs a name. We have a trading places, romantic, screwball, sports comedy.
I’m thinking Switch Hit.
Or:
Tie Goes to the Funner
Three Strikes, Youre Her
Whatever dude.
by Mayheminthehood on Aug 7, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Switch Hit
When does Stirrups start the new thread about the movie ?
Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)
Back from meetings. Coming soon to a sidebar near you!
Francisco Rodriguez: 191 career saves. 2 career Panthers, tied with Hector Carrasco.
Those were their names?
Are we talking about those bears they had, I want to say in the late nineties? I thought their names were Southpaw and Ribby (like RBI).
White trashin' the 909
blatantly copied from http://homerderby.com/archives/986
So we have the (sometimes) winged bears, Clutch (an adult) and Scoop (a kid) who debuted in 1997. Disney corporation owned the Angels at the time, but unfortunately gave the task of creating this mascot pair to the least creative minds at the company.
Where the hell did I get those names from?
I know I didn’t make them up. I think mine were better anyway, although I can’t claim them. WTF?
White trashin' the 909
NASTY!
That Volleyball scene is just FLAMING.
by Downing Rules on Aug 7, 2008 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I voted Krystal
Although I was really into this girl named Krystal, until I found out she was actually on Crystal. And I don’t mean the champagne.
White trashin' the 909
Christopher Walken says:
I dunno. I like the name Krystal … it’s like glass … like how a glass shatters in your hand when you’re really pissed off. (THE LOOK) ... and Brooke … I dunno what’s up with these parents these days …. Brooke … reminds me of a river … or a stream or somewhere out in the shit where you catch fish or some crapola like that. ... Brook. .... It’s horseshit. (THE LOOK) ... Who’s starting today? Vlad? ... What … the … hell … is … Vlad. That’s like some Russian horseshit Cossack crap.
Why can’t we hire some goddamn talent in this town!?
Don't call me Desmond
Who was the Strike Force girl
with Howie when they were pushing the Road Warrior caps?
Angels fan since '67
Names
These names are proof that very few people get past “B” in the book of baby names.
TAYLOR
is by far the most gorgeous woman i have ever seen in my life!! my vote is definately going for her. Although the other girls are very pretty, none of them stand a chance against taylor
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