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The Angels' Guide to Defeating the Red Sox -- From Over The Monster

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Hello, West Coasters!

Randy here from your favorite Red Sox blog, OverTheMonster.com. Yeah, sure, I know you and I don't get along very well. We're water, you're oil. We're ice cream, you're pickles. We're good baseball, and you're, well, the opposite of good baseball.

But have no fear Halo Lovers. I'm here to bring you a primer to the Boston Red Sox. If your team follows my tips, then your team might actually win this series win a game in this series:

Star-divide

Jacoby Ellsbury
Throw him pitches outside of the strike zone, because the guy doesn't like to walk and he'll swing at bad pitches. Basically: throw him crap - he'll bite.

Dustin Pedroia
This guy really doesn't strikeout a lot, so you better hope he hits one into the dirt.

Victor Martinez
Just remind him that he used to be an Indian. The memories will shock his system back into to Cleveland Mode.

Kevin Youkilis
Best way to keep him from hitting the ball: hit him. He'll really like that. Try it.

David Ortiz
Put a shift on him and you'll be all set.

Jason Bay
Three words: curveball, curveball, curveball. If he hits a home run against any Angels starter, I guarantee it's because someone - for who knows what reason - throws him a fastball.

Mike Lowell
Throw him pitches where he can't hit the ball out of the infield. Then the Halos will have literally 10+ seconds to gather the ball, brush the dirt off of it, stretch a little, then lob the ball to first base for the out.

J.D. Drew
Three words: high fastball, high fastball, high fastball. Get two strikes on him and throw a fastball around eye level - he'll most likely swing and miss. He's famous for that.

Alex Gonzalez
He loves to walk. So much so that it only took him 28 games to get his first one with the Sox. Be careful of his patience - it could kill.

And the pitching staff:

Jon Lester
It's no secret: it's tough to beat Lester (just look at his numbers from June-October). Just hope he reverts back to April form, then you'll be all set.

Josh Beckett
This one is easy: just have one of Beckett's ex-girlfriends sing the National Anthem. Actually, that didn't work for the Indians. Piss him off though, somehow, and he'll get all uppity and probably be a little wild.

Clay Buchholz
Like V-Mart, remind Clay how he pitched with the Sox last season. And the year before. Shake a little voodoo stick at him and he unbuckles faster than a drunk Lindsay Lohan.

Daisuke Matsuzaka
Get a walk or a hit when he loads the bases and the Angels will be all set. There will be plenty of opportunities for this. Dice-K loves it that way.

Jonathan Papelbon
All the Angels need to do is sit fastball. Every. Single. Pitch.

The rest of the bullpen
Yeah, I can't even joke about this bullpen. They're pretty nasty.

Good luck, Angels fans! And if you ever want to talk intelligent baseball, head on over to The Monster.

This Fan-Post is authored by an independent fan. Tell us what you think and how you feel.

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Beat the Angels if you can... Survive if they let you.

by blast21dave on Oct 7, 2009 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahaha

yup you’re right about that… such an asshole alright

"just another halo victory"

by sergio c on Oct 7, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Twins fan here...

I’ve really wanted you guys to beat the Sox from the beginning (still a little Torii love), but this post only intensifies that.

Good luck! And hope to see you in the next round! :)

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Congratulation to your team on their victory.

I hope you keep it rolling against the Skanks.

by sothball on Oct 6, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree.

one thing I’ve always liked about the Twins is that they are good guys. And it seems the Angels have quite a few of their own. :)

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was at a bar out here

And we were all pulling for you guys in there. Congrats and I’m really glad to see that OC has found such a good home. Smash New York, boys!

The only magic number now is #34

by Teixeira Who? on Oct 6, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

saw the game

very epic win sir….congrats!

Because when I think of Boris Diaw, I think of Beethoven and the age of Romanticism....

by shaqfor3 on Oct 6, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha not a sir, but yes.

amazing game today!

