Vladimir Guerrero: Dreadlocked?
LUNCH THREAD: How often do you go to the barber? Or do you go to a stylist? Do you dye? How much do you spend on your hair? Any toupees out there?
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Do It Vladdy!!
Might take a couple years off his age….lol
-Wally
by ToriiTheHunter on May 28, 2009 11:36 AM PDT reply actions
Bought some clippers at Target and have the girlfriend cut my hair every couple weeks
These things have paid for themselves at least 10 times over. Getting your hair cut should cost pennies, not twenties.
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#34
yup this is exactly what I do as well.......
and I buy a new one every 6 months or so……….saves me a ton.
Godspeed Nick - RIP - 1986-2009
by norcaliangelsfan on May 28, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I use clippers too
But I do it myself
I might go back to Fantastic Sam’s if they bring back the stylists’ nicknames above the mirrors. Bubbles gave me the best bowl cuts.
RIP Nick Adenhart, #34
I bought a nice one from a friend who works at a beauty supply store. Discounted and one that the pros use. Wife does it for me. She likes 5 on the top and 3 on the sides. I like 2 on the top and ZERO on the sides.
Although, I become a bona-fide hippie if I am in the dog house for extended periods of time.
I love this team.
by Downing Rules on May 28, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice. Sort of an inverted mohawk? ;)
I love this team.
by Downing Rules on May 29, 2009 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions
When your bald like me...
A 1 all around goes well. If not, the Bozo look abounds!!
"......and you can kiss it GOODBYE"
Funny Thing...
In the mid 60’s, I had hear down to my ass!! Military cut it. I will never forget seeing 2 1/2 foot of hair on the ground.
"......and you can kiss it GOODBYE"
not too picky
i go probably every 2-4 months. random places, spend anywhere with a tip included $15-20.
I'm balding. Yay for me.
Whatever dude.
by Mayheminthehood on May 28, 2009 12:04 PM PDT reply actions
I don't need no stinking haircut anymore...
…neck shave is a different story, and that happens every 3 weeks +/-.
Vlad? He hit better when his hair was shorter. He’s the anti-Samsom. Hey, maybe we can send Vladdy to bat with the jawbone of an ass? Samson was able to slay an entire army with one, right?
The ass? Well, we can try to get Pyrzynski back for a ritual slaughter…
by sothball on May 28, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Cutting those locks will reduce wind friction and increase his speed;)
I hate haircuts. Do them as least as possible-about 5/year. Close to 20 bucks I pay. I remember I used to pay $2.50 for a two-line haircut, didn’t like that single edge blade on my sideburns though.
About once every 3 months
Recently I started going to the Paul Mitchell school where people are training to become professional hairstylists and it only costs $12 and they do a pretty good job.
I've been saying this for more than a year now...
CUT THE HAIR, VLAD!!! His numbers have gone down, while the injuries have gone up during his dreadlock days.
Hooters anyone?
by Chone's Chonies on May 28, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions
Every 6 - 8 weeks
I will admit to going to a stylist. There is something relaxing in having a woman massaging your scalp while washing your hair,
RIP Nick. The Angels and their fans will always remember you.
You know the guys who always keep their hair are the guys who have no use for hair. They're not trying to impress anybody.
Who’s that?
Like bums. You ever see a bald bum? They always have a beautiful head of hair. So why is that? I think it’s because they never wash it. It’s the only time you ever see your hair fall out is after you take your shower and you wash your hair, there’s a bunch of hair laying there. If I’d never washed my hair, I’d have a full head of hair. Of course, they could lose their hair, too. Maybe it just stays in. It’s just locked in there. If they ever washed it, they could be bald bums.
(paraphrasing Charles Grodin and Steve Martin)
OK stat-heads....
maybe Vlad has a reverse Sampson complex. How were his numbers when he had the shorter ’do? Maybe the longer his hair grows, the worse he gets.
You have your assignment Go forth and staticize.
RIP Nick
This is why I hate off days
I love my days off—-not theirs.
This is something for the off-season, we should at least have something good to talk about now/
Just Sayin’ …..
You people are insane
haven’t you ever heard of Sampson? You’ll sap whatever’s left of the poor man!
by Caseys Kiss of Death on May 28, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions
I think he should go with the Frederick Douglass Do


Keep those hammies limber, boys.
by Rally Manatee on May 28, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
yes Vlad needs a cut
and i go to a stylist, and she’s awesome.
it’s every 3-4 weeks for me. usually 15-20 bucks.
Thank you, Nick Adenhart. You will always be remembered. #34
Usually just go to Supercuts every 3 months or so
but last time I tried SportClips (there’s one by my office), and I got the full up treatment with neck and back massage….
NICE
Angels fan since '67
Haircut, I don't need no stinkin haircut.
Seriously, I haven’t had it cut in years.
by matthiasstephan on May 28, 2009 4:03 PM PDT reply actions
must be like
THIS!
RIP Nick Adenhart 4/9/09
by vlad IS my man on May 28, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
havent had a haircut in about 8 months or so.
usually about once a year, but i think its time to go with some shorter hair for a while, especially during the summer
That'll only happen if that one prospect is the second coming of Christ and redemption for mankind can only be achieved by smacking many balls out of the yard.
-The Limey
When Artie changes his name to George
then all the Angels cancut their hair trim their facial hair. Until then:
“Gimme a head with hair…”
GA GA he's the man, if he can't do it, no one can
Question Number 2: Should Dondo grow his dreads back??
He was pitching better with em, thats for sure!
Do it for Nick '09
by BryanHarvey'sMoustache on May 28, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions
I got my first strand of silver hair last year...
at age 24. It remains the only strand of grey/silver i have. Right in the front of my “swoop” above my forehead. WTF?
Do it for Nick '09
by BryanHarvey'sMoustache on May 28, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions
i agree...
but at this point it is one-single, strand of gray hair.
Now if it turned into a “streak of silver” then I’d be painting the down red and suddenly develop a limp.
Do it for Nick '09
by BryanHarvey'sMoustache on May 28, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
town, not down.
Do it for Nick '09
by BryanHarvey'sMoustache on May 28, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Every Sunday.
It has to be fresh on Monday. I got a barber who does it for me in Westminster, $7, thats $28 for a month. Razor cut on the sides and 2 on top with a high fade, otherwise known as, THE HIGH AND TIGHT. But hey if I let just any person do it I will get crap for a “unsat” haircut. Plus I have to shave everyday. Can you say, “cant wait to be a civilian again.”
"don't worry about the past, there is not future in it."
-Yogi Berra
If you're a Mormon, does it matter?
Just kidding you…my neice and nephews are Mormon…I like them. A lot. Good people (though I don’t share their faith).
The best way to go
Date the stylist, you get the head massage, with the happy ending and a free haircut out off it.
Now that those days have passed, I go through phases
1. 0 setting on the clippers shaved 2 times a week
2. Stylist medium/high fade 0 to 1 1/2" on top cut about every 2 weeks (cut but the stylist mentioned above, sadly without the happy ending)
3. Current stage, haven’t seen my hair longer that 2" long in the last 18 years. I’m letting it grow a little.
R.I.P. King Ad-Rock #34
No one
should even consider second guessing Vlad’s personal appearance decisions. He is a baseball God and his decisions should go unquestioned.
All hail Vlady! All hail Vlady!
Angel Pitching (Adenhart), Angel Defense - get past that.
by vladtheimpaler on May 28, 2009 11:38 PM PDT reply actions

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