I have 2 (Game) Balls
Well, while we are waiting for spring training to begin, I thought it would be fun to share stories related to when, how, and where everyone has gotten a game ball.
My first came at Yankee stadium when I was a kid and we went to a night game and sat in the upper deck behind home plate (in the days of no net). There I was, glove in hand, just waiting for a foul back. In about the 7th inning, here it comes - light a bat out of hell straight for my head. I dive out of the way, but my uncle grabs it as it hits the row behind us, and I got my first ball.
The second and last came at the Stadium when we sat about 15 rows back of the Angel dugout, and we grabbed a foul tip from a Ranger's lefty at bat. My son got the ball, and promptly got Tim Salmon to sign it a week later.
How did you guys get your "balls", and how many do you have?
PS: only real game balls "in play" count - no batting practice or balls flipped to you by a coach or ball boy. Those are lame.
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A few HR came near me but none were to be mine. After hundreds of baseball games in my life ya think one would bounce my way, but sadly no… SO FAR!
let me clarify one of those
GA hit a bomb that was heading straight for the Rev’s head. He ducks, and I reached up to catch the ball with my bare hands. Obviously I didn’t pull it down, and it landed four rows back.
That’s the only time I’ve ever touched a game ball.
2002
I think it was a grand slam against Cleveland on G.A.’s birthday – fucking thing almost took my head off 6 rows back of the centerfield wall.
Never :(
I did get one of those t-shirts the strike force girls shoot out though.
== Resident Point Tallier ==
me too
never got any balls, but pregame on july 21 last season, i got cliff lee’s autograph
Tex went to the dark side.
by vlad IS my man on Feb 3, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions
Mine came against the A's
my Uncle gave me 4 seats behind home plate for my birthday. After the game we stayed and hung out. We then got up and started walking back to the diamond club and Hudler was looking out of his broadcast window. So I proceeded to yell at him to toss me his ball that he is always tossing during the game. Well he then dropped out of his window and it landed by the tables in the diamond club and I ran after it (knocked over a couple tables getting to it) and picked it up. I was excited and then security told me to give it back but I then ran! Woot and had my first and only game ball.
Give the young guns a chance...if they suck wellll...
While a fantastic story, it doesn’t count. The thread is asking about folks who got a batted ball from an actual play; not one that the Wonder Dog had fondled. ;)
by Downing Rules on Feb 3, 2009 5:16 PM PST up reply actions
Haha
I had a feeling somebody would call me on it, but hey a fondled ball from the Wonder Dog is better than no ball.
Give the young guns a chance...if they suck wellll...
by angelskid2210 on Feb 3, 2009 5:24 PM PST up reply actions
I am a big Hud fan! That’s a cool story, for sure kid.
by Downing Rules on Feb 3, 2009 5:27 PM PST up reply actions
what about
the bp ball that you stopped with your forehead on the ground. the same night that freak climbed the foul pole and the cops beat him with flashlights till he let go.
I've got one and just missed another.
Mine came off the bat of Lloyd Moseby of the Blue Jays. My dad and I were sitting along the 3rd base side when a high pop foul came our way. It hit in the row in front of us a couple seats away, and landed in an empty seat. I asked my dad if he was going for it and he said, “I was until you knocked me down”. I was probably in my late twenties, so that made my dad in his sixties. Lucky he didn’t break a hip or something.
Sitting way out near the RF foul pole one afternoon. Wally Joyner pulled one that came right to me. It was weird, all those people and it came right at me. Hit my right palm, bounced off my forehead and ended up in the hands of the guy behind me. I felt like a ’tard.
I was uncool before uncool was cool.
None as a kid...
But I have given two away to nearby kids with gloves as an adult, as I can’t stand to watch grown ups keep them.
couple of years ago at Spring Training I had one come right at me out in the bleachers while I was double fisting a couple of chrome bottles and it ended up hitting the woman directly in front of me in the shoulder. I initially felt guilty for not moving and letting it hit her, but she turned around and actually gave me a dirty look for not making the attempt. I just smiled and shrugged my shoulders cuz its simple math for me, two beers > baseball.
I have 2 balls as well...
