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Kendrick in the outfield? Trade for Dan Haren? What about Aaron Hill?


Hey fellas!

Its your buddy Christhammer here! How ya doin?

Like many of you, I was saddened that the Halos did not make the World Series this year.

I hate the Yankees with a passion (especially their spoiled, arrogant fans and the concomitant media adulation) so this year was bitterly disappointing for me.

I don't want to rehash everything that has been already been said as to WHY the Angels lost in the ALCS. We all know the reasons, and each of us have proffered various solutions to prevent a repeat of such a collapse in 2010.

Henceforth, I would like to offer all of you my suggestions for making a very good Angels team even better:

 

1) Move Howie Kendrick to left field: I personally think that Howie would be a better outfielder than 2B. He can use his speed to complement Torii Hunter, especially in that left-center gap. He can also play everyday which is critical to the team's success.

2) Make Bobby Abreu your DH: Clearly, Bobby is better with the bat than the glove. Keep him in your line-up and let him continue to be a positive influence the younger players like Aybar and Isturis.

If Abreu balks or walks, I think that Hank Blalock would be a better designated hitter especially in terms of home run production. 

I like Vlad very, very much, but unless you can get him on the cheap, I don't think he is worth holding onto at this point. Also, he has to move down in the line-up, no excuses.

3) Trade Gary Matthews Jr. for Nick Markakis: Nick reminds me of Trot Nixon, but without the juice. He's a young, solid right fielder with good pop in his bat. If you get him now, he can continue to blossom with Kendrick, Aybar, Wood, etc.

Of course, the Angels would have to eat GMJ's salary. That's not fun, but Reagins should never have signed that mofo for Wall Street money in the first place. Oh well, lesson hopefully learned.

4) Let Figgins go, put Wood on 3B: I really like and respect Figgins alot. Very underrated hitter and fielder who never gets the publicity he deserves. Woe are us under 6 footers.

While I would like the Angels to keep him, I get the sense that he might be ready to move on. Very well. Let him blossom elsewhere, and let us give Mr. Brandon Wood the opportunity to show his stuff at 3B. The time has come to take the wrapping off this Secret Santa.

5) Trade for Dan Haren: Talk amongst yourselves.

Seriously, it looks like Lackey is headed out to the highway. While Haren is no Halladay or Lee, I do think that he is a very good pitcher (223 Ks/38 BBs in '09) who would fit in nicely with Weaver, Sauders, Kazmir and Santana.

Now the question is, what do you have to give up in order to get him?

I don't know. I'm stumped on that one.

6) Keep Macier Isturis at 2B however, if the brains at the front office (ugh) can put together a nice little package to bring Aaron Hill over, then I would go for it! I like Macier for his average and his defense, but Aaron Hill would be such a phenomonal advancement for the Angels offense, its not even funny.

Imagine having Kendry, Hill, Hunter, Markakis and Howie in that line-up???? Add in the willyness of Abreu and Aybar, and you have a very dangerous line-up.

Okay, I'm getting carrried away, but I hope you guys see what the potential could be here.

7) Solidify that bullpen: Let's face it, Shields is getting older and will probably not have the stuff of yesteryear. I do like Jason Bulger, but I'm not sold on Arrendondo and Fuentes. Where can we get some power arms for the 7th/8th/and 9th innings????

How do you guys feel about JJ Putz? Should we take a chance on him? Can we get Joel Zumaya on the cheap? What about Francisco Rodney?

This is where I'm stumped as I think the relief corps pickings are slim out there.

8) Showcase a few Triple A guys: not full-time, but here and there. We've heard so much about the farm system. 2010 will be the time to have more short stint call-ups.

9) Take a look at the Quiet Men: Josh Willingham, Joey Votto, Jay Bruce, Michael Cuddyer, Luke Scott, and Dan Uggla just to name a few. Perhaps the Angels might want to take a shot at Xavier Nady.

Sometimes, its guys like these that can bring the right intangibles to a team like the Angels (work ethic, camraderie, hidden talent, etc) and help take their game from winning baseball to championship baseball.

Think of how Nick Swisher impacted the Yankees. Its the middle-tier guys you least suspect that can not only give you the most bang for your buck but bring some much needed levity to a very competitive sport.

