Who Wants To Knock Out Ichiro?
Have you read this?
For me, it’s everything, his whole pre-stance windup, knees stuck together, running-swing, softball style that really grates. The guy runs around the field looking like a little girl trying to keep from peeing her pants. Good god man, are you trapping your cock between your legs? And lose that ridiculous turtleneck Mr. Bentley. It’s all just ugly, no matter the result.
As if all of the softball imitation isn’t bad enough, the guy requested that his FIRST name be put on his jersey. Not since Vida Blue fulfilled Charlie Finley’s request that his players be eccentric has a player adorned himself with such a selfish proclamation.
I don’t blame any of these guys for wanting to “knock him out.” I don’t even know him and I’d be one of the first to line up. There are few professional athletes upon whom the average American sports fan can realistically expect to whoop ass. Ichiro is one. I’d knock that 150 pound midget into the dirt if given a legal chance.
The story only confirms what I always suspected; Ichiro’s selfish and his teammates can’t stand him.
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is the problem was NOT ichiro, it was the overpaid pieces of shit like Vidro and Sexson all over the hill and overpaid and assuming the hits would just keep on coming and then bitter when the clubhouse just isn’t a jock-stroking ego-massage…
I know, I know...
No, you’re right, Ichiro’s not to blame for the M’s losing. His results and talent are undeniable and any good team should be able to integrate his amazing skills.
He is to blame, however, for the preening, selfish style that strikes such a nerve in his teammates. If I’m 6’7, 250 pound Richie Sexson, I certainly take no attitude from a guy like Ichiro, regardless of what’s going on out on the field. That’s a constant reality not only in sports but in virtually any group of men. Perhaps Ichiro doesn’t fully understand that cultural dynamic.
It is an ego-massaging clubhouse alright; The entire team does nothing but help Ichiro stroke his own ego.
Now, put Chris Pritchett at first, Bobby Rose at second, Pete Coachmen at third, and let's go win.
by GarretSaysSuckIt on Sep 25, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you in their locker room?
How do you know Sexson isn’t a prima dona?
by Rev Halofan on Sep 25, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, he probably is.
I think they all probably are.
And neither of us knows for sure that it was Sexson (or that it wasn’t). But this isn’t the first clubhouse problem that Ichiro has had. He drove Hargrove away (had him fired) too.
At some point, Ichiro is the common denominator. He’s the highest paid, and most talented, player on that team. Whether he likes it or not, his job is to help bring everyone together. He may not want to lead, but it’s expected of him. And he’s failed at it.
Now, put Chris Pritchett at first, Bobby Rose at second, Pete Coachmen at third, and let's go win.
by GarretSaysSuckIt on Sep 25, 2008 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
ummmm Hargrove wasnt fired... he walked away in the middle of last season.
Krod save count (62) ... Rob's blinkie cup collection (8)
by BigBangRobbDawgg on Sep 25, 2008 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
He wasn't long for the job either.
Ichiro was behind the ouster, so Hargrove quit first. (http://www.baseballthinkfactory.org/files/newsstand/discussion/newsday_heyman_ichiro_hargrove_feud_may_benefit_yanks/).
Now, put Chris Pritchett at first, Bobby Rose at second, Pete Coachmen at third, and let's go win.
by GarretSaysSuckIt on Sep 25, 2008 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you better start listening to Rev..
And stop making stupid assumptions about things that you don’t seem to really know about. As he asked, are you in the clubhouse gauging the team chemistry? You seem to talk as if you KNOW these things about Ichiro are true. If making a lot of money means you should be a leader, then where is Silva, Washburn, Batista, (As Rev mentioned) Sexson and Vidro, etc mentioned? Is it because he is the only overpaid player that is any good (aside Beltre)?
I don’t keep it a secret that I dislike the Angels VERY much. But that is because I am a BASEBALL FAN and that is just part of the excitement and compeitiveness of being a baseball fan. I think Frankie looks like an ass every time he saves a meaningless game that there wasn’t much question over yet still flips out like it’s the World Series. I still respect the guy and the team’s accomplishments as a fan of baseball. If you want to talk about someone looking goofy out on the field, look at Vlad flailing around out there (although goddamn that guy can mash; somehow). I guess with the user name GarretSaysSuckIt you can’t really expect much though.
by seamariners85 on Sep 26, 2008 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Are you in the locker room?