1. Angel Stadium: My dad and I (I was 12) were in the Row J, Section 120. It was the last game that Tim Salmon played as an Angel. Salmon came up (I believe it was the fifth inning) and fouled a pitch right back, straight over the screen. I caught it in between the hands of a drunk guy in front of me. (Earlier in the game, he had tried to steal the ball I had caught during batting practice.)
2. RFK Stadium: We went to a Nationals-Phillies game in D.C. in 2007. My parents had to go to D.C. for the “American Dental Association’s Annual Convention”. They decided we could go to a game while there. Luckily, there were only 10,000 people at the game that day, so we actually got to pick our seats. We were the only people in one of the sections behind home plate. Aaron Rowand fouled a ball back (virtually same as Salmon’s) and I caught it in my glove once again.
Quakes
just have a bunch of official minor league game balls from quakes games
Mike Scioscia For President
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I have been to a zillion a games, and sit on the first base side wher foul balls could go. Many come close but no where close enough to where I could catch them.
I tip my cap to you lucky souls that have gotten one. Unless you are Steve Bartman, that seems like a curse
I guess I already used my Manny bomb for the month?
Awesome! How’d you like your one chance at a foul ball to be a Bartman moment? Yikes!!! ;)
by Downing Rules on Feb 3, 2009 5:17 PM PST up reply actions
Outside the rules
But this is an awesome story nonetheless. Not involving me, though.—Stop me if I’ve already told it!
My friend’s dad’s company has tickets about 8-12 rows up from the Angels dugout. My friend’s brother and his friend who was a girl (not g/f) are at a game together a few years ago. They’re both about 16.
John Lackey is not starting that day, but he’s standing on the top of the dugout steps. Every now and then, he looks back at the crowd. In maybe the third inning, he looks at the crowd, pauses for a second, and the girl turns to my friend’s brother and goes “Oh my gosh, I swear he just looked RIGHT AT ME.” They shrug it off, but Lackey goes back into the dugout.
About a couple of innings later—the fifth, I think—Lackey re-emerges. He has a ball with him. He turns around and scans the crowd for a bit, making like he’s going to throw the ball to someone. The crowd clamors for the ball.
John reaches back, tosses the ball—DIRECTLY to the girl.
She turns it over.
There’s Lackey’s phone number on it.
Light Up That Halo!
Did the number have “555” as the first three digits?
by Downing Rules on Feb 3, 2009 5:18 PM PST up reply actions
No idea
But when this scene ultimately makes its way into “Switch Hit,” it will!
Light Up That Halo!
When it gets added to "Switch Hit",
the girl misses the catch and the ball lands in the popcorn bucket of the fat toothless guy sitting behind her. He picks it up, turns it over, wipes off the butter, sees the phone number, smiles, looks back up at Lackey, and winks.
AHA! AHA!
Very funny – this is my original thread and……
5 or 6 years ago when my daughter was in high school, they all went to a game and Lackey did the EXACT same thing to my daughters friend. She DID go out with him and said he was an UGLY dude and she hoped she would never see him again.
She was pretty hot.
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by SocalAngelFaninOC on Feb 3, 2009 7:18 PM PST up reply actions
I don't
but a friend I grew up with once got a foul ball at a Red Sox game. For some it always looked and felt smaller to us than other baseballs. Maybe subconsciously we always felt it HAD to be different in some way. That or it was before they started juicing the ball!
Captain, there are doubt's...
Maybe she thought it would be weird
but he certainly didn’t seem to have a problem with it!
Captain, there are doubt's...
He probably didn't realize
How young she was. Or maybe that wouldn’t have mattered either…
Light Up That Halo!
2 balls also...
The first was in San Diego at the old Jack Murphy Stadium. Giants v. Padres in either 1985 or 1986. A foul ball off the bat of Jeffrey Leonard down the right field line goes right over me and my brothers head to the guys sitting behind us (we were 11 and 10 at the time). Seeing how excited we were, they end up giving us the ball. I guess we really didn’t catch it, but we did end up with it.
The second ball was given to my sister when we went to an Angels v. Yankees game in New York back in 2001. Darin Erstad tossed it to us as he was heading into the dugout after warming up before the game. I ended up getting Tim Salmon and Eckstein to sign the ball too. Cool stuff.