10) Fire Tony Reagins and persuade Bill Parcells if he would like to try his hand at baseball:

Why not? He appeared in the Superbowl 3 times and won 2 of them. He loves challenges and he loves to win. I think he would be a great fit for the organization. Imagine the intricate discussions that Parcells and Scioscia would have about player talent and execution. Imagine the collaboration and the tension as well!!!!

You may not know this, but Parcells was a baseball prospect before he went into coaching football. He turned down a lucrative deal with the Phillies to be their catcher, opting instead to go to college.  

Well folks, I hope these 10 suggestions will make good cerebral grist over some beer and tacos.

ANGELS WORLD CHAMPIONS IN 2010 OR BUST!

 

 

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Howie in left field sounds interesting- but I wonder, has he ever played outfield?

Xavier Calvera

by xavier c on Nov 16, 2009 4:26 PM PST reply actions  

This team won 97 games

why is everyone trying to blow it up?

by Rev Halofan on Nov 16, 2009 4:36 PM PST reply actions  

Boredom - there's no baseball to watch...

…it’s the long-established and dearly loved ‘dumbest trade known to man’ season for fan and pundit alike. I don’t think (I hope) anyone thinks most of these trades are even remotely viable, but blogging has an element of attention seeking behaviour and in the absence of anything else to do, here it is, writ large, in all its glory.

Personally I quite like the team as it is – a quick buff and polish, nothing surgical required. (Though I reserve the right to roll out my super secret Curtis Granderson rumour if things get really quiet)

I see red people

by The Limey on Nov 16, 2009 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Free agency blows it up for us...

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~Rogers Hornsby

by K3YEROUT on Nov 16, 2009 11:44 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

gmj for Nick Markakis?

by Hough on Nov 16, 2009 5:11 PM PST reply actions  

Throw in Willits!

1 line siggy line because I was asked nicely. Go Angels! helpfindscottajob@gmail.com

by Slasher52 on Nov 17, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Ok.

Let’s trade Kotchman again.

1 line siggy line because I was asked nicely. Go Angels! helpfindscottajob@gmail.com

by Slasher52 on Nov 18, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

But this time

make it Tom.

"He's not a Rhodes Scholar to begin with''~Theo Epstein, talking about Papelbon

by George Kaplan on Nov 18, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Now that thought is just

ridiculous. Tom is “the franchise”!

1 line siggy line because I was asked nicely. Go Angels! helpfindscottajob@gmail.com

by Slasher52 on Nov 18, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

i stand corrected.

My trade for Arroyo and Rolen is no longer the stupid comment on this site. I willingly hand over my title. ;)

by Baylorsgroove on Nov 16, 2009 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

As much as I don't necessarily disagree with you here

The guy worked hard to write such a long fanpost so that not all of us will be bored out of our minds before the next big offseason move.

We’re all Angel fans here. If you’re going to be a tool then go to the Bosox and Yankees’ blogging site.

by TheAntiSox on Nov 16, 2009 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I see you rpoint

I would love to have a more warm and receptive environment here. And I definitely do not want a fraternity of one-mindedness here.

BUT… here is the problem… in the environment where all opinions are encouraged and no criticism is allowed, there grows a fascism demanding tolerance of the absurd and bad behavior among posters finds a home in hiding behind “community” aspirations.

What we do here is demand a thick skin and accountability. Maybe it is a little harsh but it is different than demanding conformity and it rewards the merit of an intelligent and thoughtful post more than an “all-opinions-worshipped” management system.

by Rev Halofan on Nov 16, 2009 7:43 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

God forbid we should have to cope with tolerance fascism...

…and isn’t this a paradox anyway? Fuck those liberal types, no-one likes them anyway!

I see red people

by The Limey on Nov 17, 2009 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I can't stand intolerant people!

[insert smiley here]. But Rev is right. I’m all for civility in discourse, but not at the expense of meaning.

Moreover, it really is not properly seen as a matter of politics. Any man of any stripe wants tolerance for his views, and intolerance is a quality independent of political position.

What we've got can't be bought

by rspencer on Nov 17, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Obligatory Nigel Powers
There’s only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures and the Dutch.

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Nov 17, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

We're far too tolerant of these tolerant types...

…Tolerance shall not be tolerated!

