I realized when I'd missed most of the game and came in to see the score 17-3, that I wanted to know what happened....but not in the depressing form that game recaps usually take.  Why not a musical?

Then I thought, what if baseball were a musical?

Then I remembered the very very talented staff of writers we have here at HalosHeaven, they who brought you 2008's smash blockbuster "Switch Hit! The Movie" and the somewhat less popular but still fantasitcally amazing "Switch Hit! 2: Electric Boogaloo."

So I call upon that staff again, and all those who are new here or didn't (get to) contribute last time. 

Imagine that we are producing a show or movie about the Halos 2009 season, or about a fictional yet extremely similar team and season--with the catch that it has to be a musical. I chose the title of this fanpost based on the fact that (a) we have a ton of rookie (or relatively so) pitchers and (b) those who aren't rookies are acting a h-ll of lot like freshman dumbasses.

Who appears?  What are the showstopping numbers?  Does Will Ferrell reprise his character from Switch Hit and sing "Good Night Saigon," or does he team up with SH co-star Rob Schneider in a touching duet about lost games and romances?

Have at it!