I have also caught a couple of BP balls while out in left field of Dodger stadium, back when they had Piazza and Karros. Those dudes could MASH. I still remember a ball hit by Piazza went so high, and yet so far and was going WAY too fast to try and catch with out a glove (had to chase it down). My roommate at the time caught one ball during BP that hit the top of the wall and bounced directly to him. Classic.
I hit for the cycle...
was how I got my first game ball. I was twelve. Little League ruled.
No other game balls at games I was attending. I was visiting DC this summer and went to a Nats vs Rangers game. I forget who, but a Ranger hit a homer in to my section. I got a hold of it and tossed it back onto the field. Everyone around me was really bummed.
I guess the Nats don’t really have die-hard fans yet.
by BryanHarvey'sMoustache on Feb 3, 2009 4:35 PM PST reply actions
If we're talking about balls from *our* games,
as opposed to MLB,
I got mine last March, after my first ever home run.
Angels fan since '67
I've only been to about six games
And I have one.
Juan Riviera foul ball. I gave it away to the little tyke I robbed of it.
Mine's kinda sad.
When I was about 10 years old my dad and I went to the ballpark and sat in the upper deck a little left of homeplate. Just as we got our food a batter pops one up right to our seats. I was a little too distracted by my food and missed the entire thing until the ball bounced off my head and travelled back down to the lower deck. Being 10 I burst out in tears but now it’s kinda funny
I've never caught one either..
And I’ve been to Angel Stadium so many games in my life. However, I do know that feeling that you get when you see it coming toward you.
I was at the game in ’07 where Anderson got 10 RBIs and I was sitting in the front row right next to the bullpen near the rock pile. I brought my glove this time because I knew that homerun balls have landed in the seats we got tickets for. So its about the 9th inning and because of Anderson the Angels were smoking the Yanks. Most Yankee fans already left while us Angel fans were enjoying the embarrassment.
So I’m sitting there and A-rod comes up who had already hit a homerun in that game. A pitch or two in and he hit a drive, I saw it come towards my direction. I stood up ready and excited to catch my first ball and that’s when the wind took it. The ball quickly curved into the bullpen. It was pretty sad, but I did get a taste of what it would be like to have caught that ball and that was really cool. It still would have been awesome to have caught it though.
Oh and I was lucky enough just to be at the game. One of the best games I’ve ever seen.
I've never caught one either..
And I’ve been to Angel Stadium so many games in my life. However, I do know that feeling that you get when you see it coming toward you.
I was at the game in ’07 where Anderson got 10 RBIs and I was sitting in the front row right next to the bullpen near the rock pile. I brought my glove this time because I knew that homerun balls have landed in the seats we got tickets for. So its about the 9th inning and because of Anderson the Angels were smoking the Yanks. Most Yankee fans already left while us Angel fans were enjoying the embarrassment.
So I’m sitting there and A-rod comes up who had already hit a homerun in that game. A pitch or two in and he hit a drive, I saw it come towards my direction. I stood up ready and excited to catch my first ball and that’s when the wind took it. The ball quickly curved into the bullpen. It was pretty sad, but I did get a taste of what it would be like to have caught that ball and that was really cool. It still would have been awesome to have caught it though.
Oh and I was lucky enough just to be at the game. One of the best games I’ve ever seen.
Last year, second game against the Mets
Mid-June, I think.
Foul ball comes up our way, and a guy across the aisle catches it. He magnanimously gives to a boy with Downs Syndrome sitting near us, who’s been talking all game about getting one—we and the crowd around us burst into applause…or a classic studio-audience “awwww.” Anyway it was pretty cool.
Light Up That Halo!
i got 1..
sitting 2 sections up the 3rd base line from the dugout, i caught a foul ball off the bat of some texas rangers catcher.. and of course, as soon as i got home from the game, i watched the replay on fsn, and blam! i was on tv! woot. lol..
"Here we go baby, 'bout f***'n' time!"
Never got one. But got stories!
1. when I was about ten I was sitting in the first row behind home dugout. I got my glove on and I am paying attention. A very, very high pop fly is hit over the home dugout. Instincts kick in and I stand up and spread my arms and call out, very loud “I got it!” I wait and wait and wait and when the balls finally comes down, the Angels 3B (Tom Satriano?) snags the ball at the threshold of the dugout. Does he flip to me, the cute kid standing there looking totally embarrassed for mis-judging the ball so badly? Nope. I still carry the shame.
