Did Steroids Turn Sammy Sosa Into a White Man?
The pictures at that link above are, well, scary.
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Rev Halofan
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I heard
they are changing that R Kelly (i think its by him) song to…
“got a light skinned friend looks like Sammy Sosa, got a dark skinned friend looks like Sammy Sosa”
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart #34
by Vladd#27 on Nov 7, 2009 3:05 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
he might be getting ready for his acting debut...
in the twilight series
by thejd on Nov 7, 2009 8:09 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
My thoughts exactly
Looks like a vampire
"Figgins' OBP is still over 40!" -Steve Physioc
by Figgi4life on Nov 7, 2009 9:50 AM PST via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he has douches steroidis vitiligo.
Happy Birthday to the ground!
by Monkeyspanked on Nov 7, 2009 8:52 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
WTF???
The time is out of joint; oh cursed spite, that ever I was born to set it right.
by chairmanofthebar on Nov 7, 2009 9:00 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
Que terible! Que lastima!
1 line siggy line because I was asked nicely. Go Angels! helpfindscottajob@gmail.com
by Slasher52 on Nov 7, 2009 9:16 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Sammy are you Ok? Sammy are you ok? Are you Ok Sammy?
he’s been hit by a smooth criminal.
by jhens76 on Nov 7, 2009 9:57 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, this is one instance where no amount of flashbulb can make a difference...
Do it for Nick '09
by BryanHarvey'sMoustache on Nov 7, 2009 10:27 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Well, MJ's soul found a new host.
What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.
by clover_black on Nov 7, 2009 10:32 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Was just gonna say this :(
Sosa’s whiteness corresponding with MJ’s death. Coincidence? I think not.
by Caseys Kiss of Death on Nov 7, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Looking at that picture
I half expected him to squeal a high-pitched “oooooo”, grab his crotch and start moonwalking.
by Hoppity Hooper on Nov 7, 2009 10:47 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
White is the new black?
They want power. We want respect...
by SenorChuckles on Nov 7, 2009 10:59 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
The before and after of his wife are telling
Before: “I love my dark. Handsome. Latino Man.”
After: : “meh. The gringo still got money.”
Sammy: " Chee-Hee! Cha-mon, Cha-mon. Chi-chi-cha-kaa! Hee-Hee!!!"
by eyespy on Nov 7, 2009 11:07 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Vitiligo
If Sosa does have Vitiligo and he chose to bleach his skin to make it a uniform color, that would explain it.
Take a look at a picture of Bengals player JD Runnels who has Vitiligo and does do anything to hide it:
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by HungryHunter on Nov 7, 2009 11:21 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I thought you photoshopped that.
"Figgins' OBP is still over 40!" -Steve Physioc
by Figgi4life on Nov 7, 2009 4:44 PM PST via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
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