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i remember this article written by jesse

http://www.twinkietown.com/2009/8/2/973065/the-angels-will-win-the-world

glad to see you guys are joining the party

Aybar is a nowhere man, Sitting in his Nowhere Land, Making all his nowhere plans for nobody.

by princeton11loveshalos on Oct 6, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bias

Let’s both beat the East coasters and watch the ESPNers gag a choke over the events.

Nick, you will always be an Angel. And you will be missed.

by anaheimisnotla on Oct 6, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that would pretty much make this entire winter worthwhile.

"Baseball doesn't owe me a thing. I owe my whole life to baseball." -Kirby Puckett

by fischean on Oct 6, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Winter?

What’s that?

This season is my best chance to get called out of the stands to pitch.

by Rally Manatee on Oct 7, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You sir, are awesome

Congrats and good luck today against the Skanks

Don't call me Desmond!

by highlandhalo on Oct 7, 2009 2:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Twins! What a story!

I’m so happy for them. The epitome of playing with heart.

This season is my best chance to get called out of the stands to pitch.

by Rally Manatee on Oct 7, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does anyone know how to spell douchebag.....

with a Boston accent?

Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!.......Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend. – Will Munny

by pslakerfan on Oct 6, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hey a fellow laker fan!

Because when I think of Boris Diaw, I think of Beethoven and the age of Romanticism....

by shaqfor3 on Oct 6, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no and that was not supposed to be part of a joke

im laker fan as well…

Because when I think of Boris Diaw, I think of Beethoven and the age of Romanticism....

by shaqfor3 on Oct 6, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

there are quiet a few laker fans here

but its still baseball season

Aybar is a nowhere man, Sitting in his Nowhere Land, Making all his nowhere plans for nobody.

by princeton11loveshalos on Oct 6, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes...

dont really care about basketball too much at this point
preseasons kinda boring
in the mean time its all about baseball!

Because when I think of Boris Diaw, I think of Beethoven and the age of Romanticism....

by shaqfor3 on Oct 6, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh.

This is like opening the morning newspaper and finding a steaming pile of dog droppings.
I need to perform a ritual cleansing of my eyes…and the computer screen.

by sothball on Oct 6, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

thanks for checking in...

feel free to stop by after the series..it will be whicked awesome!!!!

R.I.P. Nick, you are missed!

by P237 on Oct 6, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like Randy's post.

I think he finally gets the artistic Humour.

by Funke5ive on Oct 6, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i hope u guys beat the red sox....

Because when I think of Boris Diaw, I think of Beethoven and the age of Romanticism....

by shaqfor3 on Oct 6, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Isn't it beautiful?

The Red Sox seem to bring every other team together in a mutual hatred.

The only magic number now is #34

by Teixeira Who? on Oct 6, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

it truly amazing we (dodgers, twins, mariners, even yankee fans, and much more) are all hoping u guys defeat em….

Because when I think of Boris Diaw, I think of Beethoven and the age of Romanticism....

by shaqfor3 on Oct 7, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Because when I think of Boris Diaw, I think of Beethoven and the age of Romanticism....

by shaqfor3 on Oct 6, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think this should be a fun series.

The Roid Sux will have to try and do it without needles for a change…

The worst thing is the day you realize you want to win more than the players do. - Gene Mauch

by Stirrups on Oct 6, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Any good criminal just stays one step ahead of the fuzz.

I’m sure there’s some other concoction the adamant cheaters are using.

This season is my best chance to get called out of the stands to pitch.

by Rally Manatee on Oct 7, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG.

Do you know how hard it is to not laugh out loud at that at 2 in the morning and you have kids asleep?

This team is our extended family, That's why we love them no matter what the record, no matter what the score.

by halofan4life on Oct 6, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is amazing

You sure know a lot about, Laundry.

by The Other Howard on Oct 7, 2009 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Angels don't play good baseball...

Riiiiiiight…. That’s hysterical.

The time is out of joint; oh cursed spite, that ever I was born to set it right.

by chairmanofthebar on Oct 6, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They play much better baseball!

Hence the better record…

Oh, wait.

