It's official:Teix is now a Skankee

by eyespy on Jan 6, 2009 11:43 AM PST Comment 59 comments

Eight years $180 mil. What a bargain for a Bora$$ client. Now let the media and fans rip his greedy hide off. And we'll watch the Angels own the new stadium like we owned the old one.

75WORDS; 75WORDS; 75WORDS; 75WORDS; 75WORDS; 75WORDS; 75WORDS; 75WORDS; 75WORDS; 75WORDS; 75WORDS; 75WORDS; 75WORDS; 75WORDS; 75WORDS; 75WORDS; 75WORDS; 75WORDS;

When will the horror end. The Skankees now own all of MLB. Pay off the deficit.

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Douche

EOM

Bye Bye Ohio, hello Valencia!

by anaheimisnotla on Jan 6, 2009 12:08 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

What a goober!

he belongs with those beanbags in skank town.

Give the young guns a chance...if they suck wellll...

by angelskid2210 on Jan 6, 2009 12:14 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

He looks like he has season seats in 239

bleacher creature

by Rev Halofan on Jan 6, 2009 12:26 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Ya, 239 SUCKS

lamers

by Sethy on Jan 6, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Is how often his wife is brought up when it comes to his decision making (she was even at this press conference). Between her and Boras, do you think Mark even had a say in where he was going to play?

wa-pssshhh!

by dmhead on Jan 6, 2009 12:28 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

whooped..

It was probably Mark’s wife dealing with Borass the whole time

me and the wonder dog got high!

by YOUknowulovetheIE on Jan 6, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Tosser

I see red people

by The Limey on Jan 6, 2009 12:31 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Wow. He doesn't sign with us so he gets bashed? Funny.

He was a professional while he was here. He played his ass off. I see nothing wrong with him.

This is the worst offseason in years. But hey we got Colorado's closer!

by hauldog on Jan 6, 2009 12:51 PM PST reply actions 1 recs

Doesn't matter

I see nothing wrong with having a little fun at his expense. It isn’t like us fans can do anything about Tex going to the Yankees.

If it was probably someone we didn’t like, there would probably be more threads bashing the particular player and no one would be saying anything about it.

Take heart, most fans will take the conservative rout and Teixeira will likely be cheered in his first at-bat in Anaheim.

by BBFan1 on Jan 6, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I see red people

by The Limey on Jan 6, 2009 12:53 PM PST reply actions 15 recs

This should be saved as the next "WIn" picture when the Angels beat the Yankees.

Recipient of the 2008 "The Iron Man" award from scottnak of Halos Heaven!

by 44FAN on Jan 6, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs

haha agreed

Kotch would've had that.

by howiestheman on Jan 6, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

YES

Light Up That Halo!

by Clutch on Jan 6, 2009 8:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

haha love it.

Napoli IS the power bat in 2009. Watch.

by 101halo on Jan 6, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I logged in with

the sole purpose of rec’ing that post.

by krush40 on Jan 6, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

by Downing Rules on Jan 6, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs

He looks like

A gold medal winner at the Special Olympics.

YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....

by halofolife on Jan 6, 2009 3:31 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

He looks rich

Really, really, really, really, really, really, rich.

by ReggieBullits on Jan 6, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

And on the flip side

I look really, really, really, really, really overworked, and underpaid!!!!!!!!!!

YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....

by halofolife on Jan 10, 2009 11:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I see red people

by The Limey on Jan 6, 2009 3:55 PM PST reply actions 1 recs

Uh, the opening is in the back of the U-Haul!

Seems that this renter had the right idea for how to more quickly pack up their U-Haul, but just drove in the wrong direction.

by Downing Rules on Jan 6, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

There was a really good pic..

…of a u-haul truck upside down and crushed by a telegraph pole, which would have worked beautifully, but I can only find it as a TV news report

I see red people

by The Limey on Jan 6, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Sounds familiar...

…leaving with undue haste and heading in the wrong direction

I see red people

by The Limey on Jan 6, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

watch the video clip on espn.com

espn
according to u-haul it was only after his wife saying “i want you to be a yankee” that he made his decision.
u-haul and yoko, oh what could have been

by UCIHalo on Jan 6, 2009 4:38 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

and from foxsports.com

foxsports
“I’d been asking her for weeks and weeks, Where do you want to go? Where do you want me to play?” he related. "And she said, ‘I want you to be happy. I just want you to be happy.’ And finally, she said, ‘I want you to be a Yankee.’ So that’s when it was done. And once we got the contract figured out, it was a no-brainer.
dang that woman

by UCIHalo on Jan 6, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Just so happened...

