The NY Yankees winning the 2009 World Series is as exciting as...
- Walmart reporting "better than expected" third quarter earnings due to summer bargain hunting and "well-timed" employee layoffs.
- Russell Crowe winning the New York Film Review Board's supporting actor's nod for his turn as a down-and-out off-broadway impresario who teaches inner-city youth to love their bodies and themselves while updating the Hunchback of Notre Dame for South Chicago audiences in the independent film "Heaven and the Humpback."
- Microsoft releasing version 3.0 of its critically-acclaimed Bing! search engine with better structured search for local and real estate listings.
- Tom Cruise receiving a "People's Choice" award for his "unusually original, given the precedents" portrayal of a sexy and ambitious sports agent, who when faced with non-trivial adversity, responds with panache -- and a tagline that takes America by storm: "Give me my pocketbook, baby!"
- "Michael Jackson's This Is It" becoming the best-selling musical performance documentary ever in Eastern European markets.
- Greg and Bryant Gumbel receiving a "Bob Costas Distinguished Award of Merit in Sports Broadcasting" for three decades of sibling excellence in sports journalism.
- Oprah Winfrey and Emeril Lagasse teaming up for yet another commercially successful venture in middle-market tablewares targeted to suburban family micro-niches.
- The United States finally winning the rights, after some risky public evangelism from Vice President Joseph Biden, to finally host the Pan Am Games, after a 28-year American prestige gap, in the beautiful Mid-Atlantic city of Baltimore, MD.
How do we appropriately measure this singular moment in history? It's hard to do (and no less hard to fathom), but the comments section awaits your attempt. Help me benchmark the long-awaited epiphanic thrust of the New York baseball canon!
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The NY Yankees winning the 2009 World Series is as exciting as...
…Exxon-Mobil claiming the winning bid for developing the world’s largest new oil field, the bid being paid using a small portion of the federal tax returns coming back from the US Government. And the new oil field happens to be located directly under the National Mall.
I wonder what John Lackey must think about how long Sosh left Juan Rivera in the playoff lineup?
by Stirrups on Nov 5, 2009 10:53 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
The Yankees winning the world series was as exciting as...
watching Garrett Anderson wander over towards a fly ball.
by Balls and Strikes on Nov 11, 2009 9:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The NY Yankees winning the 2009 World Series is as exciting as
when you were a kid, waiting for your mom to finish shopping at T.J.Max for unmentionables. Ugh.
No matter what happens from here on, it has been a great season.
by Rally Manatee on Nov 5, 2009 11:34 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
You are very young. For me it was either Sears or Penney's.
THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!
by opiejeanne on Nov 5, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, Penney's shoes were great.
They never wore out.
What we've got can't be bought
by rspencer on Nov 5, 2009 11:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Whatever happened to underwire bras?
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer.
by Moondoggy on Nov 6, 2009 2:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Whatever happened to wax paper?
What we've got can't be bought
by rspencer on Nov 14, 2009 12:42 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The NY Yankees winning the 2009 World Series is as exciting as
getting pencils in your trick-or-treat bag.
Captain, there are doubt's...
by Match Day 5 on Nov 5, 2009 11:40 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
laughed
No matter what happens from here on, it has been a great season.
by Rally Manatee on Nov 5, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Toothbrushes and Bible tracts!
THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!
by opiejeanne on Nov 5, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Bible Tracts!
“Please toilet paper my house!!”
Captain, there are doubt's...
by Match Day 5 on Nov 5, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The NY Yankees winning the 2009 World Series is as exciting as
watching Larry King age.
by BrownLunchSack on Nov 5, 2009 12:42 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Which is almost as exciting as watching Dick Clark age...
…as Ryan Seacrest wrings his well-manicured, antibiotic hands.
by Turks Teeth on Nov 5, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Seacrest, out!
[see Robot Chicken for details]
Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch
by red floyd on Nov 5, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Robot Chicken Win!
They want power. We want respect...
by SenorChuckles on Nov 5, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
bock bock bock........bock bock bock
bock bock bocka bocka bock bock bock
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer.
by Moondoggy on Nov 6, 2009 2:03 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
"It's alive!"
Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch
by red floyd on Nov 6, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
stupid monkey
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer.
by Moondoggy on Nov 6, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The NY Yankees winning thew 2009 World Series is as exciting as
When Deeper Blue came back and beat Kasparov.
RIP #34
by linkbruin on Nov 5, 2009 1:29 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
The NY Yankees winning the 2009 World Series is as exciting as
watching your sick grandmother reach out her hand, the last gasps of life leaving her body as a nurse hands you her hospital bill.
by moosemastr on Nov 5, 2009 2:59 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
The NY Yankees winning the 2009 World Series is as exciting as
“jerkin’ off with a cheese grater … only slightly less amusing.” — Andrew Dice Clay
I love this team.
by Downing Rules on Nov 5, 2009 3:06 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
The NY Yankees winning the 2009 World Series is as exciting as
Watching GMJ sign a 5 year extension
It isn't that I hate Boston, just that I hate Bostonians.
by SalmonStream on Nov 5, 2009 3:52 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Exactly how I feel about the Yankees winning
but at least it isn’t Boston.