The only magic number now is #34

by Teixeira Who? on Oct 6, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd rec you

But mobile doesn’t allow it yet. So…

+1!

by BruinHalo on Oct 6, 2009 10:31 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

agreed, relatively classy post..

as classy as chowds can be anyway.

by shiftyeyedgoat on Oct 6, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm, Intelligent baseball talk + Red Sox fans

Is that why hardly anybody posts comments on OTM? You’re a rare breed?

by Neo8234 on Oct 6, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh jesus

i got so bored i joined celtics blog…uggh
i need to say now 1000 rosarys before i can be forgiven….

Because when I think of Boris Diaw, I think of Beethoven and the age of Romanticism....

by shaqfor3 on Oct 6, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dude, You've been Tainted.

And not because you’re a Catholic.

by Funke5ive on Oct 6, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dont even know why

i just joined for some apparent reason…
dammit now im going to burn in hell….

Because when I think of Boris Diaw, I think of Beethoven and the age of Romanticism....

by shaqfor3 on Oct 6, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is no punishment suitable...

For joining a Celtics blog, the only thing I can say is….EWWW!!!

YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....

by halofolife on Oct 6, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Red Sox fans ...

generally, people whose first sexual experience is with a family member or with clergy. So I can understand their anger.

But do I have to read their posts? C’mon, Rev!

John Lackey: "We fly flags."

by LazorkoRules on Oct 6, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well played, Matt Welch!

Witty .sig goes here.

by scareduck on Oct 6, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

huh?

What am I missing here?

BTW duck, fellow WHS alumni here.

by Funke5ive on Oct 6, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

well played

by Funke5ive on Oct 6, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Loved the Lindsay Lohan comment

But how much of this is meant to provide false information and lull them into a false sense of security?

Otherwise, I just see this as friendly smack talk. Hopefully nothing else to it! The more everyone reacts, the more it feeds into Tha Nashun’s stereotyped images of us Angels fans…

RIP Nick Adenhart.

"When the Babe tries to call his shot, I hope Nick puts one in his ear."
--RallyMonkey5

by Clutch on Oct 6, 2009 11:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So, if we ever want to discus intelligent baseball we should go to OTM?

How about this, if you ever want to see a MLB game in early April or late October minus cold weather and snow flurries, with hotties in attendance, come to SoCal. And for the love of god, quit hating on NY skankees fans, you have become what you despise.

YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....

by halofolife on Oct 6, 2009 11:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ha! Red sox r good baseball? Last I checked they had 8 steriod users in their world series lineups

keep your cheating team, and your shitty city, I will take so cal any day over boston and the sad thing is you know you would too. Have a fun off season and stay the fuck off our blog, nobody gives a shit what tips you have, they are irrelevant, like we have any affect on coaching the angels. Go back to your fellow red sox fans and suck each other off like you love to do. I feel sorry for you.

by Broncangelus1 on Oct 6, 2009 11:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No, your wrong Broncangelus1,

Troy Glaus won the WS MVP in 2002, Troy Glaus alone negates any known or suspected bosux ‘roiders. If you don’t believe me, go to OTM. Every other post describes how the Halos at the time, was the dirtiest in baseball. Every chowd knows that…it’s not like there were ANY known ‘roiders on their team, it’s not like George Mitchell headed a congressional inquiry on PED’s, HGH, or other banned substances, and lo and behold, the names of sux ’roiders came out well after the fact. None of that ever happened, right?

YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....

by halofolife on Oct 6, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, you are wrong halofolife

3 names for the angels on our WS team, donnally, K-rod and glaus that’s it. Bosox, Nomar, Manny, Damon, Trot Nixon, David Ortiz, Shea Hillenbrand, Derek Lowe, Pedro Martinez. Second of all how the hell would glaus know what was going on in the red sox locker room? so that’s a retarted argument. And who’s side are you on here anyways? Angels were not the dirtiest team in baseball and that’s a fact, not even close. I think you are the only chowd, and you know nothing about baseball. Go root for the red sox, fag.

by Broncangelus1 on Oct 7, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jacoby's a Mormon

just let him know his state has legal gay marriage, and he’ll leave the lineup in protest.

by Caseys Kiss of Death on Oct 6, 2009 11:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What if a rumor is started...