Is he is such a great guy why have I been reading articles about him being a cancer for three years or so?
The Mariners are an abortion.
The Angels may have beat them 8 times in a row, but winning three before they do is all that matters.
No.
And where in my post did I say that he was wrong? Ichiro may be a dick. May not be. I wasn’t the one making any claims, may want to re-read that.
by seamariners85 on Sep 26, 2008 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
"I think you better start listening to Rev..
And stop making stupid assumptions about things that you don’t seem to really know about. As he asked, are you in the clubhouse gauging the team chemistry? You seem to talk as if you KNOW these things about Ichiro are true."
You talk as if this guy is making baseless claims. My point is if he isn’t clubhouse cancer why have I been reading he is for the last three years.
You may want to reread your post.
The Angels may have beat them 8 times in a row, but winning three before they do is all that matters.
He may not be making completely baseless claims..
There is an article there (although its by ESPN, who takes their info from Baker’s Times piece and uses the same ‘anonymous source’), but who is to say that Ichiro is the one at fault. You’ve heard negative stuff surrounding Ichiro, but the M’s have been shitty for a few years now. Im sure if they were winning it wouldn’t be as big of a problem.
So his claims may not be completely baselss, but they are quite ignorant and extremely biased. Claiming teammates would want to knock Ichiro out because of the way he runs, swings, dresses? Because the back of his jersey says “Ichiro” and not “Suzuki”? And I have a hard time believing Ichiro is the first lefty to have a ‘running swing.’
Like I said, I dislike the Angels, but I don’t want to knock Vlad out for being awkward looking out there. And if for some reason he was a problem in their clubhouse, i doubt it would be for that reason.
“It is an ego-massaging clubhouse alright; The entire team does nothing but help Ichiro stroke his own ego.”
Sounds like a stupid, baseless claim to me. They help him stroke his ego by wanting to knock him out? They think he is a cancer, yet they feed his ego?
by seamariners85 on Sep 26, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Ichiro is a stud no matter what you think
He went nuts on the Japan team and made them World Champs. He showed up in Seattle and turned that team into a contender, then broke the hits record in a season. Then the upper office screws up and sends the team to the toilet.
I don’t only think that Ichiro is a team player, Ichiro would and has given his all to win at any cost. Not many days on the DL that I can remember.
Ichiro is pissed because hes getting the shaft from the front office, and he’s putting the blame where it belongs. On the overpaid, under performing ones. And they start to act like 10 time all stars when someone tells them what to do.
If this was the Halos, Arte would have had Sosh DFA’d the whole crew.
From all accounts he sounds to be a very selfish teammate.
The Angels may have beat them 8 times in a row, but winning three before they do is all that matters.
I have read
that some of them are upset that he only seems to care about his BA. He wont risk diving for balls in the OF or risk getting hurt slilding into 2nd on a steal attempt. Early in the year, his manager suggested that he should be capable of stealing 80 bases (lofty goal I know, but that was the goal anyway.) The grumbling also included his (suggested) aversion to taking a walk in favor of trying to raise his BA by swinging away. While I did not follow the M’s very carefully this year and have no real opinion of the above statements, the local papers are full of similar comments.
While it seems like 100+million should buy more than 60 wins, it sure looked early on that this team was going to blow in a major way. Perhaps he shut down the team goals and worked on personal goals when it became clear that this season was shot. Just my 2 cents.
Lamest poster of all-time.
by ineptituderunsamok on Sep 26, 2008 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Any chance that's why he can't fit in
in an MLB clubhouse? Not that there’s anything wrong with that (accumulating hits, that is).
Now, put Chris Pritchett at first, Bobby Rose at second, Pete Coachmen at third, and let's go win.
by GarretSaysSuckIt on Sep 25, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
So what you really disagree with
is that he looks effeminate while playing the game well?
If GA wasn't so Lazy, I'd have something clever here.
by TheTypingFiend on Sep 26, 2008 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
No, that's the part that I find
But you’re not the only one that read it that way.
I hate to see him at the plate when the Angels play the M’s, I think his style is funny (and reminds me of softball), and I enjoy rooting against him whenever I watch the M’s.
