We are Gunna be Owt of the Race in 2010
Ya guys, we are so scrooed next year. Figins and Lakey is the gones, and Vladey is gonna be out the door. We are gunna suk some Mariner bawls. Why even hawpe we get to the playoffs in 2010? I have some ideas that willl help our teem in 2010.
1. Lets geet that granderson kid. Hees a great guy, and he can hit. We can treade Ayber for him.
2. Let's sign Bay and Holiday. They're both good, and sign them to 5 million dawler deels.
3. Get beater hawt dogs. They taest turrible.
4. Let's get CeeCee Sabathia. He's a very good hitter.
If you haven't realized this is a playful poke at some of the offseason fanposts, you should have a visit with a doctor... :-)
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I laughed at the ending of #4
posted from a yellow submarine.
by Figgi4life on Dec 15, 2009 8:49 PM PST via mobile reply actions
I kno rite?
Hees so taleented with hitting the ball and beeing reely fast
RIP Nick Adenhart 4/9/09
by vlad IS my man on Dec 15, 2009 9:25 PM PST up reply actions
He wud make our teem 1337 r0xx0rZ!!!!
Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch
Obviously a product of the Los Angeles School System
Must be a doyers bandwagoner… I can tell from the hawt dogs comment.
- really had me laughing.
But really, I bet we could get AJ Burnett for GMJ straight up. What are the yankees gonna do with all those pitchers?
by Balls and Strikes on Dec 15, 2009 9:57 PM PST reply actions
supposed to say number 3 really had me laughing
by Balls and Strikes on Dec 15, 2009 9:58 PM PST up reply actions
I'm ashamed to admit that I'm a LAUSD product
(I graduated in 1980, before LAUSD went to hell in a handbasket).
Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch
Yes, Kaiser Permanente?
I need to make an appointment. What? I can’t get an appointment until February?
1 line siggy line because I was asked nicely. Go Angels! helpfindscottajob@gmail.com
Naw, my computer has been acting funny
if I write star star star some words star star star *some words* i get that
and apparently
number 3 writes 1.
by Balls and Strikes on Dec 15, 2009 11:35 PM PST reply actions
that was sarcastic
I wasnt paying attention and used some of the formatting shortcuts on accident
by Balls and Strikes on Dec 15, 2009 11:38 PM PST up reply actions
yes dude we are right now pretty much out of it on paper....
and on the field,,,, we are right now like a 450.% winning club no doubt
Dangz manz if we thoughtz all the nerdz of beizbolz
thoughtz we stunks befur manz now werez gonna be in dedz last!
First we had a Salmon and now we have a Trout, let's see the same results.
Ooe Noez! This offseason is totally not-haxxorz! It's OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111
RIP Nick Adenhart.
"When the Babe tries to call his shot, I hope Nick puts one in his ear."
--RallyMonkey5
I really wish you hadn't given away the game at the end
Just as a kind of litmus test for those who respond.
"Death to the opposition!" - Commander Worf, First Baseman: The Niners

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