2. I have told this one before, so I will be brief. My oldest brother was at Dodgers Stadium in the bleachers during an World Series game against the Yankees. It’s late and he leaves his party to make the final beer run. While he was standing in line, he watches on the monitor as Reggie Jackson hits a home run and the ball lands in his empty seat! His pal was a weenie, and flinched away from the incoming ball. The guy sitting in the row right behind the empty seat reaches over to picks up the idle baseball. A World Series Reggie Jackson home run ball. I hope the beer was worth it.
This reminds me of the worst foul ball I ever saw...
My wife and I were at a Dodger game…it was late 80’s or early 90’s. It was a weekday day game, and early in the game. We had been given good seats, midway between home plate and 3B, field level, 9 rows form the rail, and right on the aisle.
Jorge Orta was batting left handed. He hit a pop-up…it appeared that it would come close to our seats.
Now normally, there are a lot of people that start to move in the direction of a foul ball. So, I didn’t react. Funny thing is, no one else reacted either.
As the ball started to descend, it appeared that it would land a couple of rows behind us. I glanced quickly to the imagined spot. There were 2 older ladies in those seats (mid-60’s?). I glanced again up at the ball, then back down again…just in time to see one of the older ladies turn her head sharply to the left in a futile attempt to avoid the ball. It hit her directly behind the ear. I will never forget the sound of the impact. It was sickening…like hitting a tree with a baseball bat.
She looked like she had been sucker-punched. Her friend (sister?) first tried to comfort her, then started to get hysterical. It took way too long (5 minutes?) for any attendant to react. Finally, an attendant summoned medical help, and took them…to a first aid station (or so we imagined).
The ball? While waiting for the medical attendant, the fan that had retrieved the ball gave it to the friend/sister as a “memento”!
My"virgin" moment was last year...on my birthday...
against the Orioles. Brian Roberts was batting left handed. He fouled a pitch down the 3rd base line. I knew it was going to be close, but….
…the ball hit off of the hands of the guy one seat behind and one seat to my left (closer to the outfield)…and literally dropped into my hands.
Now this was my 51st birthday. I thought about it for a moment. I thought it was great that I finally got a foul ball at a game! But I also thought I hadn’t “earned” it (the hands of the guy behind me were hurting). So…I gave him the ball. He was so surprised and grateful. His GF was even more grateful. Well, that’s the story…
Spring Training Against the A's
I paid for a buddy to come with my GF and I and he promised that if he got a ball he’d give it to me. Foul ball down the firstbase side and everyone in my section was awestruck with a ball that was incoming. Out of nowhere -someone dives in front of an elderly couple and wrestles the ball away away from their blue-haired asses. It was my buddy…still got the ball to this day.
Also, John Lackey was giving the eyes to my lady-friend, so I made her get an autograph from the big Texan. Couldn’t figure out if I was offended, or flattered that he wanted to break off a piece with my girl.
by KendrickExperience on Feb 3, 2009 8:45 PM PST reply actions
about 10 triple a balls but 3 of them from future angels!
i live in portland oregon, so i go to at least one game per series to the portland beavers games, theyre the padres triple a team. but anyways, i always try to go to as many games as i can when the salt lake bees are in town. so last season the first trip they made, freddy sandoval flipped me a ball after he made the 3rd out. later that same game, bobby wilson flipped me a ball. then a few months later when they came back, wilson gave me another one and later signed it for me. he and terry evans came into the store where i used to work and got me free tickets too, theyre both really awesome guys! but ive also gotten balls from kevin mench while he was playing for texas triple a team along with a few other guys.
5/13/2006, lower view mvp, courtesy of Orlando Cabrera
A few minutes earlier the pack of drunks next to me permanently disappeared, seeking beer, better seats or god knows what. Cabrera’s foul bounced many times before landing in a stranger’s empty cup.
Man
I want to catch one so bad. Not keep it, I’m too old for that now, but catching one would be awesome.
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Foul Balls
Over the years I have recovered ten foul balls. Two of those were on the fly. All of these foul balls came courtesy of Anaheim Stadium or Dodger Stadium. The most memoriable foul ball was the Marlon Anderson ball. That was hit into Loge aisle 119 on the third base side in Anderson’s first or second at bat of his 5-for-5 (including two home runs and a triple) game. That was the back-to-back-to-back-to-back home run game against the Padres. Because Marlon Anderson hit the fourth of those four consecutive home runs his bat was sent to the Hall of Fame. That will probably be the only time I get a foul ball and the Hall of Fame asks for the player’s bat!