All the other stuff was just me trying to have some fun. Admittedly juvenile, but, hey, what can I say, some of us never grew up (yes, I still think farts are funny too).
Now, put Chris Pritchett at first, Bobby Rose at second, Pete Coachmen at third, and let's go win.
by GarretSaysSuckIt on Sep 26, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
amusing, that's the part that I find amusing
sorry.
Now, put Chris Pritchett at first, Bobby Rose at second, Pete Coachmen at third, and let's go win.
by GarretSaysSuckIt on Sep 26, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
The thing that bugs me is when he's at bat...
and he raises his bat with his left hand and uses his right hand to adjust his jersey. From behind the plate it looks like he’s making that thumb across the throat “you’re dead” motion.
Driven into right-center field, Erstad says he has it...the Angels, world champions!
I understand the desire to attack Ichiro.
I mean, he’s playing for the Angels’ prime division rival. And you’re in a tight race with them for the division title. Wait… hold on…
Actually, I don’t get this. Why even bother going after the marquis player on one of the worst teams in baseball? Seriously?
From the article, M’s manager Riggleman:
“It’s seventh-grade mentality. It’s pettiness, jealousy, pointing fingers, deflecting responsibility, lack of accountability, lack of character.”
Loved Shields' strikeout
of Ichiro last night!
Now, put Chris Pritchett at first, Bobby Rose at second, Pete Coachmen at third, and let's go win.
by GarretSaysSuckIt on Sep 25, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Juan Rivera...
will be playing, but GMJ is hitting pretty well; hud says JRivera will play this weekend.
Wow. Parallel universes in action.
Hey DR, your anti-matter equivalent is posting your same thoughts in the post-game thread jsut minutes behind you!
Francisco Rodriguez: 2006 to Present: 149 saves. 5 Panthers. As fabulous as Pride, Romero, Gregg, Budde and Dino Ebel combined.
Thanks for catching that...
got side-tracked and started posting here instead of the post-game thread. Hope you’ll excuse my brain-fart! ;)
by Downing Rules on Sep 26, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
He gets goin' so fast sometimes...
One of these days he’s going to swallow his tongue.
"i got 5ive on it"
haha.. "#1 Recording Artist SMASHMOUTH!"
I kept busting up every time he’d go nuts over that.
by seamariners85 on Sep 26, 2008 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
And apparently the Mariner's entire locker room wants to knock out Ichiro too.
Or so says Comcast sports update. The M’s had to have a team meeting to relieve some of the tension and Ichiro was afraid he was going to get ganged up on by the rest of the team.
Driven into right-center field, Erstad says he has it...the Angels, world champions!
A few points
I used to HATE Ichiro. The media and his fans (mostly Japanese) made him out to be the sun god for the first few seasons, but that has worn off a bit.
As far as the name on his jersey thing goes, isn’t that because in the Japanese culture, first and last names are basically switched? I don’t care if he’s got his first name on his jersey if it’s the Japanes equivalent to a last name.
Lastly, the only thing that still bugs me about Ichiro is the girly-ness you speak of. But not so much because it’s girly, more so because he is fundamentally unsound as a ballplayer. If I had a boy, I’d make my son watch Ichiro play and say, “Do the opposite of everything he does.” He steps in the bucket when he hits, and “oleys” his catches in the outfield instead of using two hands. Those are two things I was taught not to do on like day one of little league.
Shine on, luminous panthers!
Agreed on the name thing.
Unless all the other Japanese players here do it differently.
Driven into right-center field, Erstad says he has it...the Angels, world champions!
Didn't Hideo Nomo put his last name on the back
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by halofan4life on Sep 26, 2008 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions
What about Matsui? The other MAtsui and every other Japanes player?
I think it is that Brazilian soccer bullshit
The Angels may have beat them 8 times in a row, but winning three before they do is all that matters.
Actually, in Japanese culture...
you call someone you don’t know by their last name and add a -san to it. In Suzuki’s case, Suzuki-san (Mr. Suzuki). Only with good friends (in my experience with Japanese) can you call them by their first name and without the -san.
by Downing Rules on Sep 26, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Chinese usually switch given names and surnames, not Japanese
But that is because there are so far fewer different Chinese surnames. The Japanese got into the idea of surnames relatively recently and went wild with them, so there are many.
