A Moral Dilemma
Since the day the Halos clinched a playoff berth, I have started growing a playoff moustache. I look like an idiot with it, admittedly. My dilemma arrises because I have been requested by my lady friend to shave it off for her birthday, Which happens to be Oct. 1st... also known as the start of the playoffs. As you can see I am at a bit of a crossroads with what to do.
So i leave it up to my fellow HHers. Team first or friends first?
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…so shave right before the first game on Ocotber 1 – have your stache starting with the first pitch and booty for dessert!
any idea when the schedule will be announced?
the anticipation is killing me… as is looking like a 70’s porno star.
The team that locks up HFA
the AL club that finishes with the best record must make its selection of a playoff starting day one hour after completing either the game that determines which team finishes with the best regular-season record or the game that determines the matchups in the Division Series — whichever comes later.
The Angels may have beat them 8 times in a row, but winning three before they do is all that matters.
I was told this...
in an e-mail…. trust it at your own risk:
DS
Oct 1 – NLA-1, NLB-1, ALB-1
Oct 2 – NLA-2, NLB-2, ALA-1
Oct 3 – ALA-2, ALB-2
Oct 4 – NLA-3, NLB-3
Oct 5 – NLA-4, NLB-4, ALA-3, ALB-3
Oct 6 – ALA-4, ALB-4
Oct 7 – NLA-5, NLB-5
Oct 8 – ALA-5, ALB-5
CS
Oct 9 – NL-1
Oct 10 – NL-2, AL-1
Oct 11 – AL-2
Oct 12 – NL-3
Oct 13 – NL-4, AL-3
Oct 14 – AL-4
Oct 15 – NL-5
Oct 16 – AL-5
Oct 17 – NL-6
Oct 18 – NL-7, AL-6
Oct 19 – AL-7
WS
Oct 22 – game 1
Oct 23 – game 2
Oct 25 – game 3
Oct 26 – game 4
Oct 27 – game 5
Oct 29 – game 6
Oct 30 – game 7
Hostility abounds on Halos Heaven
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The Angels may have beat them 8 times in a row, but winning three before they do is all that matters.
Allow a sage of ancient wisdom to guide you, young grasshopper.
The answer to your dilemma is simple: there is absolutely no chance of ever getting laid by your baseball team.
Francisco Rodriguez: 2006 to Present: 148 saves. 5 Panthers. As fabulous as Pride, Romero, Gregg, Budde and Dino Ebel combined.
by Stirrups on Sep 24, 2008 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
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That’s sounds like something MY wife would say to me.
The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, Specializing in maniac-ball since 2000
by halofan4life on Sep 24, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
This advice is very Ty Webb-ish...
Which makes it the best advice possible.
Whatever dude.
by Mayheminthehood on Sep 24, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Girlfriends are donuts.
Baseball teams are danish.
Francisco Rodriguez: 2006 to Present: 148 saves. 5 Panthers. As fabulous as Pride, Romero, Gregg, Budde and Dino Ebel combined.
or eaten...
"Life is a luminous halo, a semi-transparent envelope surrounding us from the beginning of consciousness to the end."
Personally
I prefer day old donuts and danish, lower self-esteem and standards.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....
I suspect you all undershot my take on the original Ty Webb reference...
Francisco Rodriguez: 2006 to Present: 149 saves. 5 Panthers. As fabulous as Pride, Romero, Gregg, Budde and Dino Ebel combined.
you dont eff with a streak!
There is an "Angel in the outfield" and his name is GA! ps. he is lazy but not a bum GO HALOS!
The Halos lost last night.
Is that the “streak” you so adamantly want to have continued?
Francisco Rodriguez: 2006 to Present: 148 saves. 5 Panthers. As fabulous as Pride, Romero, Gregg, Budde and Dino Ebel combined.
She probably brought it up last night that she wants him to shave it.
That’s what caused the loss. Like we’d give up 9 runs to the Mariners on our own merits. I think he should dump her now.
well, if she brought it up last night
she all ready effed with the streak! in which case the stache must go and not to be harsh but she must go! she doesnt appreciate his level of commitment, she only has herself to blame on this!
There is an "Angel in the outfield" and his name is GA! ps. he is lazy but not a bum GO HALOS!
A real man with a mustache doesn't let his lady tell him what to do. Besides, this could be a watershed moment; if she understands your commitment to the team, she's a keeper.
Whatever dude.
by Mayheminthehood on Sep 24, 2008 4:06 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
couldn't have put it better myself...
"Life is a luminous halo, a semi-transparent envelope surrounding us from the beginning of consciousness to the end."
I agree with you COMPLETELY!! You don't let the other person tell you how to live!!!!
I mean, I refused to shave my legs until play-offs too!
I had a bartender who worked for me
and she didn’t shave during the winter. Pits or legs. Was pretty popular with the guys (i don’t know why).
I was uncool before uncool was cool.
ok, ok...
please tell me that this is a Wisconsin thing …
by Downing Rules on Sep 26, 2008 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know about that...
but she would put her leg up on the rail whenever guys asked, and they asked a lot (she was pretty cute).
I thought it was kinda gross, but in a good way.
I was uncool before uncool was cool.
beer is food and women are property. (the other two postulates of that credo that includes “bros before hoes”).
by Downing Rules on Sep 24, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Playoffs haven't started yet
Hence no need to start the ’stache, as per Rev above.
Light Up That Halo!
One thing is for sure
She will have more b-days.
Playoff chances in the years to come = not for sure………..
"i got 5ive on it"
because women always understand that kind of stuff?
The Angels may have beat them 8 times in a row, but winning three before they do is all that matters.
I find that a woman's understanding of such things is directly proportional to the retail value of the jewlery you're offering her
Bryan Harvey- king of the 'Stache
who cares about your stash dilema :-)
I want to see photos!
Don't let her control you
It start with the stash. Then no more beers at 7am. Ditch her now.
Angel Pitching, Angel Defense - get past that.
Bryan Harvey would never have let a chick tell him what to do with his 'stache
Just sayin’
Bryan Harvey- king of the 'Stache

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