Ya guys, we are so scrooed next year. Figins and Lakey is the gones, and Vladey is gonna be out the door. We are gunna suk some Mariner bawls. Why even hawpe we get to the playoffs in 2010? I have some ideas that willl help our teem in 2010.
1. Lets geet that granderson kid. Hees a great guy, and he can hit. We can treade Ayber for him.
2. Let's sign Bay and Holiday. They're both good, and sign them to 5 million dawler deels.
3. Get beater hawt dogs. They taest turrible.
4. Let's get CeeCee Sabathia. He's a very good hitter.
If you haven't realized this is a playful poke at some of the offseason fanposts, you should have a visit with a doctor... :-)