How many more years must we endure this royal ass of a color man?

By now you are all very aware of tweedle-dee and tweedle-dum (Buck and McCarver) drooling over their east coast love dolls that is any player currently playing for a team NOT west of the Mississippi River.  We've endured them for years now. It has gotten to a point where we come to expect their BS and hope that our radio's are not ahead of the TV delay or at least the bar is loud enough that they mute the TV and put on close-captioning so we dont have to listen to these fools.

Yesterday though featured probably the worst, or best (depending how you look at it) of McCarver I have ever heard. However, these moments all featured him eating his shoe and looking like a damn fool.

McCarver: Scioscia should replace Kendrick with Izturis for this next at bat.

(Kendrick base-hit.)

McCarver: Izturis was the batter up who failed to lay down a squeeze in the 2008 Division series against Boston last year.

(Izturis bats in Kendrick.)

McCarver: Excuse me, I was mistaken, it was MANNY Aybar who failed to lay down that bunt.

(Aybar gets out...)

McCarver:  Not Manny, I meant Willy Aybar who has a brother on the Rays.

HOLY SHIT, McCarver! Pull your head out of your pinstripe shitting ass and get with it buddy! Do more crosswords! It helps fight alzheimers!

Anyone catch this wonderful two-minutes that showcased the bumbling McCarver at his worst?