“Ichiro” literally translates to “first son”. There could be many reasons why he prefers that name to “Suzuki”. Those reasons could range from vainglory to a personal honorific towards his father to a preference for Yamaha motorcycles.
As long as the guy keeps producing monstrous results as a pro athlete, he earns the right to put whatever he wants on his own back. Be thankful he has not chosen “Yusuk”.
Francisco Rodriguez: 2006 to Present: 149 saves. 5 Panthers. As fabulous as Pride, Romero, Gregg, Budde and Dino Ebel combined.
Preference for Yamaha motorycles has to be the reason
Nice one – that made me laugh.
By these standards, I am certain that Kasuke Fukudome prefers to play baseball outdoors and chooses to display that preference on his back.
by Big Easy Halofan on Sep 26, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
i consistantly mispronounced that name for a long time before someone explained it to me
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by halofan4life on Sep 26, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Mooched from Wikipedia
Ichiro made his Pacific League debut in 1992 at the age of 18, but he spent most of his first two seasons in the farm system because of his manager’s refusal to accept Ichiro’s unorthodox swing.
The swing, nicknamed ‘pendulum’ because of the pendulum-like motion of his leg, shifting the weight forward as he swung the bat, was considered to go against conventional hitting theory. Even though he hit a home run off Hideo Nomo, who later won the rookie of the year award in the majors leagues as a Dodger, Ichiro was sent back to the farm system on that very day.
In 1994, he benefited from the arrival of a new manager who played him every day in the second spot of the lineup. He was eventually moved to the leadoff spot for the Blue Wave, where his immediate productivity dissolved any misgivings about his uncoventional swing.
It was during the 1994 season that he began to use his given name, “Ichiro” instead of his family name, “Suzuki” on the back of his uniform. Suzuki is the second most common family name in Japan, and his manager introduced the idea as a publicity stunt to help create a new image for what had been a relatively weak team, as well as a way to distinguish their rising star.
Initially, Ichiro disliked the practice and was embarrassed by it; “Ichiro” was a household name by the end of the season and he was flooded with endorsement offers.
All of it here – Ichiro Suzuki
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Well in that case the name change is lame.
Family before self ala los japonesas. Publicity be damned.
Driven into right-center field, Erstad says he has it...the Angels, world champions!
If that name change is lame...
what are your thoughts on Mr. Ocho Cinco? ;)
by Downing Rules on Sep 26, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Ocho Cinco is Awesome
Too bad the Man (Reebok & Mr Goodell) are conspiring to keep him down.
If GA wasn't so Lazy, I'd have something clever here.
by TheTypingFiend on Sep 26, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
One could argue he's serving the same purpose on the Mariners
Terrible team, one star player who is marketed to try to get fans in the seats.
Family first, but a good team is like a family. So what if he was using his first name to distinguish himself instead of having the equivalent of Smith or Jones on the back of his uni.
Also most rookie players are going to listen to their managers’ suggestions.
If GA wasn't so Lazy, I'd have something clever here.
by TheTypingFiend on Sep 26, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
If I remember correctly
There was a game thread earlier this season where almost everyone had the opinion they’d like to have Ichiro on the Angels and the Halos should trade for him.
I still think that. The guy can hit (can you imagine how many runs he’d score hitting in front or Teix, Vlad, and Hunter?), and although he may have declined in the field a bit, he’s still got a gun in the outfield. I also think the language barrior might have something to do with people’s attitude. Kinda hard to be one of the guys when you don’t speak their language. I agree with one point in the referenced article about professional hitters. They work hard at their skill and it might come across like they’re putting themselves before the team. I recently had that thought while watching the Bostock video and Rod Carew was comparing Bostock to himself. And how he was going to be great too.
Ichiro would be welcome on my favorite team anyday.
I was uncool before uncool was cool.
I lived in 2 other countries
and it is hard to fully integrate yourself into a culture (even moreso if there is a language barrier.) Perhaps his cultural exclusion led his teammates to have trust issues etc with him.
Lamest poster of all-time.
by ineptituderunsamok on Sep 26, 2008 10:32 AM PDT reply actions
Really?
