Richard Brandon Wood - What to Call Him?
by acuda27 on Sep 8, 2008 3:40 PM PDT
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PrintAs Rev Pointed out, Wood calls himself Brandon not Richard because he does not want to be called "Dick Wood" like alot of people have been calling him on this blog (Ive done it a couple times.)
So if he does not like being called Richard we should respect him and not use that name. He is BRANDON WOOD! BUT all players have nick names and Wood needs one.
I looked around and came up with SHERIFF WOODY. He will one day be the face of this franchise (I HOPE) so he needs a name strong nick name Big Daddy Vladdy hence the name SHERIFF WOODY.
I got this name from Toy Story as you all might know.
Sheriff Woody also has pull string quotes.
"Reach for the sky!" This would be used when wood Hits a Home Run.
"There's a snake in my boot!" This would be used when he does an error to cover it up.
"You're my favorite deputy!" This would be used when Wood does a GREAT play or a CLUTCH HIT.
"Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!" This would be used when Wood and/or the bats are cold.
"This town ain't big enough for the two of us!" A Brandon Wood Walk Off
"Yeehaw! Giddyup, partner! We've got to get this wagon train a'movin'!" When the offense is having a BIG INNING and Wood is part of it. Or when he is batting with runners on and we have "0" runs on the board.
"Howdy Partners, My name is Woody." When Wood has A MULTI HOME RUN game or is the PANTHER OF THE GAME.
Now I would like to know how you guys would use the pull string quotes?
Stirrups had the Gene Autry take on Brandon
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3 Wood
Somebody came up with this in Rev’s thread. I like it.
Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)
You sure know your Woody quotes ;-)
My sons love Toy Story and see it like 3 times a week, and I couldn’t think of the last two!
Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)
last time he was up
we came up with Sweeney Wood.
after a few jokes, he went from being a barber to being a demon barber, or Sweeney Todd… hence, Sweeney Wood, the Demon Hitter of Katella.
Mike Scioscia: He provides to unlike method of your team member.
I like 3 Wood.
To be honest, I really didn’t know why people were saying “Dick Wood”. I thought it was some HH thing(which I guess it is), but I agree…his name is Brandon!
Although it could be worse for him:
Whatever dude.
Richard is HIS FIRST NAME
Poeple call Richards “Dick”…..it aint a HH thing.
Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I meant an HH thing as in some weird nickname...like I said, I was unaware his real name is Richard, so it didn't make sense to me.
I was aware that people named Richard may go by Dick. Calling someone Dick that doesn’t prefer to go by that name is a dick move, though.
Whatever dude.
by Mayheminthehood on Sep 8, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
It is a bummer of a name...especially for a "pitcher"
He is still a coach for the Reds. I think he can also qualify for the All-Ugly team as a coach.
rofl
nice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlTvSUCCqPo
by ANewFoundThrice on Sep 8, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Some suggestions.
Clint (Eastwood)
Possibly upgraded to “Squinty” if we really wanted to get obscure.
~Till the Halo burns out...
that has an unlimited amount of potentially awesome posts when he does something good, too
Mike Scioscia: He provides to unlike method of your team member.
That's the idea.
The awesomeness of the nickname hopefully rubs off on the player. ;-P
~Till the Halo burns out...
I like this one just because it has so much potential.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Prospect.
Until he proves otherwise.
Francisco Rodriguez: 201 career saves. 4 career Panthers, almost 1/2 as awesome as GMJ.
Prospect Wood....I like
Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You mean "Prospector"?
Francisco Rodriguez: 201 career saves. 4 career Panthers, almost 1/2 as awesome as GMJ.
Stinky Pete
That’s who he is.
Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)
3 is the Magic Number
Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And the magic number shall be three.
Thou shalt not count 4, nor 2, excepting that thou then proceedest onto 3. Five is right out.
Angels fan since '67
if thoust counts to 4, thou has gone too far, and 2 is too soon
Exceeding expectations is less a matter of luck than possession of certain assets.
by anaheim angels on Sep 8, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Five
Five is right out.
Bye Bye Ohio, hello Valencia!
by anaheimisnotla on Sep 9, 2008 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I was close
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7b4_1188902156
4 thy shall not count, nor shall thy count 2, unless of course, it is followed by 3
Exceeding expectations is less a matter of luck than possession of certain assets.
by anaheim angels on Sep 8, 2008 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Prospect Wood
= Prospector (following the Toy Store lead by Acuda)
= Stinky Pete
“And Stinky Pete strikes out swingin’” sounds kinda nice.
Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)
Dick - Pete - Wood
This kid just can’t escape it.
by TheTypingFiend on Sep 8, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe he beats Torii at the Dominoes
and takes the title of Hula Dula
by TheTypingFiend on Sep 8, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
You all be me to it you bastards
And I was the one who came up with the nick in the first place. You should all be ashamed until we spray champagne on each other.
Don't call me Desmond
Some dumb ideas
Brandon goes to:
Don
Don Wood
The Don Wood
or
Don Woodingly
or
BW
or
B Dubya
He's not a 3 wood...he's a driver!
Driver is my vote!
Whodathunk we would be rooting for a former Ranger come August...?
Heck yeah.
The guy had TaylorMade Burner written all over him yesterday.
Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)
Or, if you prefer Callaway...
BIG BERTHA
Hey you! What are horse mackerel!
Hey, the chair are sailing! You believe that I am toad of the month!
(Yes, that is K-Rod's entry music, translated)
I was thinkin the same thing
until i saw he was #3 so on the back of his jersey it litearly reads 3-wood (that is if you read bottom to top)
Exceeding expectations is less a matter of luck than possession of certain assets.
by anaheim angels on Sep 9, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
what about Bdub?
There is an "Angel in the outfield" and his name is GA! ps. he is lazy but not a bum GO HALOS!
Nothing that
reminds me of our President will be a sufficient nickname for Mr. Wood.
Sheriff Woody is my vote.
Jim Scully
Tiger Woods hits his 3-wood 300 yards
So a 3-Wood can still go a helluva long way. A bomb to center is only 400 feet.
I like 3-Wood, especially since that’s his number and he golfs a lot of homers.
Don't call me Desmond
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