That Mitt Romney OR one of the Osmonds are gay? Wouldn’t that force him into early retirement?

YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....

by halofolife on Oct 6, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Single greatest day,

For you and I both!!

YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....

by halofolife on Oct 7, 2009 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait

He’s not gay…what in the world would make you think that?

by Funke5ive on Oct 7, 2009 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

The only magic number now is #34

by Teixeira Who? on Oct 7, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

The only magic number now is #34

by Teixeira Who? on Oct 7, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

passionate

Don't call me Desmond!

by highlandhalo on Oct 7, 2009 2:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

its funny to see the reaction to randys post here

and then read the reaction to the post on OTM. totally different. anyways, good luck to the halos, it should be a better series than the yankees-twins series.

Buffalo, that's where it's at baby. - Adam 'Pacman' Jones

by silverstreak3k on Oct 7, 2009 12:53 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeebus..

I hate fairweather sux fans. And losing to Stanford SUCKED!!!

YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....

by halofolife on Oct 7, 2009 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah but Stanford is legit

Harbaugh is a great coach, and Gerhart is a beast.

RIP #34

by linkbruin on Oct 7, 2009 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very true,

But this was our year to make a statement against South Central, and vie for the PAC 10. Harbaugh is a decent coach, IMO, with average athletes compared to UCLA, again, IMO.

YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....

by halofolife on Oct 7, 2009 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This was not the year...

They gotta get some legit performers on offense before its “the year.” And there’s not shame in losing to Gerhart. He’s gonna run all over U$C.

by BruinHalo on Oct 7, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i like Gerhart

but i doubt he “runs all over” our defense. stanford game is gonna be a good one though.

by SCHalo on Oct 7, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know what else is funny..

Seeing a bosux fan post a comment on our site, who also happens to be a fan of the Lakers. Do you happen to know the definition of “Fairweather fan”?

YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....

by halofolife on Oct 7, 2009 1:08 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And also the Florida Gators

At least he’s try to take a cross-section of the country?

RIP #34

by linkbruin on Oct 7, 2009 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A bosux and Laker fan!!!

Are you kidding me? That’s like a Michigan AND Ohio State fan, it makes no sense whatsoever.

YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....

by halofolife on Oct 7, 2009 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

jeez everytime i come on this site

i have to explain why im a fan of who i am. you guys are really hung up on that. if i were a fair weather fan why the hell would i be a bills fan.

Buffalo, that's where it's at baby. - Adam 'Pacman' Jones

by silverstreak3k on Oct 7, 2009 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and your michigan and ohio state comment makes no sense

i am a fan of a southern cal basketball team and a northeast baseball team…..please explain how the lakers and red sox are die hard rivals.

Buffalo, that's where it's at baby. - Adam 'Pacman' Jones

by silverstreak3k on Oct 7, 2009 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mike Lamar

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Oct 7, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe Lamar Ellsbury?

gotta do one first name and one last name.

by BruinHalo on Oct 7, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Michigan

Had great fun this weekend reminding my mom that the Michigan lost to MSU.

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Oct 7, 2009 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This was good-natured smack-talk.

Rev’s similar post at OTM has nine comments, three from HH’ers. Those of you who were offended should be embarrassed in the face of OTM posters; both of them. Our blog kicks ass.

Who goofed? I've got to know.

by hittheg on Oct 7, 2009 1:44 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

duh for drew

i hate that guy (being from phily and all).

by Halos in DE on Oct 7, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wickedest post evah

We are the Los Angeles Angels of the late 2000s

by Higz on Oct 7, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ehrra'..... wicked

from your mouth or keyboard to god’s ears

"just another halo victory"

by sergio c on Oct 7, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's Rock

Angel Pitching, Angel Defense - get past that.

by vladtheimpaler on Oct 7, 2009 6:27 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So...I'm a Mariners fan, and I can't believe I'm about to say this...

