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TBS, Harold Reynolds & the ALDS Drinking Game.

For all of you who are watching why baseball is so amazing today, you will understand the annoyance that is Harold Reynolds.  Im really trying to enjoy watching the Mets collapse for the second year in a row, yet I cannot because Harold thinks he is bird calling.

 

The man will not stop whistling.

Normally broadcasters who are horrible/annoying/call games for the White Sox are tolerable because its usually for a three game set at most. Unfortunately TBS has picked up the ALDS, NLDS, and ALCS. That means, God willing, we get two Angel playoff series with Mr Whistles calling the games.

 

Which made me think, you could probably make a drinking game out of it. Hell, lets make a bunch of rules for it.

 

So with my collective HH breathren, I now embark upon collecting a set of drinking rules to ease the pain of not only hearing someone whistle nearly every pitch, but also non-stop Red Sox ball sucking throughout the first round.

 

Ill start:

 

-Take a drink everytime Harold Reynolds whistles.

-Take a drink everytime someone calls Dustin Pedoria the possible, or definite  "MVP of the American League"

-Take a drink everytime The Yankees are mentioned for no reason.

-Take a drink everytime you want to punch Kevin Youkilis in the face.

-Chug a bunch whenever an inspirational video montage about Dustin Pedoria plays.

 

Your turn, you try!

This Fan-Post is authored by an independent fan and may or may not be a reflection of human evolution, divine enlightenment or nine cans into a 12-pack.

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Take a drink everytime you want to punch Kevin Youkilis in the face.

I’m not sure my liver can take that much alcohol

Angels fan since '67

by red floyd on Sep 28, 2008 2:52 PM PDT   0 recs

I want to REMEMBER the game!

If GA wasn't so Lazy, I'd have something clever here.

by TheTypingFiend on Sep 28, 2008 4:46 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Take a drink every time they show the Manny Ramirez HR from last year.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Sep 28, 2008 3:13 PM PDT   0 recs

Funny thing about that guy...

They’re shoving him down America’s throat but I’m not sure America has a use for him.

Hasn’t Rich Little been out of work since the ’80’s? I think his last gig was the whole answering machine tape thing.

Now, put Chris Pritchett at first, Bobby Rose at second, Pete Coachmen at third, and let's go win.

by GarretSaysSuckIt on Sep 28, 2008 3:47 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Rich Little did get a gig at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner in April 2007.

But that was in large part because 1) he is so completely inoffensive and 2) the White House and the press got a major ass-whuppin’ at the hands of Stephen Colbert the previous year.

Ain't no stoppin' us now. We got the groove!

by Fan Since 1981 on Sep 28, 2008 7:24 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

With all mthis drinking

your not going to remember anything past the top of the 2nd inning

by Seik1177 on Sep 28, 2008 3:41 PM PDT   0 recs

Let's not forget our recovering friends...

some suggestions:

1. Drink every time Jeff Mathis throws out a base stealer.
2. Drink every time Justin Speier pitches in a close game.
3. Drink every time G.A. walks.
4. Drink every time Reggie Willits enters the game in any capacity other than pinch-runner.

Now, put Chris Pritchett at first, Bobby Rose at second, Pete Coachmen at third, and let's go win.

by GarretSaysSuckIt on Sep 28, 2008 4:02 PM PDT   0 recs

There's gonna be alotta Angel fans

Suffering alcohol poisoning across SoCal Wednesday.

YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....

by halofolife on Sep 28, 2008 4:27 PM PDT   0 recs

We've Up!

"why do you we still have quitlin?" -VladdyG

by cupie on Sep 28, 2008 4:33 PM PDT   0 recs

Man those are some hardcore rules

I can drink with anyone, not necessarily under the table but can hold my own. But Rule No. 4 will get me really drunk because I ALWAYS want to punch Kevin Youkilis in the face. Pedroia as well.

I’ll play along as best I can, but it’s gonna be tough. Hopefully Lack throws a good game Wednesday and this should be an easy series.

Don't call me Desmond

by highlandhalo on Sep 28, 2008 6:13 PM PDT   0 recs

"-Take a drink everytime you want to punch Kevin Youkilis in the face."

I got an IV of Everclear hooked up to my arm right now

by eyespy on Sep 28, 2008 6:46 PM PDT   0 recs

lol

I just posted an Open Letter to the Chowds who might linger about here. Help out.

Don't call me Desmond

by highlandhalo on Sep 28, 2008 6:58 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

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