(And you get a pass opiejeanne, since I’m a bleeding heart liberal myself. I come from Europe, that virtually makes me a communist…)

I see red people

by The Limey on Nov 18, 2009 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought so, but sometimes tongue-in-cheekness is difficult to detect.

(I’m actually a Republican but my party seems to think otherwise, and I’ll swear it’s them who moved.)

THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!

by opiejeanne on Nov 18, 2009 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

You`re not really an Angels fan are you?

So did you just cut and paste the same basic post on everyone`s blog?

No matter what happens from here on, it has been a great season.

by Rally Manatee on Nov 16, 2009 5:17 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Trade Trevor Bell for Dan Haren

Seems like a mismatch, but should be a piece of cake for a GM who can convince the Orioles to take Matthews for Markakis.

The HK-47 hitting droid is the finest line drive machine ever built

by RallyMonkey5 on Nov 16, 2009 5:19 PM PST reply actions  

and if said GM can pull those trades

why are we firing him???

Thank you, Nick Adenhart. You will always be remembered. #34

by howiestheman on Nov 16, 2009 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

WTF!

With more visitors comes more stupid suggestions! We are at a record pace I believe for this year.

Seriously though. I’d rather do nothing this year if we don’t get Lackey back. This team is still good and I think guys like SOS and Bell will step it up next year.

Happy Birthday to the ground!

by Monkeyspanked on Nov 16, 2009 5:32 PM PST reply actions  

SOS and Bell

Certainly didn’t show that they’re ready for the Major Leagues yet

by TheAntiSox on Nov 16, 2009 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Better

I like the idea of signing Rich Harden to a cheap contract

by TheAntiSox on Nov 17, 2009 7:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I just threw up....

In my mouth a little. Go away. Far away!!!

RIP Nick...

Jim Scully
Jim Scully Home

by jimmuscomp on Nov 16, 2009 5:47 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

No Way.

Nobody would go out of their way to be this stupid without letting us know they were joking at the end.

by BrownLunchSack on Nov 16, 2009 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I was with you at first

in thinking that maybe it was a parody, but wouldn’t you want to come up with more ridiculous ideas than this? I mean, I’d talk about trading GMJ to the Yankees for Teixera and Sabathia. That would be a hilarious parody.

by BrownLunchSack on Nov 16, 2009 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I think this guy's whole existence on here

is some wanna-be Andy Kaufman “Look at what a crazy post I cobbled up today!” sort of schtick. Ignore and he shall go away soon.

by dmhead on Nov 17, 2009 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Reagins didn't sign GMJ

He did sign another OF, and he keeps on winning like an award a day lately.

by MH252525 on Nov 16, 2009 6:24 PM PST reply actions  

I'm assuming this is some kind of sarcastic masterpiece.

I thought it was pretty good, especially #3 and #10.

Bravo.

I've got nothing.

by bc56274 on Nov 16, 2009 7:14 PM PST reply actions  

WHAT?!?

All those moves and you couldn’t find a place to slot Granderson???

Had I owned the Pittsburgh Pirates, I could have saved America.

by Stirrups on Nov 16, 2009 7:48 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

I was reading this, feeling my brain melt until I got to #10.

Meh, 3/10 troll.

I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....

by PhiSlamma on Nov 16, 2009 8:08 PM PST reply actions  

WWJDTOCH?

What would Jesus do to Christhammer?

Do it for Nick '09

by BryanHarvey'sMoustache on Nov 16, 2009 8:11 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

WTF

This post is the stupidest thing I’ve read all day.

Aybar is a nowhere man, Sitting in his Nowhere Land, Making all his nowhere plans for nobody.

by princeton11loveshalos on Nov 16, 2009 8:51 PM PST reply actions  

three hours left

it could sound intelligent before the midnight hour…

by Rev Halofan on Nov 16, 2009 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

nope

for us on the easterners, its 12:04.

It was the stupidest thing i read yesterday.

Aybar is a nowhere man, Sitting in his Nowhere Land, Making all his nowhere plans for nobody.

by princeton11loveshalos on Nov 16, 2009 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I was being open-minded until #3

Then the cook used the entire bottle of Stoopid in the recipe.

Why did the Orioles work so hard this past January to sign Markakis to a contract through 2014 (with an option for 2015)? To lock up someone they think will be a franchise player for them?

No, it was to swap him for Gary Matthews Jr.

This is the sort of crap which is generated by folks who don’t know the game at all. Let’s trade for Danny Haren? How? I have no idea, but jeepers, wouldn’t it be cool to have Haren in the rotation?

Best of all, this is sandwiched in with snarky (and anachronistic) comments about the Angels front office.

"He's not a Rhodes Scholar to begin with''~Theo Epstein, talking about Papelbon

by George Kaplan on Nov 16, 2009 9:09 PM PST reply actions  

Anachronistic?

Don’t use words/concepts that Christhammer won’t understand. You might encourage him to write an equally absurd article about why we should trade Torii Hunter and Jered Weaver for Milton Bradley and Greg Zaun, though at least that one would be humorous.

by BrownLunchSack on Nov 16, 2009 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, that one makes sense

We won’t need Hunter, since we’ll have Granderson in CF.

"He's not a Rhodes Scholar to begin with''~Theo Epstein, talking about Papelbon

by George Kaplan on Nov 16, 2009 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh, Christhammer read "Anachronistic" as "Poopy mean stuff"

I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....

by PhiSlamma on Nov 16, 2009 11:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Can't we work a 3 way deal...

where we get Aaron Hill and Markakis for GMJ???

These post are getting dumber and dumber….

Now stuck in Colorado Springs

by stuck in Romania on Nov 16, 2009 10:53 PM PST reply actions  

To quote the principal in Billy Madison

“What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

by Spird on Nov 16, 2009 10:56 PM PST reply actions  

Billy should've picked "My wife the Tramp".

I would think it a much easier subject than ethics in business.

YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....

by halofolife on Nov 16, 2009 11:20 PM PST up reply actions  

To quote one of the principles in The Bullies of Madison County: for Senior Chucky Cheese

<img src=“”http://s428.photobucket.com/albums/qq4/RMunkee/?action=view&current=u-suk-blo-me.jpg" target="_blank">u-suk-blo-me"/>

by R.Munkee on Nov 18, 2009 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

reply fail...

They want power. We want respect...

by SenorChuckles on Nov 19, 2009 1:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Some of these suggestions

Not insane. GMJ for Markakis might be the worst trade proposal i have ever heard however.

RIP #34

by linkbruin on Nov 16, 2009 11:49 PM PST reply actions  

C'mon, lighten up, let's have some fun here...

I like the initial bolded parts at the beginning of #’s:
1 & 2 HK to LF, interesting thought; Abrew to DH wonder if he thought of that all by hisself… (yes that was on purpose)
3 = riiiiggghhhht, HGH for Nick, sure, ok, bridges for sale, etc
4 and 6 are basically reality right? ( Wood @ 3b and Gazoo @ 2b )
5 = wishful dreaming = Haren
7 = Needs to happen ( blowpen )
8 = Every champion team needs to have a breakthrough player or 2 play significant roles
9 = He had good intentions
10 = pure unadulterated balderdash

And lastly, how can you guys slam, “ANGELS WORLD CHAMPIONS IN 2010 OR BUST!” At least he didn’t spell it Angles…

Oh, and evidently Juan Rivera was traded for Haren??? Or maybe he was the throw-in in the Markakis deal? Sign Q then trade him for Votto straight up?

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~Rogers Hornsby

by K3YEROUT on Nov 17, 2009 12:07 AM PST reply actions  

While we're at it.....

let’s trade Robb Quinlan for Chase Utley. And Reggie Willits for Ichiro.

"F it, let's pitch." - Ervin Santana

by Chzburger Jones on Nov 17, 2009 12:08 AM PST reply actions  

Did he really say...

GMJ for Markakis?

I’m scared, somebody hold me.

1 line siggy line because I was asked nicely. Go Angels! helpfindscottajob@gmail.com

by Slasher52 on Nov 17, 2009 10:57 AM PST reply actions  

I. Uh. Wow. I mean, um.......wow.

I really don’t know what to say.

Obviously johnsamo lives to fight another day.

"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you." - Woody Hayes

by johnnyangel101 on Nov 18, 2009 8:59 AM PST reply actions  

You're kidding right?

Trade GMJ for Nick Markakis? If I were the Orioles GM, I would tell you to go f*** yourself.

by GETTINFIGGYWITHIT on Nov 18, 2009 3:27 PM PST reply actions  

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