It's official:Teix is now a Skankee
by eyespy on Jan 6, 2009 11:43 AM PST
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Mark Teixeria signs with Skanks.
Eight years $180 mil. What a bargain for a Bora$$ client. Now let the media and fans rip his greedy hide off. And we'll watch the Angels own the new stadium like we owned the old one.
75WORDS; 75WORDS; 75WORDS; 75WORDS; 75WORDS; 75WORDS; 75WORDS; 75WORDS; 75WORDS; 75WORDS; 75WORDS; 75WORDS; 75WORDS; 75WORDS; 75WORDS; 75WORDS; 75WORDS; 75WORDS;
When will the horror end. The Skankees now own all of MLB. Pay off the deficit.
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What a goober!
he belongs with those beanbags in skank town.
Give the young guns a chance...if they suck wellll...
what I think is funny
Is how often his wife is brought up when it comes to his decision making (she was even at this press conference). Between her and Boras, do you think Mark even had a say in where he was going to play?
wa-pssshhh!
whooped..
It was probably Mark’s wife dealing with Borass the whole time
me and the wonder dog got high!
by YOUknowulovetheIE on Jan 6, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions
Wow. He doesn't sign with us so he gets bashed? Funny.
He was a professional while he was here. He played his ass off. I see nothing wrong with him.
This is the worst offseason in years. But hey we got Colorado's closer!
by hauldog on Jan 6, 2009 12:51 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Doesn't matter
I see nothing wrong with having a little fun at his expense. It isn’t like us fans can do anything about Tex going to the Yankees.
If it was probably someone we didn’t like, there would probably be more threads bashing the particular player and no one would be saying anything about it.
Take heart, most fans will take the conservative rout and Teixeira will likely be cheered in his first at-bat in Anaheim.
This should be saved as the next "WIn" picture when the Angels beat the Yankees.
Recipient of the 2008 "The Iron Man" award from scottnak of Halos Heaven!
by 44FAN on Jan 6, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I logged in with
the sole purpose of rec’ing that post.
He looks like
A gold medal winner at the Special Olympics.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....
He looks rich
Really, really, really, really, really, really, rich.
by ReggieBullits on Jan 6, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions
And on the flip side
I look really, really, really, really, really overworked, and underpaid!!!!!!!!!!
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....
Uh, the opening is in the back of the U-Haul!
Seems that this renter had the right idea for how to more quickly pack up their U-Haul, but just drove in the wrong direction.
by Downing Rules on Jan 6, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions
There was a really good pic..
…of a u-haul truck upside down and crushed by a telegraph pole, which would have worked beautifully, but I can only find it as a TV news report
I see red people
watch the video clip on espn.com
espn
according to u-haul it was only after his wife saying “i want you to be a yankee” that he made his decision.
u-haul and yoko, oh what could have been
and from foxsports.com
foxsports
“I’d been asking her for weeks and weeks, Where do you want to go? Where do you want me to play?” he related. "And she said, ‘I want you to be happy. I just want you to be happy.’ And finally, she said, ‘I want you to be a Yankee.’ So that’s when it was done. And once we got the contract figured out, it was a no-brainer.
dang that woman
ON XM today
….heard him actually say that he wanted to be part of an organization that was willing to show they had the desire to win by spending money on quality players, or something to that effect.
That was when I changed the channel. Thanks for a few good months, now GIRUY.
if he said that
fuck mark teixeira. i actually hate him now
by ihearhowie2.0 on Jan 6, 2009 9:18 PM PST up reply actions
i'd like to add
she probably wanted out of Orange County so a Cougar/trust fund baby wouldn’t take him away…
Hey they have about the same size foreheads!
And for all the money hes got he couldve bought a nicer tie geeze man
Give the young guns a chance...if they suck wellll...
by angelskid2210 on Jan 6, 2009 10:29 PM PST up reply actions
what a goober. he looks 12 years old in this picture
and his wife looks like a 4 year/32 million type wife. Definitely not 8/180. Maybe A-Rod will set him straight at one of his celebrity cougar bars
by ihearhowie2.0 on Jan 6, 2009 10:41 PM PST up reply actions
Perhaps Madonna
will hook Tex up with Paula Abdul, or Janet Jackson. A-Rod went for the old bag… maybe Tex would too. But hey, A-Rod’s wife wasn’t exactly good lookign either. Nothing special.
Looks like a typical UGA girl
Me Tex went to Ga Tech so, you know, it all makes sense.
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
The Kathy Lee Gifford look alike
Has a nicer rack…have fun U-Haul, getting your she-master better push up bras in NY !!!!!!!!
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....
Yeah it sucks that Teix signed with the yankees and not the Halos......
but I hold no ill will towards him….infact Im grateful for his play that helped clinched the AL West…..and his good play in the ALDS….I wish him success (no need to wish him fortune cuz he has it) but I hope he fails against the Halos……..lol
12/19/08 - Thank you KLJ for coming into my life.
by norcaliangelsfan on Jan 6, 2009 6:11 PM PST reply actions
I hope some of his batting philosophy rubbed off onto Mr Hatcher.
by Downing Rules on Jan 6, 2009 6:15 PM PST up reply actions
"I want you to be a Yankee, Mark..."
“Because, while $160 million is a lot of scratch, $180 million is just like… more. And the endorsement deal jack that goes along with playing for the Yanks is like, well, a lot more than the entire Angels team endorsements combined, including that coach pimping Howard’s TV’s. That’s a lot of bling, That’s a lot plastic surgery. That’s a lot of Hampton’s pool boys.”
She’s like…shrewd.
She's like shrewd...
He’s like….WHOOPED. Painfully WHOOPED and hen pecked….did I mention WHOOPED?
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....
I hope...
That Teixeira and his whore of a wife die in a fire. Greedy bastard.
by I Tell It Like It Is on Jan 7, 2009 1:11 AM PST reply actions
ouch.
If GA wasn't so Lazy, I'd have something clever here.
by TheTypingFiend on Jan 7, 2009 1:52 AM PST up reply actions
Jackie Autry, is that you?
Call the cops, Martha ... Something's amiss over at Room 52 at the Ivanhoe Motel on Katella.
That guy was here for a couple months
Then didn’t like the Angels so he left for the East Coast. You know, what’s his name.
Angel Pitching, Angel Defense - get past that.
what's-his-name
Angel Pitching, Angel Defense - get past that.
by vladtheimpaler on Jan 7, 2009 4:01 AM PST up reply actions
I think it's pronounced
Tee-Ix-Ee-rah
*Ignore my previous post
by Chzburger Jones on Jan 7, 2009 5:00 AM PST up reply actions
My feeling is that
Mr. and Mrs. Mark Texiera are a little too Apple Pie for The Big Apple. Sure, it’s all good as a tourist and everything, but wait until New Yorkers realize that they got another Paul O’Neill, at the cost of a shot at Ryan Howard.
Paul O'Neill?
Wasn’t he one of the all-time Yankee fan favorites?
I was uncool before uncool was cool.
Yeah, he should have said “but wait until New Yorkers realize that they got another Alex Rodriguez” (all salary earned in the regular season and no clutch playoff performances).
by Downing Rules on Jan 8, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions
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