What are we talking about here? I hate posts like this. You came here to express elation at the fact that someone may, or may not have wanted to knock Ichiro out? Not only is this a non-story, but it only serves to satisfy those who prefer dirt off the field, rather than the dirt on it. For example:
The guy runs around the field looking like a little girl trying to keep from peeing her pants.
Aside from the general creepiness of the analogy, this and similar statements are the reasons you give for hoping this is true. You never sited one incident, besides the name on the uniform, that would justify a beating. It’s more like, “He looks feminine when he plays. Let’s kick his ass.” Maybe you should spend a little less time on what’s happening below his belt. But that’s what I expect from people who like these kinds of stories.
I’d knock that 150 pound midget into the dirt if given a legal chance.
Never seen you before in my life, and I’m putting a grand on Ichiro.
The story only confirms what I always suspected; Ichiro’s selfish and his teammates can’t stand him.
The story actually confirms NOTHING, except the fact that people love to spread gossip, and it’s found it’s way to pro sports. The title itself suggests it’s hearsay: Mariners player reportedly threatened to ‘knock out’ Ichiro during season. REPORTEDLY. Never mind that it doesn’t even site who supposedly said it. The only people quoted in the article, whose names are stated, actually defended him. Riggleman goes on to say that he remembers no incident, and that there was never any meeting to discuss it. So where is the confirmation that his teammates can’t stand him? Was it on Perez Hilton? TMZ perhaps?
One more thing: That motherfucker can flat out RAKE! And you would be one of the first ones on that cock you so bizarrely referred to should the Angels ever be luck enough to land him. Or maybe you just hate turtlenecks that much.
White trashin' the 909
by Red114 on Sep 26, 2008 3:17 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Guy's 5'9", 160lbs, and skinny as hell
I bet he’d put up one good fight.
If GA wasn't so Lazy, I'd have something clever here.
by TheTypingFiend on Sep 26, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
He knows kung fu, as well; i am sure of it...
(sorry for the stereotyping).
by Downing Rules on Sep 26, 2008 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably owns a katana or two as well.
If GA wasn't so Lazy, I'd have something clever here.
by TheTypingFiend on Sep 26, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
and walks around Seattle with two cameras around his neck
by Downing Rules on Sep 26, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
& a fanny pack
If GA wasn't so Lazy, I'd have something clever here.
by TheTypingFiend on Sep 26, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Just joking around, really
Just joking around, really…
Though apparently it’s only funny to me (hell, not the first time).
There can be no debate about the results that Ichiro gets…he’s amazing, sorry if I wasn’t clear enough about that part. I can’t stand Barry Bonds, either, but there was a time when he would have been appealing as the Angels’ DH (and, yes, I’d sooner have Ichiro on the team than Bonds).
And, to be clear, if Ichiro were available as a free agent right now, I would hope he and Arte could come to an agreement and that whatever issues might develop would be ironed out by the Angels’ notoriously strong clubhouse chemistry. I don’t, in any way, deny Ichiro’s talent…a few more seasons of this and he’s a first-ballot Hall of Famer. It is good to know, though, that effeminate baseball players in turtlenecks have such staunch defenders…lord knows how we’ve held them down over the years.
I don’t dislike Ichiro just because he looks like a girl playing softball, I just find it amusing. Since he plays on a (former) division rival, it makes it all the more fun joke. If KROD pulled his act for another team, for example, I’d love to hate him too…it’s just the way baseball is.
Come to think of it, it’s not that dissimilar to the Japanese proverb that states, "the nail that sticks out gets hammered down" (maybe paraphrasing a bit there). Ichiro "sticks out," both because of his talent and because of his very unique (to the less serious, girly) style of play.
Perhaps I could have thrown together a more tactful "fanpost" but, again, I’m not taking things quite as seriously or reading into them quite so deeply.
Besides, had I been more tactful about things, we never would have been able to see your good response (quite serious about that, btw).
Pitching around him, incidentally, seems to be gaining in the poll.
