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Scott Kazmir - A New Hope

I made an Obamaicon for El Ninja and Weaver for Game Two.  We got Kazmir to beat the Red Sox (and the Yankees) at their parks, kindof like a new hope.  Well, I took the opening scroll from Star Wars - A New Hope:

 

It is a period of civil war.
Rebel spaceships, striking
from a hidden base, have won
their first victory against
the evil Galactic Empire.
During the battle, Rebel
spies managed to steal secret
plans to the Empire's
ultimate weapon, the DEATH
STAR, an armored space
station with enough power to
destroy an entire planet.
Pursued by the Empire's
sinister agents, Princess
Leia races home aboard her
starship, custodian of the
stolen plans that can save her
people and restore
freedom to the galaxy....

 

and changed some of it to fit to Kazmir and the Angels...

 

 

It is the period of post season.
Angels hitters, striking
at the Green Monster, have won
their first two against
the evil Red Sox.
During the battle,
Moreno’s
spies managed to steal secret
plans to the Sox’s
ultimate doom, the Scott
Kazmir, an armored south-
paw with enough power to
destroy an entire nation.
Pursued by the Sox’s
’roided goons, Mike
Scioscia races home aboard his
Halo, custodian of the
Reagins  plans that can save the
team and restore
peace since year '86....

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