So earlier today a couple of us got spun off-topic within the main Off-Day thread to the left, and we started brainstorming a Hollywood script treatment to pitch to the studio moguls that would be wrapped around the Angels and The Strike Force. The genesis of it all came from a brainfart by Mayheminthehood, and a couple of us took it from there.

BUT (!), we are brainstorming here! Everything thrown against the wall is considered acceptable! So here is your chance to get your creative juices flowing and contribute to the craptastrophe! Go ahead and submit your plot ideas, character ideas, special scenes of merit, anything! Add to anybody's throught, modify any existing concept, take it wherever it goes! The goal is to get a complete 120 minute plot outline worthy of going direct to video at a Blockbuster's nearest you.

Just remember: all the existing rules of Halo Heaven still apply. This is NOT a rules free thread zone!!!! Consider yourself warned. Any violation of HH policies are subject to immediate management controls and there will be no excuses accepted.

So, with that warning, here is how we started and where we left off. Take it away!

Mayheminthehood: "I'm in the middle of writing a screenplay for a movie that will star Rob Schneider as a member of the Strike Force. It’s gonna be so funny, because see he’s a guy, but he’s going to be on this team of young girls. At first he may have to pretend to be a girl too…but no matter what, they’ll all end up learning something important from each other in the end."

Stirrups:  "Wait! How about if the Rob character has, like, a  car crash with a Strike Force girl AND THEIR SOULS SWITCH PLACES?!? Oh! Oh! And, uh, Rob was driving a garbage truck and the girl was on a scooter. One of those Vespa things or something. So you got Rob, the garbage man, now in shorts with these cheerleaders. OMG this is brilliant stuff!! And you can mix it up with these short scenes of a cheerleader trying to deal with trash!!!"

Infant:   "I would try and find a way to put Will Ferell in there as well. You know, just so that it doesn’t become too cheesy!"

Stirrups:  "Would he be running around in public in just his Scooby-Doo underwear, which is 4 sizes too small? That’s always solid gold stuff at the box office!"

Infant:   "Yes. And somehow I’d like them to mention Applebee’s a few times. Let that be their favorite hangout, or something."

Mayheminthehood: "Will Ferrell was his best friend. And he basically gets dragged along by Rob, who's really a hot StrikeForce girl, and he starts trying to hit on the girl, who's really Rob Schneider aka his best friend!!! OR…...........Will Ferrell is a star on the Angels, who was also Rob’s favorite player when he was still just a garbage man. Either way, the girl/rob will get hit on by WIll Ferrell, and it will be so funny and original."

Infant:   "And one night, after partying in Newport Beach, Will will be involved in a hit & run by a former Angels player, who proceeds to a friends house only to barf in his room, knock him out and then hide from the police in his own apartment. Nice, interesting side story there."

Mayheminthehood: "And at the end, they get to the ALCS, but Will's character gives up a series losing home run."

Infant:   "But he and the Robchick have sex under the rocks at Angel stadium and everybody’s happy. End of Story."