Now, put Chris Pritchett at first, Bobby Rose at second, Pete Coachmen at third, and let's go win.
by GarretSaysSuckIt on Sep 26, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Ichiro could fit in to the Angels' clubhouse
as long as he agreed to learn spanish
If GA wasn't so Lazy, I'd have something clever here.
by TheTypingFiend on Sep 26, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently, he speaks a little Spanish too.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/print?page=ichiro
Now, put Chris Pritchett at first, Bobby Rose at second, Pete Coachmen at third, and let's go win.
by GarretSaysSuckIt on Sep 26, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
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Willie Mays Aikens is FREeeeeeeee
by Angel Aviator on Sep 26, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
And
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/114/285335713_ec6dc8eb90.jpg?v=0
Willie Mays Aikens is FREeeeeeeee
by Angel Aviator on Sep 26, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
My wife and I had been wondering
what happened to that shirt of hers.
Now, put Chris Pritchett at first, Bobby Rose at second, Pete Coachmen at third, and let's go win.
by GarretSaysSuckIt on Sep 26, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
An earlier Geoff Baker article
would suggest that Carlos Silva, Felix Hernandez, and/or Jarrod Washburn could be very likely suspects (http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/mariners/2008101921_mari09.html) to “knock out” Ichiro. Who the hell else are they talking about?
And it’s not just Geoff Baker, either…Jerry Brewer even calls out Ichiro’s “self-serving ways” (http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/jerrybrewer/2008201564_brewer250.html).
One of the primary complaints among Mariner fans willing to admit that something is amiss with Ichiro was on display in the last series agains the Angels. Perhaps you remember it. If I recall correctly, runners on first and third, two out M’s trailing by one. Ichiro tries to bunt but Figgins makes a nice play and gets him at first by a whisper to end the inning. Why is he bunting there, in a one-run game, when he hits the way he does? Given the chance to tie the game with a single, Ichiro would prefer to reach base via the bunt.
M’s fans don’t disagree that Ichiro tries that play fairly often, but they do disagree on its merit.
Now, put Chris Pritchett at first, Bobby Rose at second, Pete Coachmen at third, and let's go win.
by GarretSaysSuckIt on Sep 27, 2008 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Want to know why the Mariners lost 100+ games this season?
Two words: Culture War. The Ichiro incident is just the tip of the iceberg. Esteemed factions of the press have correctly identified that the Culture War is in fact society’s greatest challenge. Oh sure, some will say, "The Mariners are 13th in runs, OBP, and SLG. And a poor Defensive Efficiency Ratio doomed a below-average pitching staff. That’s why they lost so many games." To which I say, "Isn’t that the same kind of gobbledygook language that started this whole Wall Street mess?"
Throw out the numbers, people. This is all about an ongoing, disastrous clubhouse culture war that took down a Mariners team destined to be the 2008 AL WEST CHAMPIONS and reduced them into a 100+ loss fiasco. The Ichiro incident has now been disclosed to the public, but it is the alleged altercations/confrontations that have NOT been reported which truly shed light as to why things went so wrong. (The following incidents could not be verified or substantiated. According to unnamed sources these may or may not have taken place, but hey, maybe they did happen.)
1) Following another tough loss, the following confrontation occurred in the clubhouse during the post-game meal:
Sexson: "WTF?? Who got f***** salsa on my f***** quiche?!!! Seriously!!!! WHO THE F**** GOT THEIR F**** SALSA ON MY QUICHE???!!!!!!! Vidro?Vidro?? Was it you, YOU FAT F***!!!!!!!! YOU RUINED MY QUICHE, YOU ******* SON OF A B****!!!!!
Sexson then threw a batting helmet at Vidro (which of course missed) and the fight was on. Both players have since been released. Coincidence? I think not.
2) Sometime in June, several hours before game-time, shortstop Yuniesky Betancourt sat back in front of the TV in the player’s lounge and flipped on the DVD player so he could watch "Wedding Crashers" for the 15th time. To his confused bewilderment, the title sequence to "Godzilla vs. Megalon" flashed across the TV screen.
Yuni: "Godzilla? Megalon?? Megalon WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! ICHIROOOOOOHHHH!!!!! DAMN YOU ICHIRO!!!!!!!! IMA GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I could go on. Like the other day when J.J. Putz, much to his anger, found some Barbra Streisand CDs and The Ethel Merman Disco Album in his locker which had been placed there accidentally. The true owner has yet to step forward. Anyway, it got Putz so upset and unfocused that he surrendered the game-winning HR last night. And how about the night of the cleveland steamers? Well, that’s just unprintable.