1978 Bos Dwight Evans
1978 Phil Randy Lersch (fly)
1980 StL Keith Hernandez
1999 LAD Mark Grudzielanek (fly)
2002 Min A.J. Pierzynski
2003 Ana Bengie Molina
2004 Mtl Jose Vidro
2004 ChiA Joe Crede
2004 LAD Jason Werth
2006 LAD Marlon Anderson
I also got a batting practice home run ball hit by Albert Pujols at Petco Park in San Diego. I was minding my business seven rows up in the seats behind the centerfield sand box when That Albert hit a drive that skipped off the first row of seats and went over me. The ball rebounded off about the 12th row of seats. I blocked it like a hockey goalie and then picked it up off the grass.
Mike Remlinger of the Braves tossed a batting practice ball to my son Roger in the sand box in San Diego. For that I counted Remlinger as the MVP of the game even though he did not play. In that game John Smoltz defeated Jake Peavy 3-1 despite Peavy’s 16 strikeouts in seven innings.
and surely you threw back the ball that you caught in 2002, right? ;)
by Downing Rules on Feb 4, 2009 9:54 AM PST up reply actions
2002 was before 2005
If we had seats in the first ten rows of the bleachers I would bring a throwaway ball with me just in case I came up with a home run ball!
The A.J. Pierzynski foul ball occurred in a May 24, 2002 game. The ball landed in an empty seat behind our seats in section 128. I grabbed it off the concrete before an overweight Minnesota Twins fan could reach it. His extreme beer belly delayed him enough so that he was grabbing my arms after I had recovered the ball. Ten seconds later the ball was in two year old Roger’s hands. A half inning later the Twins fan’s two sons return to their seats with hot dogs and Cokes. Their dad tells them the ball hit one of their seats. His son replied “then it should be our ball.” Nope. Possession is nine tenths of the law. Ramon Ortiz had a bad case of gopheritis in this Pierzynski foul ball game. Pierzynski, Jacque Jones, and Torii Hunter blasted home runs against the aged one (Ramon went from age 26 to age 29 one off season—that should have been enough for Homeland Security to take his visa away). The Twins fans got a 5-1 win and Roger got the foul ball.
I keep score to all the games I go to (1,321 major league games and counting). Unfortunately I have not marked my programs when I have got a foul ball. Thus I cannot supply the date, opponent, pitcher, and inning of all the foul balls I got. For example, I have no idea which 2003 Angel game I recovered the Bengie Molina foul ball. I am also blank regarding the Jayson Werth 2004 foul ball. For Dwight Evans and Joe Crede I could narrow the choice to between two games that it was fouled my way.
I also have not marked my scorecard with who attended the game with me. Thus I do not have an accurate count of all of the games Roger has gone to. Roger has gone to a ballpark figure of 350 games with me.
I have Brian Downing's 211th Homerun!
Sitting out in the ol’ family section… He blasted one… Hit the corner of a seat about 40 yards away and bounced right into my pops hands… It was cool seeing my pops (who had had a huge beard, and hippy hair) on the jumbo screen dancing around.
We got it autographed after the game… When we told him that it was his HR ball, he said he wished he had some…
I have probably 30 BP balls…. Got 5 in one day… (3 me and 2 from pops)… plus a Bobby Bonilla 89 All Star work out HR.
Show 'em your a panther... Show 'em what you can do....
by stuck in Romania on Feb 5, 2009 5:04 AM PST reply actions
Caught 2 and barely missed 2
The first came in 1984 in our original seats (Aisle 27, Row E, Seats 5,6,7,and 8*) off the bat of Gary Pettis. It was in May, and Pettis swung for the fences (as usual) but managed a lazy fly ball into the 5th row.
The second came June 18, 2005 against the Marlins, and came off the bat of Carlos Delgado. This game went extra innings and was a great pitching matchup between Lackey and Dontrelle Willis. Vlad supplied all the offense, with a solo shot to tie it in the 8th and another solo shot in the 10th to win it.