…that his “happiness” corresponded with the highest bidder.

by Ajax on Jan 6, 2009 5:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I hate her

I see red people

by The Limey on Jan 6, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

she better be hot.

by Downing Rules on Jan 6, 2009 5:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

...and able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

I see red people

by The Limey on Jan 6, 2009 5:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

or the chrome off a tailpipe.

by Downing Rules on Jan 6, 2009 5:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

She looks

Like a small child. I don’t like her.

by matt92130 on Jan 6, 2009 10:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

ON XM today

….heard him actually say that he wanted to be part of an organization that was willing to show they had the desire to win by spending money on quality players, or something to that effect.

That was when I changed the channel. Thanks for a few good months, now GIRUY.

by ViolaHalo on Jan 6, 2009 4:44 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

if he said that

fuck mark teixeira. i actually hate him now

by ihearhowie2.0 on Jan 6, 2009 9:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

his wife looks like his sister

she definitely looks like a Yoko as well…

by jtkelly86 on Jan 6, 2009 5:38 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

i'd like to add

she probably wanted out of Orange County so a Cougar/trust fund baby wouldn’t take him away…

by jtkelly86 on Jan 6, 2009 5:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Hey they have about the same size foreheads!

And for all the money hes got he couldve bought a nicer tie geeze man

Give the young guns a chance...if they suck wellll...

by angelskid2210 on Jan 6, 2009 10:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

what a goober. he looks 12 years old in this picture

and his wife looks like a 4 year/32 million type wife. Definitely not 8/180. Maybe A-Rod will set him straight at one of his celebrity cougar bars

by ihearhowie2.0 on Jan 6, 2009 10:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Perhaps Madonna

will hook Tex up with Paula Abdul, or Janet Jackson. A-Rod went for the old bag… maybe Tex would too. But hey, A-Rod’s wife wasn’t exactly good lookign either. Nothing special.

by matt92130 on Jan 6, 2009 10:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Looks like a typical UGA girl

Me Tex went to Ga Tech so, you know, it all makes sense.

I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....

by PhiSlamma on Jan 7, 2009 12:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

The Kathy Lee Gifford look alike

Has a nicer rack…have fun U-Haul, getting your she-master better push up bras in NY !!!!!!!!

YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....

by halofolife on Jan 10, 2009 11:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah it sucks that Teix signed with the yankees and not the Halos......

but I hold no ill will towards him….infact Im grateful for his play that helped clinched the AL West…..and his good play in the ALDS….I wish him success (no need to wish him fortune cuz he has it) but I hope he fails against the Halos……..lol

12/19/08 - Thank you KLJ for coming into my life.

by norcaliangelsfan on Jan 6, 2009 6:11 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

I hope some of his batting philosophy rubbed off onto Mr Hatcher.

by Downing Rules on Jan 6, 2009 6:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I wish

But we’re not that lucky.

by matt92130 on Jan 6, 2009 10:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Epic fail, that is...

Light Up That Halo!

by Clutch on Jan 6, 2009 8:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

agree

whats up with the hate?

by HALO_86 on Jan 9, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

"I want you to be a Yankee, Mark..."

“Because, while $160 million is a lot of scratch, $180 million is just like… more. And the endorsement deal jack that goes along with playing for the Yanks is like, well, a lot more than the entire Angels team endorsements combined, including that coach pimping Howard’s TV’s. That’s a lot of bling, That’s a lot plastic surgery. That’s a lot of Hampton’s pool boys.”

She’s like…shrewd.

by The Clyde on Jan 6, 2009 10:53 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

She's like shrewd...

He’s like….WHOOPED. Painfully WHOOPED and hen pecked….did I mention WHOOPED?

YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....

by halofolife on Jan 10, 2009 11:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I hope...

That Teixeira and his whore of a wife die in a fire. Greedy bastard.

by I Tell It Like It Is on Jan 7, 2009 1:11 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

ouch.

If GA wasn't so Lazy, I'd have something clever here.

by TheTypingFiend on Jan 7, 2009 1:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Jackie Autry, is that you?

Call the cops, Martha ... Something's amiss over at Room 52 at the Ivanhoe Motel on Katella.

by PieceOfAase on Jan 7, 2009 3:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

awesome

by ihearhowie2.0 on Jan 7, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

wow

some people lose perspective

by HALO_86 on Jan 9, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

That guy was here for a couple months

Then didn’t like the Angels so he left for the East Coast. You know, what’s his name.

Angel Pitching, Angel Defense - get past that.

by vladtheimpaler on Jan 7, 2009 4:00 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

what's-his-name

Angel Pitching, Angel Defense - get past that.

by vladtheimpaler on Jan 7, 2009 4:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I think it's pronounced

Tee-Ix-Ee-rah

*Ignore my previous post

by Chzburger Jones on Jan 7, 2009 5:00 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

by WiHaloFan on Jan 8, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, he should have said “but wait until New Yorkers realize that they got another Alex Rodriguez” (all salary earned in the regular season and no clutch playoff performances).

by Downing Rules on Jan 8, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs