Mark Whicker: 6 Days Late Breaking Dumb Trade Rumors
How backward and out of touch is Orange County Register sportswriter Mark Whicker?
Sunday afternoon he reported the Paul Konerko-to-Anaheim via Adrian Gonzalez-to- White Sox rumors. The one where the Angels surrender great prospects to the Padres for one year of an arthritic has-been.
The wholly false rumor, contemptible alone because there is no place to even put Konerko on the Angels, is the product of offseason speculation sprouting wings as "rumor" on days when there is nothing left to report and reporters are even to lazy to look at the needs of the teams they involve in their exotic fantasy threesomes.
But Whicker's sin is not in repeating a piece-of-dirt rumor... no his complete oafish incomprehension that online reporting has whizzed so far past him and made him a relic of a bygone time is evident in the mere fact that he is linking to a six day old piece-of-dirt rumor. Can someone please wake up the Dodo bird?
And when Whicker is not repeating week-old garbage (probably has to fill a bullsheet "freedomblogging" quota), he can play the stereotypical "old school" retarded sportswriter better than most... check out his defense of "Wins" as important for a pitcher's postseason awards worthiness and the retorts from the peanut gallery.
I hate to pick on writers with fewer readers than this blog. Well... actually, I kind of enjoy it.
UPDATE: Just found that the same Angels Blog REPORTED THE RUMOR and pronounced it mockworthy within a day of the rumor breaking. Mark Whicker doesn't even read his own paper's Angels coverage. What a hack amateur.
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Is it even close?
The man wrote crap about Jaycee Dugard.
RIP Nick Adenhart 4/9/09
by vlad IS my man on Nov 22, 2009 8:35 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Bloom and Youngman are alright
And Whicker bugs me but not as much as Miller.
by TheAntiSox on Nov 22, 2009 9:01 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
To be fair
Due to budget cuts, reporters and columnists at the Register no longer have access to the global interwebs. Whicker just heard the rumor the other day.
"He's not a Rhodes Scholar to begin with''~Theo Epstein, talking about Papelbon
by George Kaplan on Nov 22, 2009 9:18 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
ha ha ha
probably read it on an i-phone over someone’s shoulder at downtown disney…
by Rev Halofan on Nov 22, 2009 9:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So tough to choose
I went back and forth, but ultimately settled on Miller. Both play the same tired old button-pushing roles, but at least Whicker has a semi-reasonable thought every now and then. Miller’s crap is simply unreadable.
by dmhead on Nov 22, 2009 11:40 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
He wants to be a sensationalist.
Get credit for being unreal in his postings, and maybe plug some east coast in there. Then get hired for that opening at ESPN Baseball Tonight that some previous Angel hater ass of a man screwed up, and then got fired.
by eyespy on Nov 23, 2009 2:18 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Yes - homely old Jeff Miller would pretty much have to be an ESPN star
to ever attract a man-chick like Steve Phillips’ mistress.
by Rev Halofan on Nov 23, 2009 2:23 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sam Miller, on the other hand, is very good
by mattwelch on Nov 23, 2009 7:40 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Mr. Welch speaks the truth.
Nick would be proud.
by halofan4life on Nov 23, 2009 7:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes he is!
RIP Nick Adenhart.
"When the Babe tries to call his shot, I hope Nick puts one in his ear."
--RallyMonkey5
by Clutch on Nov 23, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Any relation, btw?
RIP Nick Adenhart.
"When the Babe tries to call his shot, I hope Nick puts one in his ear."
--RallyMonkey5
by Clutch on Nov 23, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going with Miller.
Whicker can be at least readable. Miller, on the other hand, is consistently a douchebag.
Nick would be proud.
by halofan4life on Nov 23, 2009 7:55 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Well, being an advocate for child rape does boost his online readership.
What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.
by clover_black on Nov 23, 2009 8:13 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
growing up i used to think whicker was pretty good but the internets
has really exposed him and many others to be hacks who are contributing factors why the newspaper biz is going down the krapper.
by thejd on Nov 23, 2009 9:29 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Where is the 5th Option!!!
All of the Above!!!
Whicker is one of the reasons why I stopped watching Burning with Rome. Since Rome keeps having an idiot as a guest, I can’t stand to watch the show anymore.
by Angelfan1983 on Nov 23, 2009 9:50 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Where is the Sam Miller option?
jk
NA 34
by blochead on Nov 23, 2009 12:32 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Mark Whicker
The Ben Affleck of sportswriters
NA 34
by blochead on Nov 23, 2009 12:33 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
yah because this is so important
grow up or kys
R.I.P.N.A.
by TheAngelsAngels on Nov 23, 2009 12:51 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Could we have a list of sportswriters who are actually good?
I personally would have no idea. Are there that many good ones? Could anyone here compile a top 10 list maybe? That might be something cool for the off-season…
Happy Birthday to the ground!
by Monkeyspanked on Nov 23, 2009 3:17 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Sam Miller
Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch
by red floyd on Nov 23, 2009 10:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Mike DiGiovanna
From the LA Times,
Bill Plunkett from the OCR is pretty good too.
by WiHaloFan on Nov 24, 2009 1:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Bill Dwyre
constantly entertains and informs me.
by wumbug on Nov 24, 2009 5:35 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Eric Neel at ESPN is great*, ex-LATer Tim Brown at Yahoo is quite good
- disclosure — very good friend of mine
by mattwelch on Nov 24, 2009 8:10 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Disclosure:
no disclosures needed.
by Rev Halofan on Nov 24, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Tim Brown
I enjoy his writing quite a bit. His style reminds me quite a bit of my own from my sportswriting days. Agree re: Neel as well.
by jjackflash on Nov 24, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Steven A. Smith
(Totally kidding)
We are the Los Angeles Angels of the late 2000s
by Higz on Nov 24, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Quite frankly
(he sucks)
We are the Los Angeles Angels of the late 2000s
by Higz on Nov 25, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
validity of a rumor or not
i don’t understand how anyone can logically think this makes sense.
the chisox get gonzales, the padres get a shit load of prospects and somehow we end up with konerko, who we don’t even need now with the emergence of kendry.
whicker or not, how could a reporter even think about posting this?
"it's mind-bottling."
by retrohalo on Nov 23, 2009 4:41 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Yeah. But we get GRANDERSON!
Had I owned the Pittsburgh Pirates, I could have saved America.
by Stirrups on Nov 23, 2009 5:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

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