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What Do You Do With Your Lackey Jersey?

What do you do with a drunken sailor, early in the mornin'? I got a John Lackey Jersey for Christmas from my brother who was at the stadium sale. What should I do with it?

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The ultimate fate of this gift should be...
Incinerate it for a You Tube Video
100 votes
Have my two dogs rip it to shreds for a You Tube Video
82 votes
Add the Name "Benedict" to the back and wear it
310 votes
Throw it in the back of the closet and wear it with pride in 2022
341 votes

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If you come up with an idea let me know

So I can do it to my Jose Guillen jersey

Jerry and Omar assclowns for life

by Ghost of seven in a row on Dec 27, 2009 10:13 PM PST reply actions  

Why the Hell do you have a Jose Guillen jersey?

LOL.

JK, but you should get rid of that. At least Lackey put in some valuable time to this organization.

by lightupthehalo29 on Dec 27, 2009 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I got it at the height of his one good season

about two week before his Sciosia explosion. I vowed to never get another players jersey again- I will only put my name on the back because I’m not getting traded, leaving for CASH, or publicly going on a coke binge with underage strippers.
At least not publicly.

Jerry and Omar assclowns for life

by Ghost of seven in a row on Dec 28, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there a context to his giving this to you

that makes it more acceptable, Rev?

Because this is the kind of slap in the face that should ruin families.

by Caseys Kiss of Death on Dec 27, 2009 10:49 PM PST reply actions  

Or so you think?

RIP Nick Adenhart.

"When the Babe tries to call his shot, I hope Nick puts one in his ear."
--RallyMonkey5

by Clutch on Dec 28, 2009 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Think like Bill Veeck....

Just like his “Disco Demolition Night” promotion, we need a “Gone to the Enemy Demolition Jersey Night” where all the jerseys of those who chased the money and left are unceremoniously set ablaze.

Now of course, I’m not advocating the destruction of the Big A or the playing field like what occurred during “Disco Demolition Night” and Comiskey Park.

by mustard_man on Dec 28, 2009 7:12 AM PST reply actions  

To go off this idea

A Halos Heaven jersey bonfire rally the night before Angels opening day.

by Sethy on Dec 28, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Have him sign it...

then frame it with your 2002 WS Game 7 ticket stub and OC Register headline from 10/28/09.

I love this team.

by Downing Rules on Dec 28, 2009 8:25 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

++++++++1

"The Smarter I get, the More I Have To Learn"

by Hapyorange on Dec 28, 2009 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah...

I’m going to keep my bobble head. The best revenge is living a good life. Lackey and his inflated contract only makes Boston good for a year or two more. Lackey isn’t Nolan Ryan. He pitches for us well. Helped waive a lot of flags, but its not like The Angels can’t do it again without him.

RIP Nick Adenhart 4/9/09

I blog about the Angels at The Diamond Aces

by Jay Cal on Dec 28, 2009 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

As Mick Jagger sang...

“…I wanna see it pained black,
Black as night,
Black as coal…”

…cause that’s where Lackey’s future is to me…a big black empty nothingness.

by sothball on Dec 28, 2009 8:53 AM PST reply actions  

Hi-freaking-larious!

"Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."

by LAASurfin on Dec 28, 2009 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

/win

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Dec 28, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

AMAZING.

You sir, have here what we call a “definite epic win.”

RIP Nick Adenhart.

"When the Babe tries to call his shot, I hope Nick puts one in his ear."
--RallyMonkey5

by Clutch on Dec 28, 2009 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Find a hot blonde...

Have her wear it and have someone puke on it for a You Tube video.

by Idaho87 on Dec 28, 2009 11:29 AM PST reply actions  

Nice

The puker has to be wearing a Boston hat or jersey, though. Better yet, make it Manny in a blond wig, for that matter.

RIP Nick Adenhart.

"When the Babe tries to call his shot, I hope Nick puts one in his ear."
--RallyMonkey5

by Clutch on Dec 29, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Keep it

I don’t think the Lackey deal will work out as anticipated. Either that or he will give Boston one great year out of five.

Put it away for a few years and if Lackey grows up in his attitude toward the Angels, he still is the winning pitcher for the team’s first-ever World Series win.

by California Cajun on Dec 28, 2009 6:05 PM PST reply actions  

On a somewhat related note, I’m writing up a bunch of background information for a story or movie or some other future writingish project, and needed the name of a futuristic slow-acting fatal illness.

Lackey’s disease

I think it works.

For some offseason fun, check out the Mac & Windows Space Shooter game I helped make: Insectoid

by AlanFalcon on Dec 29, 2009 11:39 PM PST reply actions  

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