The 2 that I missed:
Both came off the bat of Mark Grace while attending a Cubs-Braves game in 1990. During the same at bat he hit two right at me, but thanks to the Pabst-infused folks at Wrigley that afternoon, they decided to tackle a 16/17 year old kid (me) mere seconds before the ball would have been caught. After the 2 melees, I was removed by security as I was bleeding from both knees, hands, elbows, and forehead. The Cubs were blowing them out and these foul balls were hit in the 8th inning. When I was taken to security they asked to see my ticket stub as they were going to remove me for sitting n the wrog seat. He was pretty angry with me until he realized I was in the right seat, to which he said, “usually by this time these seats have been vacated” and then I was taken to first aid.
It is way overdue Arte. #5 needs to be retired by the Angels.
June 18, 2005
That was the game where both Roger and I missed out on a Vladimir Guerrero foul ball. We were seated in section 128 about 15 rows up. This was the first game that I saw Dontrelle Willis pitch in. I was watching his delivery through my field glasses. During Vlad’s first at bat in the last of the first I forgot that he likes to swing at the first pitch. A ball was fouled high and in our direction. I took the binoculars away from my eyes and had trouble locating the ball. The ball landed in the aisle one step below our row and bounced up. Holding the binoculars in my right hand, I reached up with my left hand and touched the ball. The ball hit the back of the seat in front of mine and rolled on the ground along our row. Roger was drawing a picture of the stadium on a napkin. Still holding his pen Roger grabbed onehanded at the ball and missed. The ball continued its contour roll on the floor of our row back towards homeplate. A couple seated three and four seats to our left recovered the ball. Roger was very upset about missing the ball. The couple offered to give him the ball. I declined by stating that I had given Roger three foul balls the year before. Vlad popped out to end the inning. By the time John Lackey took the mound in the top of the second Roger was over his rage. Yes, it would have been cool to get a Vladimir foul ball from a game he hit two home runs (including a walk-off) in.
You missed two by Mark Grace? I almost got two foul balls off the bat of Mark Grudzielanek in the same game. I got the first foul ball (catching it on the fly) and just missed the second. The second landed in an empty seat behind me. A fan seated two seats to the right of that seat got his hands on the ball just before I could. While with the Dodgers Grudzielanek hit at least five foul balls that came within 15 feet of me in Loge section 118 at Chavez Ravine.
Then there was the Ed Amelung ball. At a July 29, 1984 Reds @ Dodgers game I was sitting in the shade behind the plate in the Loge deck under the press box. With two outs in the bottom of the 8th inning Amelung looped a floater towards me. This was going to be an easy catch! A more athletic fan quickly moved 15 feet to his left in the row in front of me and snared the ball. Oh, the ones that get away! I never take a glove to a game. I need two hands to keep score. That is why my foul ball count of balls caught on the fly is so low. Since 2002 I have averaged going to 80 major league games a year. I come up with a foul ball about once every 1.6 seasons. As I have not recovered a foul ball since 2006 I am due for one in 2009!
I bet Ed Amelung remembers that game. It was his second major league game. Amelung played the entire game in right field. He recorded his first two major league hits (both singles) and stole his first base. On the mound Orel Hershiser retired the first 23 Reds in order. Nick Esasky ruined the perfect game by lining a 3-0 pitch into leftcenter field for a single. Hershiser finished with a 1-0 two-hit shutout. It had to be this game because I remember it was a day game and this was the only day game I ever saw Amelung play in.
That June 18th game ROCKED. 2-1 final score Vlad 2, Marlins 1; two solo shots. I sat in 2nd row in the Diamond Club that game. Nice experience.
by Downing Rules on Feb 5, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions
4 So Far
*Edmonds back in 2nd year with Halos on check swing down left field line.
*Ersty down left filed line in 98 against O’s.
*Miguel Cairo of Yanks off of Lackey a few years back mid-way down right filed line and 4 rows deep (should have thrown back).
*Best was off my hero Brian Downing when sitting field level between home and 1st base about 10 rows back. The stud hits a foul shot off the 2nd deck, most of fans look up and look back to field. See it coming out of the corner of my eye and catch it one handed over this ladies big, Back East looking hairstyle sitting in front of me. She ended up buying me a beer saving her from a mild headache.

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