Ain't no stoppin' us now. We got the groove!
by Fan Since 1981 on Sep 26, 2008 3:50 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
No Ichiro Fan here
but the little bastard can hit. Would I teach others to hit using his style Nah……but he can hit and he is a burner (runs well). Teams have adjusted to him a little through the years but the guy plays everyday and racks up AB’d like nobody else. Infielders have learned you need to play in all around the infield because if you back up trying to protect against that hit in the hole he will beat it out and playing back allows him to beat balls out hit right in front of you.
I do know that there was problems with the way Ichiro was handled and there was problems with management on how Ichiro and Hargrove got along with one another that lead to Hargrove leaving. It was a battle Hargrove could not win. Not with the dynamics of the ownership in Mariner land. One only has to look at the fact Ichiro was not signing a contract with the club that was out on the table, and Ichiro even said he was wanting to explore the free agent market. Yet Hargrove leaves and less then 2 weeks later Ichiro signs the extension with the Mariners. That isn’t odd to anyone else?
Lot of players liked Mike Hargrove and the team was 11 games above .500 and had won their last 7 when Hargrove left the club. That can make some players upset! By no means should the clubhouse issues ever make it to the public. That is in house stuff and who ever said something to the print media is an idiot.
There is also a lot of talk about how Ichiro did not want to be the CF and wanted to play RF which caused problems for Hargrove and John McLaren. That was a one of the selfish things I had heard about him in the baseball circles not to mention the thing about stealing more bags was meet with distaste by Ichiro as well because he feared it would mess with his CS% where he is currently 4th all time in MLB. He was also asked to drive the ball more by Hargrove but again he would not do it in fear of his career BA suffering. I myself have seen him play a game where in the 8th inning with 2 outs and down by 1 run and a runner on 2nd he tried to bunt his way on base instead of driving in the tying run. That right there is a sign of a player caring more about himself then the team.
I can see were some teammates would become disenchanted by his selfishness. Remember these guys are not playing with one another on a Sunday Rec softball team and they are not all buddy buddy with one another and there will be issues from time to time but when a player/coach losses a job or the in Hargroves case the desire to be at the yard it will cause some to become upset.
As far as that bullshit word chemistry that is thrown around so easily by some I am going to tell you that winning builds chemistry! You will never fine anyone on a losing team, or a team that loses a 100 games that says “yeah but I sure love losing with these guys”
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by Angel Aviator on Sep 26, 2008 3:53 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I think Ichiro is a fantastic and original baseball talent
And this post is shit. Though the Aviator brings up some interesting points above.
A telltale sign of a bad organization (baseball or otherwise) is when they blame their failures on their best performer. Jarrod Washburn’s a helluva competitor, but he’s been a mediocre pitcher now for five of the last six seasons, and no amount of team-first juju (which he has in spades, being a proper Angel) will make him a more valuable player than the guy who (oooo!!) runs like a girl, pads his base-hit numbers, and shows up every damned day to work better than most anybody else.
Baseball’s a weird sport. It’s a team game, but filled a thousand individual acts. Guys go about their business in a thousand different ways, coming from hundreds of different cultural traditions, fueled by any number of selfish, numerical, or just plain weirdo motivations. You think Vladdy wasn’t mixing in some singles through the open infield holes on the right side to get up above .300 these past two weeks? Think Steve Garvey wasn’t laying down some late-game drag bunts in blowouts in order to get to 200?
The management trick is to not let the idiosyncracies of the stars become the dominant storyline & vibe in the workplace. Which is one of many reasons we had to rid ourselves of Mo Vaughn. I have no idea, of course, but I would doubt that Ichiro is anywhere near Fat Mo’s level of cancerdom, if for no other reason that he keeps himself in incredible shape, and makes the most out of his body. I consider it a pleasure that we get to see him play more than most, and I look forward to him being the first Japanese player in the Hall of Fame.
"And lose that ridiculous turtleneck Mr. Bentley."
The quote above is from the original post. This Mr. Bentley, is it Harry Bentley? As in George and Weezy’s neighbour? And yes, he would be their “neighbour”, given the character’s British roots.
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