If "Fever Pitch" Were Real
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Even their movies, they have to plagiarise...
Fever pitch was actually written about Arsenal football club. Might explain why they’re so shameless (and blissfully unaware) that they’re plagiarising their behaviour from that which they despise – the MFY. Monkey see, monkey do, I suppose…
Awesome comic by the way – good to see them back…
I see red people
by The Limey on Oct 8, 2009 6:43 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Are you, as an Angel fan, really using the "Monkey see, monkey do" expression?
And they say irony is dead…
"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.
Rorschach's Journal...
October 8th, 2009.
Bearded women in town today. The streets are lined with stumbling alcoholics mumbling incomprehensibly. ESPN wails like an abattoir of retarded children.
When the gutters scab over with empty Budweiser bottles the bandwagoners will drown in their own chowder and filth. The Nation will look up and shout ’we’ve moved on pas the Sox and want a better team, help us!’
And I’ll look down and whisper’… no.’
"Death to the opposition!" - Commander Worf, First Baseman: The Niners
by Zoe Necrosis on Oct 8, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
They had a chance, all of them.
They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like Big Papi or Kevin Youkilis. Decent honest men, who believed in getting on-base and hitting massive home-runs. Instead they followed the droppings of a diapered monkey and inefficient base-stealers and didn’t realize that trail leads over a precipice until it was too late. Don’t tell me they didn’t have a chance. Now the whole series stands on the brink, staring down into a bloody Sock, all those thunderstick wavers and speedsters and overrated pitchers… and all of a sudden nobody can think of anything to say.
"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.
2009 ALDS Game Three was FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you enjoy the ninth inning? Wasn’t that something?
by Fan Since 1981 on Oct 11, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey 0157H7
Enlighten us with your wisdom and thoughts about that top of the ninth.
Two outs.
Nobody on base.
What happened?
by Fan Since 1981 on Oct 11, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
lol i laughed really hard at this
Driven into right-center field, Erstad says he has it...the Angels, world champions!
Haha "who invited pedroia??"
Classic line. That old bald headed rat!
First we had a Salmon and now we have a Trout, let's see the same results.
by angelskid2210 on Oct 8, 2009 7:14 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
lol
"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
—Hasta la victoria siempre. ¡Patria o Meurte! –Ernesto "Che" Guevara
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Oct 8, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Having once lived in Bwahston, you pretty much nailed it
Lots of pasty ugly women, overpriced pisswater beer, annoying accents and a fan base of which 90% first started following the Sux in 2003.
2009 Halos AL Western Division Champs:
"Don't worry bout a thing,
Cause every little thing gonna be all right!"
LOL
Best comic yet!
How are your eyes feeling after you had to watch this POS movie long enough to get screenshots? My ex dragged me to this thing when it was in the theater and we left about an hour into it. I expected it to be bad, but it was wicked bad.
Very funny.
The movie would’ve been much better if they CGI’d beards on all the women. I’m surprised there are no Youkilis jabs in here…
"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.
HE's in the shower scene
can’t show it on a SBN family blog.
by Rev Halofan on Oct 8, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
My wife dragged me to see this...
Oddly enough, Fallon’s character gets a pass, because he’s an oldskool Sux fan [introduced to them by his grandpa as a kid].
Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

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