It isn't that I hate Boston, just that I hate Bostonians.
by SalmonStream on Nov 5, 2009 5:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
win.
Now stuck in Colorado Springs
by stuck in Romania on Nov 6, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey!
How’s Colorado going?
"Figgins' OBP is still over 40!" -Steve Physioc
by Figgi4life on Nov 7, 2009 3:09 PM PST via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
...
watching paint dry on a 30 story building
but congrats to the yankees. can’t wait until valentine’s day (pitchers and catchers report)
by Halos in DE on Nov 5, 2009 4:21 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
The NY Yankees winning the 2009 World Series is as exciting as...
…Larry King interviewing Rush Limbaugh.
by Funke5ive on Nov 5, 2009 8:02 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
The NY Yankees winning the 2009 World Series is as exciting as...
Watching “The English Patient” and “Pride and Prejudice”, narrated by Vin Scully.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....
by halofolife on Nov 5, 2009 9:00 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I think I would prefer that to the real thing, actually.
by Suboptimal on Nov 5, 2009 9:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The NY Yankees winning the 2009 World Series is as exciting as...
Seeing Derek Jeter win the Hank Aaron award over the much more deserving Joe Mauer.
The 2009 Pregame Picks Winner and Iron Man of Halos Heaven.com
by 44FAN on Nov 5, 2009 10:01 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I thought the exact same thing
When they mentioned he won
"Figgins' OBP is still over 40!" -Steve Physioc
by Figgi4life on Nov 6, 2009 7:51 AM PST via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Hey guys...what's with all the hate?
I mean, this team of lovable workhorses—oh wait…
Well, what I meant was these guys were underdogs and fought through to win…oh, wait a second….
Geez, it’s not like these guys are multi-millionares and date movie stars…opps, wrong again….
At LEAST it was cool to see because it’s been such a long time since there last title….or, wait, it was only 8 years ago.
Yeah, I guess there is no good reason to congratulate them. Yuck the Fankees!
Peanuts...Get your Overpriced Peanuts!
by Angel Hawker on Nov 6, 2009 9:23 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
NINE years!
And that makes all the difference!
RIP Nick Adenhart.
"When the Babe tries to call his shot, I hope Nick puts one in his ear."
--RallyMonkey5
by Clutch on Nov 6, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Exciting at watching paint dry...
Since it’s something that’s supposed to happen, it doesn’t really amount to anything. Yawn…. (crickets chirping)…. Turn the page.
Go Angels!!!
by waters96 on Nov 6, 2009 11:51 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Did the World Series start yet?
Now stuck in Colorado Springs
by stuck in Romania on Nov 6, 2009 3:22 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
LMAO
Very funny.
Yes I'm talking to myself. Who else would I trust?
by TheMelkman on Nov 6, 2009 5:21 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
The NY Yankees winning the 2009 World Series is as exciting as...
watching GA play.
Aybar is a nowhere man, Sitting in his Nowhere Land, Making all his nowhere plans for nobody.
by princeton11loveshalos on Nov 6, 2009 9:17 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
ouch!
Now stuck in Colorado Springs
by stuck in Romania on Nov 6, 2009 9:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The NY Yankees Winning the World Series is as exciting as...
The A-Fraud I dropped in Yankee Stadium last night.
Well, actually it was my toilet, but it’s roughly the same size as Yankee Stadium and I put A-Fraud in there every time I’m home just like the Yankees so….
Now that I think about it, mine was way more exciting than the real thing. Sorry for wasting your time.
"Well make more fuckin' money. This is America. You don't make money, then you're a fuckin' douchebag." - Mr French "The Departed"
"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter
by Commander_Nate on Nov 7, 2009 11:39 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
since it was the highest rated world series since 2001 i guess it is really exciting.
"Yes we lost and yes we are upset. But like all Champs we will bounce back."
Osi umenyiora
by donnybaseball23 on Nov 11, 2009 10:56 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Thank the East Coast Media bias,
which failed to properly promote the interest in these earlier title runs, protecting all that space on the fair-weather bandwagon for Yankee fans throughout the nation to rear their ugly heads in 2009.
Had I owned the Pittsburgh Pirates, I could have saved America.
by Stirrups on Nov 11, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Aren't Nielsen ratings the best?
RIP #34
by linkbruin on Nov 12, 2009 4:04 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The NY Yankees winning the 2009 World Series is as exciting as...
the Angels come from behind win against the Boston RedSux in Game 3 of the ALDS. oh wait…….
Driven into right-center field, Erstad says he has it...the Angels, world champions!
by teopeht on Nov 13, 2009 12:27 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

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