But please go kill the BoSox. PLEASE. I would LOVE to see a NYY/BOS-less ALCS. So, for the next 3-5 games…ugh, I’m really going to say it…go Angels? Wow, that was really bizarre to say. But please, go do it, oh California team of too many cities :P

by Rachmaninoff on Oct 7, 2009 10:59 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

To the Mariner fan

I want to hear you screaming/cheering for the Angels from wherever you are…. We too want to see an East Coastless ALCS.

It’s ok to cheer for the Angels and we won’t hold it against you in April when you cheer against us. If you were in the playoffs I’d cheer for your team against any East Coast team you’d play.

GO ANGELS

by angelsfan777 on Oct 7, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

And I love your work. I have all your records!

by rspencer on Oct 8, 2009 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Enjoy it while it lasts

You aren’t going to continue making the playoffs every year. Soon you’ll be back to your pre-steroid losing ways, where you will stay for another hundred years. Then where will all of you “fans” be? You’ll be back under the bridge with the rest of the trolls, complaining about the Yankees.

And lets talk about the Yanks for a minute. All we kept hearing about for years was how the Yankees were cheating year after year by spending the most money and grabbing all of the free agents. Now you do THE EXACT SAME THING. The Red Sox have been in the top 5 in total payroll every year since 2004. In 2004, your precious WS victory, you were second. So shut the hell up you bunch of fucking hypocrites!

The fact is 90% of today’s Red Sox “fans” weren’t fans before 2004. Bottom line, you’re all a bunch of bandwagon fair weather fans. Eat a dick.

Go Angels! Don’t just beat them, HUMILIATE THEM

RIP Nick. We will miss you!

by KingF15h on Oct 7, 2009 11:22 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

rail them? drown them?

go to bed, wake up and call their lawyer? lol

"just another halo victory"

by sergio c on Oct 7, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guys, don't be douchebags

like this dude on usenet.

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Oct 7, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not seeing any correlation between the two

Sorry pal. A few Ted Kennedy blasts do not make me a douche bag.

Play Wood already. Willits sucks.

by hauldog on Oct 7, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just want to say one thing

I love you guys.

These guys, not so much.

(And no sarcasm at all. I swear.)

OverTheMonster.com

by Randy Booth on Oct 7, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Awww thanks!

SBNation WIN!

RIP Nick Adenhart.

"When the Babe tries to call his shot, I hope Nick puts one in his ear."
--RallyMonkey5

by Clutch on Oct 7, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks.

I feel the same about both of your statements.

by WiHaloFan on Oct 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your love showed in that post...

as it wasn’t nearly as spiteful as the ribbing I’ve gotten from several Red Sox fans here in SoCal just today.

I love this team.

by Downing Rules on Oct 7, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a dirty trick

I haven’t clicked over to them in a couple years.

RIP #34

by linkbruin on Oct 7, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'll take it

Aybar is a nowhere man, Sitting in his Nowhere Land, Making all his nowhere plans for nobody.

by princeton11loveshalos on Oct 7, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

um

what?

Aybar is a nowhere man, Sitting in his Nowhere Land, Making all his nowhere plans for nobody.

by princeton11loveshalos on Oct 8, 2009 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously, uh

No need to feed the Sux’s stereotypes of us as trolls or anything…

RIP Nick Adenhart.

"When the Babe tries to call his shot, I hope Nick puts one in his ear."
--RallyMonkey5

by Clutch on Oct 8, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

-1

I love this team.

by Downing Rules on Oct 8, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ummm...

What’s wrong with tossing a salad or two if she’s hot? You didn’t clarify…

Hahaha

by matt92130 on Oct 10, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Angels vs. the Red Sox

The Angels have posted a solid 28-25 (.528) record vs. the Red Sox during the regular season (2004-2009).

Yet during the playoffs against the Red Sox the Angels turn into this guy:

by Fan Since 1981 on Oct 8, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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