Might take a couple years off his age….lol

These things have paid for themselves at least 10 times over. Getting your hair cut should cost pennies, not twenties.

…neck shave is a different story, and that happens every 3 weeks +/-.

Vlad? He hit better when his hair was shorter. He’s the anti-Samsom. Hey, maybe we can send Vladdy to bat with the jawbone of an ass? Samson was able to slay an entire army with one, right?
The ass? Well, we can try to get Pyrzynski back for a ritual slaughter…

Recently I started going to the Paul Mitchell school where people are training to become professional hairstylists and it only costs $12 and they do a pretty good job.

CUT THE HAIR, VLAD!!! His numbers have gone down, while the injuries have gone up during his dreadlock days.

I will admit to going to a stylist. There is something relaxing in having a woman massaging your scalp while washing your hair,

Who’s that?

Like bums. You ever see a bald bum? They always have a beautiful head of hair. So why is that? I think it’s because they never wash it. It’s the only time you ever see your hair fall out is after you take your shower and you wash your hair, there’s a bunch of hair laying there. If I’d never washed my hair, I’d have a full head of hair. Of course, they could lose their hair, too. Maybe it just stays in. It’s just locked in there. If they ever washed it, they could be bald bums.

(paraphrasing Charles Grodin and Steve Martin)

I love the whole shampoo/scalp massage thing.

maybe Vlad has a reverse Sampson complex. How were his numbers when he had the shorter ’do? Maybe the longer his hair grows, the worse he gets.

You have your assignment Go forth and staticize.

I love my days off—-not theirs.
This is something for the off-season, we should at least have something good to talk about now/

Just Sayin’ …..

haven’t you ever heard of Sampson? You’ll sap whatever’s left of the poor man!

and i go to a stylist, and she’s awesome.
it’s every 3-4 weeks for me. usually 15-20 bucks.

but last time I tried SportClips (there’s one by my office), and I got the full up treatment with neck and back massage….

NICE

Seriously, I haven’t had it cut in years.

usually about once a year, but i think its time to go with some shorter hair for a while, especially during the summer

6 on top, 3-4 on sides…

then all the Angels cancut their hair trim their facial hair. Until then:
“Gimme a head with hair…”

He was pitching better with em, thats for sure!

at age 24. It remains the only strand of grey/silver i have. Right in the front of my “swoop” above my forehead. WTF?

It has to be fresh on Monday. I got a barber who does it for me in Westminster, $7, thats $28 for a month. Razor cut on the sides and 2 on top with a high fade, otherwise known as, THE HIGH AND TIGHT. But hey if I let just any person do it I will get crap for a “unsat” haircut. Plus I have to shave everyday. Can you say, “cant wait to be a civilian again.”

Keep the hair vlad, the dreads are cool!!!

Flowbee.

Date the stylist, you get the head massage, with the happy ending and a free haircut out off it.

Now that those days have passed, I go through phases

1. 0 setting on the clippers shaved 2 times a week
2. Stylist medium/high fade 0 to 1 1/2" on top cut about every 2 weeks (cut but the stylist mentioned above, sadly without the happy ending)
3. Current stage, haven’t seen my hair longer that 2" long in the last 18 years. I’m letting it grow a little.

should even consider second guessing Vlad’s personal appearance decisions. He is a baseball God and his decisions should go unquestioned.

All hail Vlady! All hail Vlady!