A lion in the Orange County Zoo was lying in the sun licking its butt when a visitor turned to the...

A lion in the Orange County Zoo was lying in the sun licking its butt when a visitor turned to the zookeeper and said: "That's a docile old thing, isn't it?"

"No way," said the zookeeper: "It's the most ferocious beast in the zoo. Why, just an hour ago, it dragged a New York Yankees fan into the cage and completely devoured him."

"That’s incredible" said the astonished visitor: "but why is it laying there licking its butt?"

"The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of its mouth."

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the Santa Ana Zoo is crappy

in the petting zoo it has a dog and cat…

alright that is not true but the zoo only has birds and monkeys

by figgifig on Oct 19, 2009 12:03 PM PDT reply actions

Any southlanders remember Lion Country?

"Death to the opposition!" - Commander Worf, First Baseman: The Niners

by Zoe Necrosis on Oct 20, 2009 12:55 PM PDT reply actions

Me. And I also recall Frazier the Lion.

You too can be a baseball media analyst! Just don't allow your need to be wrong in public to get in the way of your ignorance.

by Stirrups on Oct 20, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions

I remember it, but I never went there.

Just another Halo victory

by HalosFanInNorCal on Oct 20, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Lion Country Safari

Where the Verizon Amphitheatre (nee Irvine Meadows) now is.

They used to have signs that said “TRESSPASSERS WILL BE EATEN”. And, of course, while kind of funny, they were no joke.

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Oct 20, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions

awesome:

http://www.yesterland.com/lioncountry.html

What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.

by clover_black on Oct 21, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions

bwahahah

"In every adversity there lies the seed of an equivalent advantage. In every defeat is a lesson showing you how to win the victory next time." (Robert Collier)

by norcaliangelsfan on Oct 20, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions