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Richard Brandon Wood - What to Call Him?

As Rev Pointed out, Wood calls himself Brandon not Richard because he does not want to be called "Dick Wood" like alot of people have been calling him on this blog (Ive done it a couple times.)

So if he does not like being called Richard we should respect him and not use that name. He is BRANDON WOOD! BUT all players have nick names and Wood needs one.

I looked around and came up with SHERIFF WOODY. He will one day be the face of this franchise (I HOPE) so he needs a name strong nick name Big Daddy Vladdy hence the name SHERIFF WOODY.

I got this name from Toy Story as you all might know.

Sheriff Woody also has pull string quotes.

"Reach for the sky!" This would be used when wood Hits a Home Run.

"There's a snake in my boot!" This would be used when he does an error to cover it up.

"You're my favorite deputy!" This would be used when Wood does a GREAT play or a CLUTCH HIT.

"Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!" This would be used when Wood and/or the bats are cold.

"This town ain't big enough for the two of us!" A Brandon Wood Walk Off

"Yeehaw! Giddyup, partner! We've got to get this wagon train a'movin'!" When the offense is having a BIG INNING and Wood is part of it. Or when he is batting with runners on and we have "0" runs on the board.

"Howdy Partners, My name is Woody." When Wood has A MULTI HOME RUN game or is the PANTHER OF THE GAME.

Now I would like to know how you guys would use the pull string quotes?

Stirrups had the Gene Autry take on Brandon

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