Secret glimpse of SideSalad and Black Magic?
Alright...so I had too much time at work earlier today, and I started searching for Angels stuff that was interesting. I didn't get too much Halos Heaven fodder, BUT....the next two links are to Myspace pages of Angels players that I think are real("real" meaning they have/had to do with the player in question).
The Black Magic one is obviously him but it's obviously OLD.
Napoli though...looks like whoever's doing the upkeep is doing a good job.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=55637133
This is what is supposed to be Ervin's
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=185221963
Sorry if these things have been posted before, but I thought they were kinda funny...especially that Naps logged on Sept. 6 and his "status" was "Hungover".
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Nap's Myspace is old news.....
Thats how he got the nickname NIPPLES…..
His main picture was of him without a shirt in a pool…….and he had big canadian bacons.
Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This sure looks like ervin

Exceeding expectations is less a matter of luck than possession of certain assets.
Photo Shop......
Look at his shoulders and the shadow……..someone took this pick at a club or something then made it seem like he’s at home.
Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whomever did that photshop job sure spent a lot of time on it for a profile that had no friends or comments....my summation is that it was a candid pic, someone was like "hey im gonna use this as a myspace pic for you" and it was a joke between homies
There are spots on the lens…spots that are on the foreground as well as his shirt/shoulders/chest.
It could be photoshopped, but the dude would’ve had to have spent way more time on this but not made use of the ruse. Would you spend a lot of time to make something look that good, but not any time on following through with the prank and actually try to get friends, etc…on myspace?
Whatever dude.
by Mayheminthehood on Sep 8, 2008 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
SIMPLER EXPLANATION:
Ervin set a page up one day and was like… NOW WHAT… and that was the end of that, whereas Napster is totally hooked in.
Here is a GREAT shot of Ervin and Napoli:
Escobar has a myspace page, he updates photos one in a while.
I hear ya. I've seriously known at least 5 friends/girlies that have done exactly that...set up a profile, uploaded a pic...then never used the account(for better or worse, depending on your feelings of myspace).
Either way, that Ervin pic is real.
Thanks for the tip on Kelvim’s Myspace. I kinda figured as much, with his HH nickname and all.
Whatever dude.
by Mayheminthehood on Sep 8, 2008 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Escobar won't be my friend...
[sniff] …It’s cause I’m not a whore, isn’t it Kelvim?! [sob]
"I've got more action than my man John Woo
And I've got mad hits like I was Rod Carew" - Shure Shot, The Beastie Boys
looks like
a pic taken at spring training, in an extended-stay kinda place. Notice the TP (northern ultra), laundry detergent bottle & various bags of stuff on top of the cabinets in the kitchenette. Ervin’s hair is a lot longer now, too.
Dude, they look so TUFF in that picture...but they can't really be THAT cool.
NO WAY, NO DAY.
Cupie looks like he smells good, by the way. I’d hook up with him.
Whatever dude.
by Mayheminthehood on Sep 8, 2008 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, and Cupie is the caucasion Diego Luna.
Whatever dude.
by Mayheminthehood on Sep 9, 2008 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
i dig the beard look by rev.
it personifies his angel wisdom…
"Life is a luminous halo, a semi-transparent envelope surrounding us from the beginning of consciousness to the end."
I asked Naps to accept a friend request on myspace at Spring Training in '06
he never did. I’m crushed.
:(
by Caseys Kiss of Death on Sep 9, 2008 2:13 AM PDT reply actions
Facebook?
Any of them have F-book pages? For that matter, is there a HalosHeaven group Facebook page?
Light Up That Halo!
there should be, if there isnt!!!!
There is an "Angel in the outfield" and his name is GA! ps. he is lazy but not a bum GO HALOS!
looks like
Napoli & MySpace also have Facebook pages. I checked some other names & didn’t find anything, but I don’t feel like searching through the whole roster.
I wonder
if Mathis has a page on Y’allspace . com
by Rev Halofan on Sep 9, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Now that's funny
"Hey Butch, the rigatoni's getting cold. Get Speier up."
by ReggieBullits on Sep 9, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Hello jim
It’s kick drum, then rim shot :)
Don't call me Desmond
by highlandhalo on Sep 10, 2008 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions
it's actually two kicks
then a rimshot. ;)
Kotch would've had that.
by howiestheman on Sep 11, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought I found Ervin
Since it’s his picture—but the profile name is “Santiago Ervin Santana”…pretty sure that’s not the guy, though.
Couldn’t pick Naps out among the dozens of “Michael Napoli”’s on there.
Light Up That Halo!
I searched "Mike Napoli"
he’s the 3rd profile that comes up, it’s classic Side Salad picture w/him holding a cold one.
I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious.
by lightupthehalo on Sep 10, 2008 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Nap
accepted my friend request on the MySpace. He used to have a ton of pictures of him and some hot model girlfriend … now it looks like he’s single (lots of pics of him and his boys).
I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious.
by lightupthehalo on Sep 10, 2008 11:17 PM PDT reply actions




























